Marie CCS @Marie_ClySar
Regular desert woman, now with more Michigan. History + English teacher + grad student. I don’t even know what this account is for. Joined June 2018-
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The Kennedy curse said now let’s do a silly one :)
Jenna Maroney subplot if 30 Rock were still around:
Jenna Maroney subplot if 30 Rock were still around:
He...had...he literally had...
Pop today: “Weeeeh I’m a sad sexy baby” Pop in 2010: “My boobs are cupcakes. :)”
Pop today: “Weeeeh I’m a sad sexy baby” Pop in 2010: “My boobs are cupcakes. :)”
It’s National Teacher Day, and if you want to teach, we want you here. We’re: 🌟 Making historic investments in schools 🌟 Funding scholarships for future educators 🌟 Supporting education from pre-K to postsecondary Together, we’re making Michigan the best place to be a teacher.
Me when he starts running away with the history round
Me when he starts running away with the history round https://t.co/e9LNewd6Sx
BREAKING: Jimmy Carter has been taken out of hospice to negotiate an end to the ongoing Drake—Kendrick Lamar conflict.
The crisis of Missing & Murdered Indigenous Peoples has impacted every Indigenous person I know. I'm deeply proud of our efforts across the Biden-Harris administration to help address this violence. At @Interior, we're making historic strides toward tackling this painful legacy.
I recently discovered that the police force in my Detroit suburb is trained in archery for some reason. I've never felt more optimistic about Michigan's odds against @Nomads4Pritzker
dogs love it when you use them as a drum and sing a song about how they are stupid. They cant get enough of it.
as a parent it's so important to show your kids that you personally cannot ever be relied on. reinforce this message every time you can. for example push them down a set of stairs. go out for smokes and never return
as a parent it's so important to show your kids that you personally cannot ever be relied on. reinforce this message every time you can. for example push them down a set of stairs. go out for smokes and never return
*sobs in terror*
Noah Kahan’s music boldly asks the question: What if you made a man so sad that he had to play the banjo about it?
so sorry to anyone who can’t picture an apple in their mind. I’m spinning my mind apple so fast right now. Now I’m spinning it in the other direction. Now it’s a green apple. Now it’s yellow. Now there’s a cartoon worm popping out of the apple. He’s wearing a little hat
Happy Hitler dood day to all who celebrate
I asked my husband, and he said “quail”.
cat domestication makes a lot of sense when you find out that this little guy is the wild ancestor of domestic cats. you could tell me this thing had personally chewed four people’s faces off and I would still let it into my house.
We’re like two weeks away from her getting bored with animals and deciding to hunt the Most Dangerous Game.
We’re like two weeks away from her getting bored with animals and deciding to hunt the Most Dangerous Game.
The illusion of choice… - unable to hunt, shot by Kristi Noem - able to hunt, shot by Dick Cheney
Michael Hobbes @RottenInDenmark
216K Followers 5K Following Currently @MaintenancePod and @IfBooksPod. Formerly @YoureWrongAbout, @HuffPost, @Highline. Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short.
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar
192K Followers 97K Following TV writer. Emotional eater. Bats right, tweets left.
Ryan Cavanaugh 👉 s.. @SeaRyanC
9K Followers 386 Following Engineering lead for @typescript. Now at https://t.co/uvEAuNf1VJ
Apple Blossom Bulleti.. @AppleBlossomMI
89 Followers 547 Following The sweet fragrance of sunshine, with notes of conservative hypocrisy. Sharing research from across the Great Lake State. DMs open for submission. 💙🌊
Jacalyn Armstrong @JillAmes979450
26 Followers 2K Following An oak grove woman claimed $2m dollars Kentucky lottery powerball price from October drawing helping the society with various card and loan debts 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Emma Watson @Emma_watson080
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awo9ext9ki @xt9ki60302zrc
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BW @invertedmermaid
111 Followers 267 Following Owner @wightteaco & founder of award winning Society of Excellent Women - I forget sometimes that twttr exists.
DollEyes4961: Over-Ed.. @DollEyes4961
3K Followers 5K Following Pop culture/movie/TV/politics buff. NO LISTS! Boosted. Stay cute or stay mute. No TERF zone. Not right wing, just right period. Be kind or be blocked. She/her.
