Houthi and the Blowfish @canderaid
not mad, actually im laughing rn. https://t.co/UpK0DlJXMH Fort George G Meade, MD Joined August 2008-
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the strategy: camp out at Podunk Shitburg State U until the administration agrees to launch the school's substantial nuclear arsenal at tel aviv
Plainclothes cop walking into the student encampment and opening a jar of peanut butter like it’s the ark of the covenant
zoomers
zoomers https://t.co/o76FCwGdjA
He may mean this literally considering he is a chiropractor
He may mean this literally considering he is a chiropractor
we need a supreme court ruling on whether bluey's dad is a dog enough to be bestiality or if it's more of a chewbacca situation since he walks on two legs
we need a supreme court ruling on whether bluey's dad is a dog enough to be bestiality or if it's more of a chewbacca situation since he walks on two legs
NYT hacks absolutely fuming lmao
missing my wife's birthday bc i have to be at the trial about the time i cheated on her by banging a porn star in vegas while the former was pregnant
missing my wife's birthday bc i have to be at the trial about the time i cheated on her by banging a porn star in vegas while the former was pregnant
Donald Trump has arrived in court wearing a night cap and dressing gown and carrying a little candle
NYT retaliating by hiring Bubba the Love Sponge to run the foreign affairs desk
making a revolutionary flow chart because you're a student activist but you still go to Columbia
making a revolutionary flow chart because you're a student activist but you still go to Columbia
the protesters are worse at telling the difference between cameras and guns than an IDF attack helicopter pilot
the protesters are worse at telling the difference between cameras and guns than an IDF attack helicopter pilot
These disparaging attitudes toward Gen Z are so exhausting…We’ve already been through three recessions, Trump, neoliberalism, Biden, a pandemic, inflation, East Palestine and World War III… now you’re taking away the app we need of survive. I’m so tired
These disparaging attitudes toward Gen Z are so exhausting…We’ve already been through three recessions, Trump, neoliberalism, Biden, a pandemic, inflation, East Palestine and World War III… now you’re taking away the app we need of survive. I’m so tired
getting into a fistfight with my fellow secret service officers due to my "concern" about "DEI"
getting into a fistfight with my fellow secret service officers due to my "concern" about "DEI"
possible interpretations of "Anne Hathaway is a secret Gooner", in increasing order of shamefulness: - Arsenal fan - bag wine drinker - chronic masturbator - Something Awful forums user
possible interpretations of "Anne Hathaway is a secret Gooner", in increasing order of shamefulness: - Arsenal fan - bag wine drinker - chronic masturbator - Something Awful forums user
The government banned Kazaa to stop young millenials from learning about the hamster dance
It's crazy to think that if Vine hadn't died America would be communist by now
when these kids realize they could have saved $200,000 and protested with their high school diploma they’re gonna be really embarrassed
when these kids realize they could have saved $200,000 and protested with their high school diploma they’re gonna be really embarrassed
Long COVID continues to be definitely very real
Long COVID continues to be definitely very real
Modern version of the myth of narcissus where he dies of dehydration from gooning in the mirror
Modern version of the myth of narcissus where he dies of dehydration from gooning in the mirror
Sources say Columbia University has threatened to authorize the Adeptus Astartes to sweep the protest encampment as soon as tonight
Enhanced Interrogated.. @agraybee
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Centrism Fan Acct �.. @Wilson__Valdez
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Common Task Pursuer @revhowardarson
15K Followers 719 Following god created him and then demanded that he die
Senior PowerPoint Eng.. @ryxcommar
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James Palmer @BeijingPalmer
71K Followers 2K Following Deputy editor @ForeignPolicy. Wrote Bloody White Baron, The Death of Mao, and upcoming Heaven's Empires. Married to @larsonchristina. DC, ex-Beijing. He/him.
