Monterey Jack @Marsich___
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Happy Earth Day 🌎
me: h- person who wasn't allowed to watch spongebob as a kid: i wasn't allowed to watch spongebob as a kid
Have a feeling this movie is gonna be sick and twisted
Have a feeling this movie is gonna be sick and twisted
Did I feel the earthquake? I haven’t felt anything in years what’re you talking about
Good Lord what is happening in there!?
harrison ford is that one unemployed friend on a random tuesday
harrison ford is that one unemployed friend on a random tuesday
What if instead of the 60s the new Fantastic Four took place in the 70s. And instead of Pedro Pascal it started Ryan Gosling and Russel Crowe. And instead of being superhero’s they were both private detectives
If GRRM isn’t able to finish another book in A song of ice and fire the series will end with Daenerys having diarrhea in a field which I guess is kind of funny
rest in peace carl weathers. always loved his iconic arrested development role and how it only happened because mitch hurwitz was too embarrassed to admit he wanted to do a rocky parody
If you’re young enough to have a stake in the survival of this country and instead choose to be a mouthpiece for old neocons who will send your children to war without so much as a second thought, please think twice before procreating
what the hell was Ryan Gosling's childhood
Guys want one thing. And it’s to team up with someone who mildly annoys them to solve a mystery and then afterward open up a private detective agency together.
It’s the weekend
“We had a GOOD thing. We had movies that went to theaters. We had tv shows on networks that generated advertising. we had physical media. then we’d license it all to Netflix, which EVERYONE had, and we’d make MONEY. But your PRIDE. And your EGO…”
Mulaney is one of the only comedians working today that I'd really want to see host the Oscars, mostly because he's someone that actually has an inherent understanding of The Movies and knows how to make specific and effective jokes about them.
Mulaney is one of the only comedians working today that I'd really want to see host the Oscars, mostly because he's someone that actually has an inherent understanding of The Movies and knows how to make specific and effective jokes about them.
Not Paul with his globe at in and out
Read his comment in the Tim Robinson shouting voice
Read his comment in the Tim Robinson shouting voice
I'm a candy man, ladies & gentlemen. I have numerous concerns spread across this state. I have many chocolators flowing at many 1000 barrels per days. I like to think of myself as a candy man. And as a candy man I hope that you'll forgive just good old-fashioned plain speaking.
I'm a candy man, ladies & gentlemen. I have numerous concerns spread across this state. I have many chocolators flowing at many 1000 barrels per days. I like to think of myself as a candy man. And as a candy man I hope that you'll forgive just good old-fashioned plain speaking.
Danny Walsh @dwalsh114
649 Followers 449 Following My people know people, those people know people, and if you ask those people who they know? they won’t tell you
teek @TimmyKerrigan
610 Followers 449 Following too blessed to be stressed and too sexy to be thirsty
Sheamus O’Toole @Bad_Luck_BigRed
444 Followers 1K Following Toby Flenderson was the Scranton Strangler don't @ me /SUNY Cortland Class of ‘17/ #BoltUp
Liam Collins @LiamSCollins_
2K Followers 975 Following Host @CrimeOverWine 🍷 | @ElonUniversity '20 | Dog Dad 🐕 | Loves a good sunset ☀️ |🗽🇮🇪🏳️🌈 | 📧 [email protected]
HeeBergmeier @BergmeierH28380
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Monterey Institute fo.. @MIRA_OBS
609 Followers 4K Following The Monterey Institute for Research in Astronomy is a non-profit astronomical observatory founded in 1972 and dedicated to research and education in astronomy.