Mo @Landa_RF
1K Followers 2K Following ❝ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ғɪɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ sᴜɴsʜɪɴᴇ, ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ sᴜɴsʜɪɴᴇ❞ • #Federer #Nadal #SaniaMirza #LewisHamilton #RealMadrid
K C @Capriccossa
1K Followers 5K Following Interested in fairness, unimpressed with “good ol’ boy’s clubs” in power. Resist! Time to Reset!
Matt Lazell @Teapotsandchaos
125 Followers 819 Following Critter, tea based life form, chief photographer for #tangosdiary, bookworm and not sure what all the fuss is about. He/ him
Libby 🌻🌈 @misliziz
281 Followers 770 Following Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a bumpy night .
Kate @Kate9269698881
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misanthropologist🍉.. @emilyorating
810 Followers 2K Following Gaeilgeoir, progressive, & former medievalist just trying to thrive amidst the plague(s). Yesa:sahį newb for language rights. Always decolonizing✌🏻
Randy Paulson (with a.. @RPaulson96
690 Followers 2K Following Pickle disposal system for @marpakoserpch. @SimpsonCollege ’19. Black Lives Matter. Protect trans kids. I ❤️ all cats. He/him. Views mine, my own, my precious.
JS @jenn_sev
5 Followers 277 Following
KrisS 🔥 Your Vote,.. @MplsMe
48K Followers 46K Following Nolite te bastardes carborundorum | Call your MOC: 202-224-3121 | Artist | Patriot | Sec Humanist | 🌈Ally #Ω #MN03 #BLM #DemCast #WtP - other sites: mplsme
Rohan Grey @rohangrey
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Armchairshrink @armchairshrink
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MI House Democrats @MIHouseDems
28K Followers 6K Following In this House, we're #PuttingPeopleFirst and fighting for an equitable, safe and welcoming Michigan for ALL! #MILeg
Rebecca Wright @RebeccaWri364
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Paul Schofield @pschofie79
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Elon_musk@55 @EMusk21659
42 Followers 1K Following I'm on a quest to bang AOC on Mars 🚀Founder CEO and Chief Engineer of SpaceX🪐CEO of Tesla. Owner of X. (Part of PayPal)
BetseyMarty @MartyBetse44528
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Mae Lobb @LobbMae30732
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Melek Tawuse @MelekTawuse
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Dengqihong0627 @dengqihong6327
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Carolina Garcia @Carolin30254674
212 Followers 6K Following the girl🥵💫your mom, wife warned you about 😆!!!💦🤤
Millennial Politics @MillenPolitics
102K Followers 21K Following Pragmatic progressives tuning out the bullshit. Keep your eye on the ball and stay focused on what matters.
Chae yeong (Amelia) @Amelia02177
145 Followers 2K Following I'm a single mum with a son#trump2024. orthopedic surgeon by https://t.co/BvdOGn5R9t.
Roland Ramsey @roland25584
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Henry Porter @HenryPorters
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Sara @harkins85sara
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Shapiro Fan 🍦🦅�.. @RationalWins
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Mycelia Corpus ||Vtub.. @MyceliaCorpus
533 Followers 3K Following vtuber - meat host run by a fungal network/ digital artist+ streamer/ no reposting my pics/no ai-no N-F-Ts // she-her/30+/ https://t.co/4pQDM7nLSK
Schicht im Schacht ~ .. @Schichttorte
1K Followers 3K Following If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. (O. Wilde) sie/she
Stephanie Moulton Sar.. @StephanieSarkis
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Elaine @Elaine66863023
3K Followers 4K Following An older New Englander that wants to retire in peace but can’t afford to. But I’m gonna do it anyway! I worry for the Planet, not for myself Do the right thing.
janisjoplingermanshep.. @janisjoplinger1
510 Followers 3K Following 8 year old twin German Shepherd rescues from San Antonio.
Catherine Medici PhD @CMediciT
475 Followers 357 Following Historian Women's and Gender Studies and Medical Humanities scholar. Early modern women/gender, chronic illness, and Public Humanities. All views are my own.
AL @AJL20576539
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Sara @saraaaaajean
3K Followers 893 Following sorry i was late, i didn’t want to come. @mizzou & @washulaw alumna. texan. m&a lawyer. momma to an adorable pup. she/her.
Acoustic Effort @AcousticEffort
60 Followers 37 Following Attempting to Practice: Radical Acceptance, Distress Tolerance, and Turning the Mind. Empirical, not Post-Modern.