Jean-Michel Connard �.. @torriangray
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Peter Wolf @peterawolf
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vocational politics a.. @Convolutedname
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Scales Associate @pleizar
2K Followers 449 Following
Nikolaj🍦🇺🇦 @nikicaga
29K Followers 3K Following 24, from 🇷🇸, studying Biophysics in 🇫🇷 Progressive, tankie/lib if you're mad at me bi, he/him ↙↙↙ 🧦 🌐🌹🌋 🥑 🐵🔰🔆🍉 🇷🇸🤝🇽🇰 alt: @nikolajsalt
Cathedral ⛪️ Engi.. @owenrumney
3K Followers 3K Following I said Notre Dame wasn't going to burn down and I was right.
forcefemmed calvinist @Sharon_Kuruvila
10K Followers 9K Following reflections on war, peace, history, climate change, and philosophy liberal developmentalism - posts mostly screenshots and memes
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Skit Skat Skoodle Doo.. @ilpomodoro2
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Drew Savicki @DrewSav
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Scott Lemieux @LemieuxLGM
20K Followers 3K Following What used to be is gone and what ought to be ought not to be so hard. Tweets speak for myself only.
Michael Paulauski @mike10010100
5K Followers 4K Following I lose brain cells so you don't have to. Devops Galore. DemSoc liking anarchism. Antifascist. BLM/Abolish the Police. Views are mine, not employer’s. He/him
The okayest poster th.. @ok_post_guy
2K Followers 544 Following I try to figure it out as I go along.
🍑🍃🍃 @nextarines
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Matthew Downhour @MatthewDownhour
5K Followers 5K Following Now I am that guy with a substack - https://t.co/rJ4OHJ279u about: Georgism Liberalism History Education Philosphy Politics He/him btw
Foam of flowers rocke.. @foam_boat
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388 Followers 3K Following Give every man thy ear but few thy voice.
no @ahhokaythen
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Gilda @ggppiirrll
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cody @thomas_73_
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Adam schmeo @lsls11223344
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adam @AdamMoline
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Reagan Phillips @reagphil
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TechnoCeramics @TechnoCeramics
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Ox42+0 @0x420solana
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Cassandraryan Wharton @CassandraryanW
57 Followers 342 Following Powerful goddess #sissyslaves #Sissybag #sissymua #SissyBleachingSoap
Countless Screaming A.. @ScreamingArgos
151 Followers 393 Following Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch Who watches over you? #BidenHarris2024
Yeah whatever @nothappyfunball
122 Followers 79 Following “Stay angry, little Meg,” Mrs Whatsit whispered. “You will need all your anger now.”
TexasTinfoilHat @TexasTinfoilHat
40 Followers 147 Following Oofda, y’all. On the sidelines of a lot of youth sports and a couple of social circles. Mom, Dem, Catholic, Lawyer. Stand against fundamentalism & antisemitism.
Daniel Ehrenberg @littledan
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qsdnl @qsdnl
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John the Savage @TheIkisatGuard
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André Harris @AndreJ_Harris
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Lena @LenaArkad
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Nicolaj Fromm @NicolajF34
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Arie Neuhauser @ArieNeuhauser
301 Followers 605 Following PhD student in UChicago Classics, Aspiring Byzantinist BA: Hebrew U Jerusalem, MPhil: Oxford Εἶπες· «Θὰ πάγω σ’ ἄλλη γῆ, θὰ πάγω σ’ ἄλλη θάλασσα.»
Rhods @Rhodrisco
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captivatethem 📷 @captivatethem
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Felix Klein @FelixBKlein
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Hélène Swarth @wilde_wingerd
