Your Life Coaches @LIFECOACHERS
Joyfully blocked by @deepakchopra! THE ONLY LIFE COACHES ON TWITTER! https://t.co/ebTaN2NBnV LIFECOACHERS.tumblr.com Where Coachery Lives! Joined February 2011-
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NO THE LIFECOACHERS HAVE NOT JUST BEEN DOING KETAMINE FOR A FEW MONTHS. We've been doing LSD too.
Just go get some of that legal ketamine therapy and shut the hell up for once, why don't you?
It's TUESDAY. Time to RISE AND GRIND. Give it #100percent! Do the WORK. Invest in your SELF. BeLIEVE in YOU. Listen to the VOICES. That tell you to RISE AND GRIND all the BAD PEOPLE into BONE DUST and BLOOD SPRAY, GERALD. DO IT.
We don't know what will happen from one moment to the next, but we know we're not high enough to handle it.
Don't be sad because it's over, be sad because you had to put on pants and deal with that bullshit in the first place.
Many people are motivated by rage, so get out there and do that thing you will never be able to do worth a damn, you pitiful dumbass. #Namaste
People grind for fame. They grind for money. They grind coffee beans. They grind bones to dust. EVEN IN THE DARKNESS AND THE VOID THEY GRIND. GRIND. GRIND. GRIND. GRIND. ... . .. ... grind.
RISE AND GRIND Y'ALL. Time to rule like a king and hit those side hustles hard and JUST KEEP ON WORKING AND GRINDING TILL YOU ARE SO MUCH RED MEAT ON THE BLOODY FLOOR OF THE ABATTOIR OF HISTORY #peaceout #hustle #RiseAndGrind #grindandrise
Kings don't care if you rise and grind or let it flow if you can't reach out and touch me then you're no stranger to love / you know the rules and so do I / blahblahblahblah / ANY OTHER GUY
Overwhelmed by everything you have to do today? Start breaking tasks down to their smallest components. Forget multi-tasking then, and micro-focus on each step. Burn your hands if you fail. Life is but sorrow, sadness and dross. Death is sweet, so sweet.
The post-pandemic world is coming, and with it our use of normal text, no unnecessary capslocked messages. WE WILL MISS ALL THE SCREAMING BUT WHATEVER, METH RAN OUT
BE WEIRD AF AND CRAP IN THE CHIMNEY OF ANYONE WHO DISAGREES
DON'T BELIEVE IN YOURSELF SO MUCH, BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF THE UNIVERSE TO LET DUMBASSES GET AWAY WITH THEIR STUPID SHIT
QUIT WHACKING IT ON ZOOM MARVIN NO ONE IS READY TO UP THE CHURCH CHOIR BUDGET THANKS TO YOU
CDC SAYS DOUBLE-MASK FOR MAX SAFETY FROM COVID-19 INFECTION. WE SAY QUADRUPLE MASK IF YOU UGLY.
TED SENDS LOVE FROM THE COVID RECOVERY WARD AND SAYS PUT YOUR FUCKING MASKS OVER YOUR NOSTRILS OR HE'LL FART CORONAVIRUS ALL OVER YOU
COMING BACK IN THE NEW YEAR WITH THE GREATEST LIFECOACHERY THAT EVER LIFECOACHED. EVERYONE SAYS SO. ALL THE BEST PEOPLE. AND TED.
OUR NEW YEAR WISH FOR EVERYONE: LOTS OF GREAT BUTT STUFF 2021. GETTING, GIVING, YOU NAME IT. #BUTTSTUFF2021
THIS ONE GOES OUT TO ALL THE FELLAS: PENISES LOOK INCREDIBLY STUPID WHEN YOU JUMP UP AND DOWN NAKED
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COMING BACK IN THE NEW YEAR WITH THE GREATEST LIFECOACHERY THAT EVER LIFECOACHED. EVERYONE SAYS SO. ALL THE BEST PEOPLE. AND TED.
@LIFECOACHERS AND WEAR A MASK IF YOU DON'T.
@LIFECOACHERS Great. There goes tonight's card game.
@LIFECOACHERS @Valerieblaise I have a secret weapon, whenever anyone yells at me. The beauty of being an opera singer is that when someone raises their voice at you, all you have to do is say if you're going to yell at me, I WILL YELLLLLL TOOOOOOOO Works every time
@LIFECOACHERS Over 40 years in and still going strong.
@LIFECOACHERS <surreptitiously wipes hand under table>
@GreeGreeHoist In times of trouble, I turn to @LIFECOACHERS
Did you ever want to call your childhood phone number to see who answers?
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