Susanne B #TeamOrca @hazelmist
1K Followers 5K Following Cerebral Palsy survivor #BlackLivesMatter Chickasaw citizen #MMIW Recovering Professional Freelance 📸 & Crossing Guard #Saints #Pelicans #LSU
Senator Sean McCann �.. @SeanAMcCann
23K Followers 22K Following Senator serving MI 19th district - Kalamazoo Co & Antwerp Twp. Former State Rep. & Kzoo city commissioner. Husband, father of two, WMU grad.
weird medieval guys B.. @WeirdMedieval
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Enhanced Interrogated.. @agraybee
28K Followers 532 Following Anarcho-Karenist. Alt-Centrism or barbarism. No pods, no casters
Lucy Huber @clhubes
80K Followers 2K Following editor @mcsweeneys Mother of: 👦🏼👶🏼🐈⬛🐈🐠🐌 Writer? Hungry. Tired.
Surprised Eel Histori.. @greenleejw
36K Followers 270 Following Surprised historian, not surprised eels. Doctor of Medieval History. Talkin' 'bout eels, maps, my kids & my dog. Maps on commission: https://t.co/ZmGIhKXK52
New York Times Pitchb.. @DougJBalloon
264K Followers 4K Following Parody. The really well-trained dog is the one that turns his somersault when there is no whip. merch: https://t.co/3bxNPhdkPL
Ida Bae Wells @nhannahjones
675K Followers 3K Following Reporter @nytmag//Creator #1619Project//EP #1619Hulu//Co-founder @IBWellsSociety //Founder @c4jdhowardu //Knight Chair @howardu//
Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunt
273K Followers 4K Following I hunt fake history and correct it, but also post amazing real history stuff. Rude, obscene, vulgar, racist people who can't act like grown-ups get blocked.
Neal Katyal @neal_katyal
928K Followers 668 Following Supreme Ct lawyer;law professor;extremist centrist. Former US Acting Solicitor General. New podcast Courtside @ https://t.co/T4EMw9m9B8 https://t.co/e8n2BKLOGK
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar
192K Followers 97K Following TV writer. Emotional eater. Bats right, tweets left.
Dr Francis Young @DrFrancisYoung
42K Followers 6K Following Historian of religion and belief | folklorist | Balticist | professional indexer | Lay Canon @stedscath | Tutor @OxfordConted
Dr Fi Bowler @FionaBowler
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INoGS @INoGSonline
719 Followers 84 Following Support genocide scholarship & provide a place of dialogue regarding the history, ideology, causes, outcomes & prevention strategies of man's horrific creation.
Georgia Shenk @GeorgiaShenk
17K Followers 2K Following Writer + Antisocialite ✿ @reductress ✿ @TheSecondCity trained ✿ say [email protected]
Fortesa Latifi @hifortesa
17K Followers 2K Following Features @TeenVogue. State school alum x2. Also in @nytimes @washingtonpost @cosmopolitan @Slate etc. Rep’d: @mina_hamedi
Biden-Harris HQ @BidenHQ
343K Followers 4 Following Just the facts, Jack. We’re on the other website, too: https://t.co/9Z2jW1VQ7a
Postcards to Swing St.. @Postcards2WIN
7K Followers 6K Following 44 million postcards to voters since 2020. Part of @turnoutPAC
MI House Democrats @MIHouseDems
28K Followers 6K Following In this House, we're #PuttingPeopleFirst and fighting for an equitable, safe and welcoming Michigan for ALL! #MILeg
Dr. Samantha Hancox-L.. @perdricof
8K Followers 215 Following writer and game designer. liberal, progressive liberal, neonliberal. associate editor at liberal currents. she/her.
Auschwitz Memorial @AuschwitzMuseum
1.6M Followers 2K Following Former German Nazi concentration & extermination camp Auschwitz. Official account. We commemorate victims, educate about history & preserve the authentic site.