27 Followers 618 Following Dichteres, 1851–1941. Offert God den wierook van haar wee.
Joseph Rigdon @weeklyadvent
46 Followers 886 Following Catholic layman, student, teacher, and citizen of the USA Quid Est Veritas, Deus Vult, et Incepto ne Desistam
Ace Burch @BurchAce
2 Followers 462 Following
Enhanced Interrogated.. @agraybee
28K Followers 530 Following Anarcho-Karenist. Alt-Centrism or barbarism. No pods, no casters
Centrism Fan Acct �.. @Wilson__Valdez
22K Followers 4K Following Founder of People For Chelsea (on hiatus). The former pres of Mexico thinks I have good taste in food. "The single worst account on all of Twitter."-D. Sirota
Common Task Pursuer @revhowardarson
15K Followers 719 Following god created him and then demanded that he die
Senior PowerPoint Eng.. @ryxcommar
42K Followers 3K Following Risk manager @AlamedaResearch. | Prev: QA engineer at Knight Capital Group | he/him | https://t.co/Z2YNAksZLO
James Palmer @BeijingPalmer
71K Followers 2K Following Deputy editor @ForeignPolicy. Wrote Bloody White Baron, The Death of Mao, and upcoming Heaven's Empires. Married to @larsonchristina. DC, ex-Beijing. He/him.
New Liberals 🌐🇺.. @CNLiberalism
84K Followers 1K Following Liberal, Open, and Radically Pragmatic. The home for the center-left. Part of @NewDemocracy
Open Source Stupidity.. @IRHotTakes
14K Followers 2K Following Student of political science. Maker of bad life decisions. Sometimes rambles about nerd shit. All tweets my own, but sometimes I wish otherwise.
Peter Wolf @peterawolf
5K Followers 5K Following Scrivener manqué. Alleged scoundrel. "Big Ay Caramba Energy."
Warren Rhea 🌐 @EverydayWarren
42K Followers 1K Following Corporate attorney in America's natural gas industry. Chief Neoliberal Shill Emeritus. I argue for liberty, an open society, and the Constitution. Views my own.
vocational politics a.. @Convolutedname
4K Followers 385 Following German in the US, posting about veto players a lot. he/him
William B. Fuckley @opinonhaver
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Scales Associate @pleizar
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Cathedral ⛪️ Engi.. @owenrumney
3K Followers 3K Following I said Notre Dame wasn't going to burn down and I was right.
forcefemmed calvinist @Sharon_Kuruvila
10K Followers 9K Following reflections on war, peace, history, climate change, and philosophy liberal developmentalism - posts mostly screenshots and memes
Matt Darling 🌐🏗.. @besttrousers
47K Followers 3K Following Senior Employment Policy Analyst @niskanencenter. Chief Neoliberal Shill 2023. Labor/behavioral economics and causal inference.
bob's burgers urbanis.. @yhdistyminen
14K Followers 5K Following 🎲 land tax 🔰 weightlifting 🏋️ dadposting 👶 black metal ⚔️
Drew Savicki @DrewSav
40K Followers 6K Following Politics, elections, stuff. CT-IL-NC. Bad speller. KISS fan, all around pop culture guy. Be prepared for bad food takes #ActuallyAutistic🧙♂️🗺️ He/Him
Scott Lemieux @LemieuxLGM
20K Followers 3K Following What used to be is gone and what ought to be ought not to be so hard. Tweets speak for myself only.
Canadian Bar Assoc. @CBA_News
23K Followers 864 Following We are the leader and voice of Canada's legal profession. | Twittez-nous en français: @Nouvelles_ABC
Canadian Lawyer Magaz.. @CanLawMag
22K Followers 407 Following Canada's most comprehensive group of magazines for the legal profession. Also follow our sister publications @Lexpert, @LawTimes and @LexpertInHouse.
Lexpert @Lexpert
3K Followers 929 Following Canada's leading source of news and information about the business of law. See more stories on @LexpertInHouse | @CanLawMag | @LawTimes
Law Times @LawTimes
17K Followers 217 Following News, analysis, and more for lawyers and others in the legal profession in Ontario. Follow our sister publications @CanLawMag | @LexpertInHouse | @Lexpert
Legal Affairs Canada @LawScribes
7K Followers 2K Following Posts on Supreme Court Canada and Charter Rights. Law rights privacy criminal justice mental health. By @Ricksdesk LLB uOttawa. ⚖🇨🇦🏴🇬🇧🇺🇦🍁🦋
Matt Malone @MatthewHMalone
7K Followers 598 Following GIS Professional/GIS meme aficionado | Geography, geology and weather geek | 🐘 https://t.co/tZmoBPjeig; 🦋https://t.co/7nMrtkx5sH
Dr. Parik Patel, BA, .. @ParikPatelCFA
631K Followers 979 Following Aswath Damodaran 🙏🏾 Dhandho Investor Chapter 3:4 🐂 | God first, full employment second 😤 | Investor @SamosaCapital | Subscribe to my newsletter 👇🏾
Friends Per Second Po.. @TheFPSPodcast
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Sean Marotta @smmarotta
36K Followers 907 Following Partner with @HoganLovells's Appellate and Supreme Court group. #AppellateTwitter member. Tweets mine. Banner image by @Courtartist.