WORLD NFT BILLIONAIRE.. @nftgiveaway1834
571 Followers 5K Following Being Early is key Il Bullish on $ETH and $Sol and $Ada Il Turn on & II DM me for a promotion I lI
Dought @Dought221807
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emily @HulloItsEmu
176 Followers 445 Following like Snow White but Jewish and with a much shorter attention span
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Joann Mosses @JoannMosses
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Aniko @EvansDa76752968
626 Followers 2K Following If you're too focused on your current business, it's hard to change and concentrate on innovating...
skye🪐༘⋆ @sixskye
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Ben McCall Myers @officialbenmc
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sky @skyrevenlol
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ExplainingThings @ExplainingShow
1K Followers 5K Following Each week @jonathantillson and @fuckcityusa try their best to explain a concept we are all familiar with but aren't exactly sure how it works
Ted Barton @TedBartonComedy
12K Followers 9K Following This is hard because I want to be myself, but I also want you to like me. instagram @tedbartoncomedy for stand up clips
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212 Followers 1K Following Welcome to my ethnographical report. Complaining about Italy is my personality
Christian @chegarty15
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Kate @katecsmithy
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Stanley Carter @Carter_Stan
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135 Followers 165 Following Cortland Alum. Pawling Middle School fastest gym class mile 2013
~*~ radiate hell~*~ @cais_a_bell
505 Followers 894 Following 🦋♻️🌻🔮🧚🏼♀️ the only time I’m looking back is if my ass is in the mirror
DudeWheresMyGoatPod @DWMGpod
254 Followers 833 Following Four gutter mouthed comics join up to discuss life, comedy and the absurd / @fuckcityusa @jonathantillson @tweetshimmy Eric Monroe
Juliaphan @sneakerbost
82K Followers 90K Following A twitter page dedicated to introducing sneaker news and software to get sneakers .
Peter Mor*n (allegedl.. @Impetermoran
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PopUpComedyNYC @PopUpComedyNYC
3K Followers 2K Following Funny tweets from NYC Comics / #comedy #funnytweets #joketwitter
Jess Cecchini @JessicaCecchin2
58 Followers 80 Following
John Morris 🏴�.. @_jam_iii34
723 Followers 602 Following Army West Point Assistant Football S&C Coach MS•CSCS•FRCms•USAW
Matthew Bellak @mattbellak
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Danny Walsh @dwalsh114
649 Followers 449 Following My people know people, those people know people, and if you ask those people who they know? they won’t tell you
teek @TimmyKerrigan
610 Followers 449 Following too blessed to be stressed and too sexy to be thirsty
Sheamus O’Toole @Bad_Luck_BigRed
444 Followers 1K Following Toby Flenderson was the Scranton Strangler don't @ me /SUNY Cortland Class of ‘17/ #BoltUp
Liam Collins @LiamSCollins_
2K Followers 975 Following Host @CrimeOverWine 🍷 | @ElonUniversity '20 | Dog Dad 🐕 | Loves a good sunset ☀️ |🗽🇮🇪🏳️🌈 | 📧 [email protected]
Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave
450K Followers 87 Following The latest news in movies, TV, video games, and social media 🎥📺🎮 | Created by @mytweetsmid | IG: culturecrave 📷 | @fromthedraftsco | Mute spoiler hashtags ⛔
Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony
5K Followers 4K Following Scientists are saying the future is going to be far more futuristic than they originally predicted. Some call me The Wistful Reviewer
Guy Who Tells Hartnet.. @Douggernaut_2
5K Followers 5K Following Remember @thedouggeranut? He's back in @Douggernaut_2 form
Ryan Fischer @ryanpfisch
4K Followers 31 Following 👨💼 CEO of Chalk Performance Training 📈 Over 150,000 transformations through my mobile app 📲 and 1 on 1 coaching team
emily @HulloItsEmu
176 Followers 445 Following like Snow White but Jewish and with a much shorter attention span
All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies
826K Followers 140 Following The account on classic and hit films. Detail in our making of stories is from cast/crew or 3+ sources. To support what we do, please subscribe 😁
Will Sennett @Senn_Spud
115K Followers 1K Following the warrior in the garden @pod197424 / @CloserLookPod
thatsfunny @thatsfunny
11K Followers 446 Following every single day @thatsfunny posts where the best comedians in the world are performing that night. support live comedy.
Valley Boys Podcast @valleyboyspod
31K Followers 8K Following Comedian @DaveWeasel and friends bring you takes of current events and tell horrible stories from their lives
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26K Followers 376 Following Great guests, great conversation, and a few arguments it's On Cinema at the Cinema 🍿 Become a member today and watch Season 14 and the 11th Oscar Special now!
