KurtForTheWin @KurtLComic
My life is a Guy Ritchie movie. LFC. I complain about The Wknd. he/man facebook.com/Kurtcomic/ Cape Town Joined February 2011-
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Happy Workers Day! Why not take some time to listen to the latest episode of my riveting true crime podcast? In the latest episode we meet the knicker knicker and the spark plug bandit. lnkfi.re/K1RE73?fbclid=…
I'm bored. I think I'll go to Woolworths, find a great parking spot, and sit in my car with my reverse lights on for a while.
I’ve always had a feeling that DJ was an asshole. He’s got that fake nice in front of people and dick behind closed doors aura. You really have to be quite a doos to get into a huge fight with Ryan Reynolds.
I’ve always had a feeling that DJ was an asshole. He’s got that fake nice in front of people and dick behind closed doors aura. You really have to be quite a doos to get into a huge fight with Ryan Reynolds.
🇿🇦 HELLO STELLENBOSCH 🇿🇦 I'll see you at The Thirsty Scarecrow on Thursday 16 May. It's dinner and a show vibes and I can't wait to share some laughs & lekkerness with you. Thanks for spreading the love 🎫 082 549 8800 for bookings & more information 🎫 Awê 🎤
Yay, vitsek!
Basically blocked all of LFC twitter, don’t smaak playing EAFC, muted the footy group chats, actually nauseous from it all… 🤮
Uhhhmmmm, pretty amazing.
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Ended up with a sticker on my phone camera last night. damn. IYKYK.
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Durban, can't wait to see you 😍 tickets available on schalkbezuidenhout.com
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I switched the tv off, if we come back, great, if we don’t, I maintained my blood pressure levels. Safe.
Get ready everyone!! #TheBigCigar on @AppleTV May 17!!!
Jive is searching for the Funny in SA. Join host @Ya_a_seen_Him & judge @DalinOliver tonight at CW from 19h30 onwards and 'Show them the Funny'. Winners to perform at the Cape Town Jive Funny Festival 2024.
If you’re looking for a hilarious semi-wholesome sitcom, check out Colin From Accounts. Good stuff and some really funny moments.
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🇿🇦 HELLO STELLENBOSCH 🇿🇦 I'll see you at The Thirsty Scarecrow on Thursday 16 May. It's dinner and a show vibes and I can't wait to share some laughs & lekkerness with you. Thanks for spreading the love 🎫 082 549 8800 for bookings & more information 🎫 Awê 🎤
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What has the hardest chokehold over my Coloured bredren.
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