ali ⟦BIG THE CAT RE.. @ali_west
11K Followers 223 Following Producer 4 @friends_table | r2d2's real life best friend 4 @more_civilized | she/her | I'm Utena but the prince I'm modeling my life after is Kiryu Kazuma
Mayor of Cuddletown @antifamanchin
406 Followers 436 Following
Swann Marcus @SwannMarcus89
37K Followers 3K Following CornPop was a bad dude and he ran with a bunch of bad boys
Alexis Gay @yayalexisgay
134K Followers 994 Following Type A comedian 😎 | 🎟 Tix + email list at the link! ⬇️
Mark Shaw @Markshawtoronto
799 Followers 713 Following 🍁 Toronto transit & urbanism nerd | 👨💻 Software Developer | 🌈 Your gay best friend
Seabus Memes @seabusmemes
9K Followers 17 Following
Thomas Juneau @thomasjuneau
29K Followers 2K Following Associate professor, @uottawagspia. Focus on Middle East (Iran, Yemen), security & intelligence. Former department of national defence analyst.
Tom Watson @tomwatson
57K Followers 3K Following Writer, consultant, @columbia prof, @Mets fan, guitar player, gardener, liberal. Subscribe: https://t.co/AvnDFActGV
ian bremmer @ianbremmer
778K Followers 2K Following political scientist, author, teach at columbia sipa, columnist at time, president @eurasiagroup, @gzeromedia. if you lived here, you'd be home now.
Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer
24K Followers 936 Following working on myself (figuring out all the ways I’m better than everyone who has wronged me.) she/her, follows/RTs =/= agreement. please publish my book.
Vancouver Police @VancouverPD
202K Followers 1K Following Official Twitter account for the VPD - Account not monitored 24/7 *EMERGENCY CALL 911* Non-Emergency 604-717-3321 Visit https://t.co/vXVIuPoAQv for social media terms of use.
Elizabeth Lopatto @mslopatto
19K Followers 999 Following internet typist @verge. Tip me: [email protected]. also at [email protected] and https://t.co/fi3NC5YRf9 lol
Meghann Cuniff @meghanncuniff
119K Followers 998 Following “arguably the most influential legal journalist working today” - Washington Post | Subscribe to my mailing list ⬇️ TikTok: meghannmcuniff
VCs Congratulating Th.. @VCBrags
242K Followers 4K Following They're adding value™ And they're very proud of it. @BragsVentures
Clarissa Ward @clarissaward
516K Followers 2K Following CNN Chief International Correspondent- all views are my own.
Katherine Bayford �.. @kebayf
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Oliver Alexander @OAlexanderDK
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Joe Truzman @JoeTruzman
98K Followers 287 Following FDD senior research analyst | Focused on Palestinian armed groups and non-state actors in the Middle East | @Longwarjournal
Zeke Faux @ZekeFaux
14K Followers 4K Following author of NUMBER GO UP: named a best book of the year by FT, WaPo, Wired, Verge, LA Times, Irish Examiner. Reporter for @Business and @bw magazine. It's "FOX"
Lisa Goldman @lisang
26K Followers 5K Following Editor, @newlinesmag Past: @972mag (cofounder) & various defunct digital publications. Email: [email protected] Also: https://t.co/dzjCPM4HFu
The okayest poster th.. @ok_post_guy
2K Followers 544 Following I try to figure it out as I go along.