Flags That Go Hard @FlagsThtGoHard
29K Followers 55 Following Simply flags that go hard. DMs are open for suggestions
Cherie Priest, Allege.. @cmpriest
30K Followers 613 Following Could be anyone for all you know | Is actually Cherie Priest, tho | Book rep: @StaciaDecker at DCL; film: Tara Timinsky, Grandview LA | [email protected]
Nebraska Examiner @NE_Examiner
10K Followers 113 Following A nonprofit, independent news source committed to providing news, scoops and reports important to our state.
coney dog urbanist @detroitdevdoc
490 Followers 226 Following Advocate for a Motor City with fewer motors. / Greenways 🚲 / Transit 🚌 / Density 🏗️ / MDOT hater
Catherine Project @CatherineProj
6K Followers 304 Following We run tutorials and reading groups on great books, open to readers 16+ from all walks of life, at no cost. 501(c)(3) nonprofit funded by donations & grants.
Faith M. Deckard @Deckardfaith
1K Followers 1K Following PhD life @UTAustinSoc. Incoming professor @sociologyUcla. Interests = crim legal contact, support networks, debt, & health. AIso enjoy hot drinks and community.
CAMFED - Campaign for.. @Camfed
175K Followers 24K Following Supporting girls to learn, thrive and become leaders and game changers in their communities and beyond. Together we can create a more just and equitable world.
Jared Rubin @jaredcrubin
9K Followers 635 Following Economics Professor @ChapmanU. President of @ASREC_Religion. Author of Rulers, Religion and Riches and How the World Became Rich https://t.co/1koBQc1JXY
Andy Marshall 📸 @fotofacade
25K Followers 5K Following Architectural Photographer in time-travelling camper van. 📸🚐🏛️ Architecture, Travel, History, Place, Material Culture, Genius Loci Digest, camper-van-camino
Midwest Modern @JoshLipnik
121K Followers 832 Following Architecture, Art, and Design from the Midwest | Subscribe on Patreon: https://t.co/DJqLP7OoZM | Contact at [email protected]
P. Y. Mund's Genealog.. @PYMundGenealogy
3K Followers 541 Following 🌳📜 Now at Bsky (same as my website 👇), FB, and Mastodon only (with minor exceptions, see pinned tweet; contact via DM or blog contact form).
Armchairshrink @armchairshrink
705 Followers 564 Following NorCal to Germany, recently to Omaha Capricious and pedantic nerd. (((She/her))) The cat in my profile was Yitzhak Toe-bean, z.l.
William B. Fuckley @opinonhaver
17K Followers 855 Following Endowed chair of the Tocqueville-Rand Freedom Enterprise Markets Innovation Center. Bound but not protected, I lie but I do not pretend. 🚰 🏗
Adjusted For Inflatio.. @MercurySchroepp
4K Followers 5K Following Reply gal. I like Pickleball, Democrats, and YIMBYs, in that order. (((she/her)))
Houthi and the Blowfi.. @canderaid
7K Followers 2K Following not mad, actually im laughing rn. https://t.co/UpK0DlJXMH
KIND @supportKIND
17K Followers 2K Following Kids in Need of Defense (KIND) protects the rights of refugee & immigrant children throughout their migration journey.
Stephanie Sowl, PhD @StephanieSowl
611 Followers 650 Following #HigherEd PhD | Program Officer at @ECMCFoundation | @epfp_ca fellow | researches rural college access, mobility post-college | Tweets my own
Joel Arnold @arnoldjoell
286 Followers 1K Following City Planner in Flint • 2018 @mitchellscholar 🇺🇸🇮🇪 • @michiganstateu + @UCDDublin Alum • Urban Planning • Public Policy • Flint ➡️ Dublin ➡️ Philly ➡️ Flint
Congresswoman Jasmine.. @RepJasmine
95K Followers 836 Following Former public defender, now proudly serving the people of Texas’ 30th District. @OversightDems & @HouseAgDems. Posts are made by staff unless denoted w/ CWC
Catherine D. Tan @Catherineoscopy
8K Followers 1K Following Sociologist. Assistant Professor @Vassar. Med Soc, SKAT, Social Movements, Qualitative Methods. Out now: “Spaces on the Spectrum” (CUP20)
microscopic images. @microscopicture
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Digital Folklore Podc.. @digiFolklorePod
702 Followers 1K Following Monsters, memes, internet urban legends, viral crazes & how each holds up a mirror to society. Hosted by @PerryCarpenter & @itsMasonAmadeus.
Norton Criticals @NortonCriticals
4K Followers 4K Following Norton Critical Editions, a classic works reprint series by W. W. Norton & Company, Independent & Employee-Owned. Share what you're teaching & your dream NCEs!