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very tall bart @TallBart
83K Followers 1K Following why is bart so tall? boyfriend: @cabinworm check out: @transpanicblog
saddrawingsbyjace @JaceAvery
9K Followers 1K Following I’m 19 years old and I draw shit. Listen to my podcast @lemonpartyshow. I am woke and racist.
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1.4M Followers 101 Following the best memes ever created… we wouldn’t be here without them (NO NSFW PROMOS)
kira 👾 @kirawontmiss
1.6M Followers 1K Following self-proclaimed free thinker https://t.co/r8TGRYgBAG
ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl
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skye🪐༘⋆ @sixskye
509 Followers 408 Following
Brendan Sagalow @BrendanSagalow
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Eliza @elizableu
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Ben McCall Myers @officialbenmc
268 Followers 367 Following european tour director, FPL nerd, live music enthusiast and high energy extrovert, top cunt
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23K Followers 272 Following HD Video. Live Chat. Archives. Pre-Released. Ad-Free Episodes!
Joe List @JoeListComedy
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Michael Rainey @mikerainey82
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°. ✧ 🍵emily🪷.. @uhhmmily
170K Followers 236 Following trying my best to try my best • IG: stillnotemily • actress • I make vids ⬇️ {she/her}
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Collie Tyrrell @columtyrrell
28K Followers 2K Following Mostly clips. Click my pinned tweet. The Colum Tyrrell Podcast. Host Tuesday Night Comedy in NYC. Live dates and all other stuff on my website.
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185K Followers 1K Following SPECIALS Daniel Sloss: X, SOCiO, DARK, Jigsaw (breakups 500K+Divorces 1000+).BOOK ‘Everyone You Hate is Going to Die’; TOUR+Podcast https://t.co/MPuLht29Wq
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Russian mercenaries are in "hot pursuit" of the notorious warlord Joseph Kony, after a bloody near-capture in a remote corner of the Central African Republic earlier this month, sources tell Rolling Stone. rollingstone.com/politics/polit…
other countries get shit like this meanwhile we get fucking travis scott burger
Krispy Kreme is releasing a Pokémon donut set in Korea! Includes Pikachu, Ditto, Psyduck, Jigglypuff and Diglett! 🍩
I thought we were having steamed clams. #C2E2
In honor of Spider-Man 2 being back in theaters I had to bring back this iconic video
question for men: what are your favourite things to do with other men?
Okay but what if DUNE was a comedy? Fan trailer by yours truly.
John Carroll Lynch doesn't get enough credit. He gave me chills in this scene.
met this girl at a wedding who was really mean and belittling to me for no reason so when she told me she works in weapons manufacturing at Lockheed Martin I was like “this makes sense you’ve been carpet bombing my self esteem all weekend”
Before Harrison Ford, Tom Selleck was cast as Indiana Jones in RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK. This is his screen test.
But you gotta give. Otherwise it goes dark.
These ‘pee stain denim’ designer jeans have an eye-popping price tag: ‘Why would anyone wear this?’ trib.al/ygVyrWf
Happy Al Pacino Day
I say I was neva mad atcha boy. I was sad, I say down right melancholic, cause I thought ya done lost ya way. But ya fou- I say ya found it son, and that's why you is my G-S-O-P. G-S-O-P, dat spells Greatest Source Of Pride boy.
I SAY, I SAY, AND THEN WHAT! LIKE THE NORTH POLE, RUNNING ROUND WITH DA AVATAR LIKE A CHICKEN WITH NO HEAD. THAT'S A JOKE, BOY, YA MISSED IT, FLEW RIGHT PAST YA. YA GOTTA START, pay attention now, LOOKING INSIDE YOURSELF. ASK YA SELF WHO YA IS AND WHO'S YA WANNA BE AND SUCH.
Honey, you okay? You barely touched your Billie Irish!
oh emos you will pay for this one
Steven Knight says the #PeakyBlinders movie is 'ready to go' • Filming in September • Has a bigger budget • Cillian Murphy is returning (via @NME)
Branson’s one of the funniest people
Modern day version of Daniel Plainview’s bowling alley
What's stopping you from building a game room in your basement?
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