Dr Donald J Netolitzk.. @DNetolitzky
716 Followers 61 Following An Arcanaloth masquerading as a Microbiologist masquerading as a Lawyer. For now.
Charlie Thomas @CThomasJAMH
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Mike Black @MikeBlack114
9K Followers 640 Following Former USAF aircraft/munitions maintenance officer, current basically doing the same thing but not wearing camo pajamas to work Views are mine, not AF/DoD/etc
Allard School of Law @AllardLaw
7K Followers 476 Following The Peter A. Allard School of Law is recognized as one of the leading law schools in Canada. Tag us in your tweets and use #allardlaw
bailey meyers @baileymeyers
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I'M FROM THE INTERNET @IFTIpod
840 Followers 17 Following A podcast about https://t.co/VfFy7TqPEW Created by @winslowdumaine and @jaybrandstetter
Liz Charboneau @lizchar
7K Followers 1K Following "Bringing the country together" - Eater | VP of research @american_bridge she/her
Tim @tmbhmltn
529 Followers 723 Following
Wade (in Tarnation) @watn_tarnation
3K Followers 1K Following friend of the pod. Very Legal & Very Cool. follow my sister: @whitn_tarnation
Patrick Klepek 🎃 @patrickklepek
167K Followers 2K Following editor @remapradio, @crossplayblog // formerly @waypoint, others // pr: [email protected] // tips: [email protected] // signal: 224-707-1561
Remap @RemapRadio
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Stephen Collins @stephen_collins
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John Ganz @lionel_trolling
41K Followers 2K Following dottore, ingegnere, avvocato When the Clock Broke: Con Men, Conspiracists, and How America Cracked Up in the Early 1990s — coming June 2024 from @fsgbooks
“The circumstances that bring us here… an openly declared war on a civilian population, bombed, tortured, starved… we will not forget & will not forgive.” The speaker here (an EU MP) has openly defended & covered for #Assad's 13yrs of even worse in #Syria. Revolting hypocrisy.
Overwhelmed by the spectacular show of solidarity today in Hyde Park. What a demonstration of people power! All over Europe, all over the world, the movement has never been more powerful, nor more international. We will keep fighting. Palestine will be free. @PSCupdates @STWuk
“thlut era” i whisper, as i pop my retainers in for the night
If there was a single actual Jew in JVP, they could have informed their friends that Hebrew is written from right to left.
Even him???
Every politician is a soulless scumsucking ghoul 🤷🏻♀️
A lot of loser Zionists will say “why don’t you go to Gaza and see what happens to you as a queer person” I will go there one day. To celebrate with the Palestinians when they gain their freedom. 😊☺️🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
maybe he would kill you. not me. because he knows my soul
My [47F] Puppy [1M] Caught The Woke Mind Virus And I Had To Put It Down. Now My Children Won't Talk To Me. AITA?
I would respect an apocalypse film which was neither post-apocalyptic nor depicting the total dissolution of society. like there are brain eating aliens but you're still on a teams call Monday 9am
@_night_brain__ XCOM movie when "The survival of humanity is at hand. Argentina has dropped their monthly SDR contribution due to your failure to hit KPIs"
[approaching the bridge troll who asks me to answer his riddles three] I don't have time for your shit, Bob
They think power is occupying some buildings on a college campus instead of holding seats in congress lmaooooo
Lyrics from Taylor Swifts new album: "Baby, I'm horny, let's commit war crimes in the Hague. The UN will never know."
Bananaholic03: hey I really wanted to be there at the encampment today
Michael Tracey is following a young woman around in New York City while ranting.
I went out to Columbia to share some thoughts with you guys on the events that took place this week. Then this weird, hairy man started following me around. I thought I had lost him, but he came back to stalk me 25 minutes later and then wouldn’t leave me alone!
hey remember when the leftists used to claim that the liberals would be the ones to normalize trumpism
How did they make this ad and not think it would be read as “the perfect adieu for aging parents” ??
The plan: - ask the boys what the move is - get 0 replies (they have a chat without me) - have 2 beers - start watching Netflix show, get bored and try another - another beer - double text to the chat and don’t get a response - 3 more beers - darkness sets in - stare at the void
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