Timothy Snyder @TimothyDSnyder
560K Followers 58 Following Levin Professor of History at Yale. Author of "On Freedom," "On Tyranny," "Our Malady," "Road to Unfreedom," "Black Earth," and "Bloodlands"
Innocence Project @innocence
166K Followers 230 Following We work to help free innocent people from prison and transform the criminal legal system.
Shapiro Fan 🍦🦅�.. @RationalWins
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Kennedy-Lugar YES @yesprogramnews
11K Followers 629 Following International HS students live and study in the USA through K-L Youth Exchange & Study (#KLYES), a @StateDept program. Join us at #YESAlumni and @ECAatState!
Charity Miles @CharityMiles
28K Followers 12K Following Move with purpose. Earn money for charity. Share your experiences with #CharityMiles. For questions: @CMilesSupport 👇Download today!
Nathan Goldwag 🇺�.. @GoldwagNathan
3K Followers 517 Following In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same. He/him.
Jessica Swartz @JessicaForMI
3K Followers 67 Following West Michigan Mom. Public Interest Attorney. Democratic Candidate for Congress (MI-04).
Bob Kolker @bobkolker
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Giorgi Revishvili @revishvilig
24K Followers 525 Following Fulbright Scholar at @Bushschool of @TAMU • Former Senior Advisor to @NSCofGeorgia • Focused on Russian National Security and Foreign Policy • Views my own
Actual Names @ActualNames1
89K Followers 3K Following Purveyor of the finest in luxury silly names from genealogical and other sources.
medievalJewishStudies.. @ME_JEWSTUD_NOW
994 Followers 77 Following medievalJewishStudiesNow! is a news blog dedicated to providing current information on the developing state of medieval Jewish studies research.
Belt Magazine @belt_magazine
10K Followers 2K Following An independent digital magazine by and for the Rust Belt. Sign up for our newsletter: https://t.co/t1W8aBQMol.
Catherine Medici PhD @CMediciT
475 Followers 357 Following Historian Women's and Gender Studies and Medical Humanities scholar. Early modern women/gender, chronic illness, and Public Humanities. All views are my own.
@DannyDutch "so how did you end up with third degree burns and a broken hip?"
@aliclow They have a cavalier approach to safety that we could only dream of.
See, this is just me but if I had a dead worm in my brain, or I shot puppies in the head, I would keep that to myself.
The Kennedy curse said now let’s do a silly one :)
The worm that ate Kennedy’s brain died of malnutrition.
1. Heroin and Sex Addict Brain Worm Guy 2. Diaper Felon Rapey Dictator Guy 3. Joe Biden. Any questions?
Nooo Gerry see a real doctor
This Oklahoma chiropractor has his biggest job yet... helping Gerry the giraffe. #animalkind
@timothypmurphy He was great as the Titanic iceberg: "You came to my home and YOU HIT *ME*!!!!!"
we know calling the vet can be stressful, but please make sure your kittens and politicians are all dewormed this summer folks
the fact that they called him "RutherFRAUD B. Hayes" is one of those great little nuggets of historical trivia that prove we've always been exactly the same as we are today
Losing weight as an adult is really hard and people deserve to celebrate doing hard things. And if losing weight improves your health as well? That definitely deserves to be celebrated.
wasn’t expecting a campaign revelation to top “I shot my dog” but here we are
This morning on CNN, I said “irregardless,” and I’d like to formally apologize. I was nervous. This is not reflective of my character. I promise to be better.
RIP to Roman augurs. You'd have loved this.
A crow rides on the back of an eagle.
This is incredible because he’s like the only person in the world where if you find out a worm ate part of his brain instead of being horrified you go, “oooh, yeah that explains a lot then”.
@bloodbuzz it's so funny when like a two year old sees a like one year old and starts point at them and going "baby!!!!!!!!"... ma'am u are also a baby......
Oops!
Fox host: President Biden is announcing today a new investment in Wisconsin that is creating thousands of jobs. Isn’t that the same land where Trump promised a big plant that never happened? Fox reporter: Yes it is
Used to be you could stir-fry rice and it would go all over the stove because the sides of the pan were too shallow. Can't anymore. Because of wok.
Clean water for every American. No Administration has ever set out to make that real. @VP and I are on it.
Wilkie Collins had a live scarab in his brain and he wrote The Moonstone. So
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