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A middle age man who gets his hair highlighted blonde will go on to kill his wife
I tried telling y'all a few days ago!!
Will prob watch half of Challengers like I do with every Guadagnino movie, before shutting it off and declaring on twitter how I hate all of his boring ass movies.
Something so dark about that instagram guy who asks people on the street how much they pay for rent and then films their apt.
Annie Leibowitz photo spreads are the worst shit ever. A bunch of badly lit actors photoshopped and hodgepodge'd together like a bad last supper. Enough is enough of people pretending shes good!
Things my mom texts me the most about ;her hate for JLO, her hate for Tiger Woods, pics of Keanu Reeves and his "girlfriend" (my mom said "if thats his girlfriend he must be blind") and a cousin in Detroit who posts pics of disgusting looking meals she's cooked on Facebook.
We've all had a friend or two in the suburbs who dressed & acted like Morrissey and it was totally cool, but when guys in the East Village do it, its the dumbest shit ever.
To all the stupid freaks QT me saying that theres no way that chicken head got plastic surgery because of "puberty," which is a load of rubbish. I literally have the same face I did in middle school and high school. Lol
GORGEOUS Alan Rankine from the Associates. Absolute dream boat 💔
Sat night sitting alone in my car in the Walgreens parking lot, eating a frozen snickers bar and listening to The Headmaster Ritual.
Give me bitch's plastic surgeon's number please!
Give me bitch's plastic surgeon's number please! https://t.co/R48cN46EfT
I honestly think it's the grossest "cake"
Pickleball is the most disgusting name for a sport.
The AAA guy just yawned so loud while talking to me on the phone.
Naomi Fry @frynaomifry
65K Followers 4K Following staff writer @newyorker | never underestimate the power of I'LL. SHOW. YOU. -- eli roth to harvey levin | my name is pronounced "nomi" just like in showgirls
CAT MARNELL @cat_marnell
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Naomi Fry @frynaomifry
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Annie Hamilton @ANNIE_HAM
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CAT MARNELL @cat_marnell
39K Followers 3K Following New York Times bestselling author of HOW TO MURDER YOUR LIFE. My column BEAUTYSHAMBLES is on PATREON. REP: @byrdleavell3 / UTA
Audrey Horne @credenzaclear2
31K Followers 2K Following im an acquired taste.. if you don’t like me, acquire some taste!
Christin @hexprax
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ACT BAD @GayCrossfit
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h.st ꈍ ◡ ꈍ ℒ .. @_henry________
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Kasai @thicc_puppie
5K Followers 2K Following a writer named kasai (bylines in salon, baltimore city paper, old deadspin, the root, vice, etc.) 🍉 now @ https://t.co/6OrtRtvLIK 👽18+: @thot_puppie
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Why do you all continue to allow people holding tiny microphones to have income?
@Nerdspringbreak What about bleached hair shaved head
Real drunks know this the best bar in Manhattan
This photo will never cease to be hilarious Remilio
sloppy ass bitches coming out of the PATH train
me for the series NY 🌻
@Nerdspringbreak Yes, Hamish is gorgeous, omg! And same weakness for me
@Nerdspringbreak I adore, love and swoon over Alan, RIP hot Scotsman.
@Nerdspringbreak I thought they usually did that after they killed their wives
@Nerdspringbreak That’s the kinda shit my 8yo daughter and my sister’s devil children do in the backseat of my car
“goodnight light and the red balloon” is on loop in my mind like a mantra. a prayer .. almost .. no thoughts only, “goodnight light and the red balloon”
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