Yaaseen Barnes @Ya_a_seen_Him
The Joketh Maketh The Mannith. I got awards for making jokes. Google it. But I'm more than that, check my site. yaaseenbarnes.co.za There in Cape Town. Joined July 2009-
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Akani Simbine stormed back into the international frame in Shanghai on Saturday night as he downed two former world champions to win his eighth Diamond League 100m crown. timeslive.co.za/sport/2024-04-…
There is no comparison between a democratic system that recognises that every human being in SA has fundamental human rights and a racist and corrupt authoritarian system that denied rights to anyone who wasn’t white - and murdered the activists who fought against it. None.
There is no comparison between a democratic system that recognises that every human being in SA has fundamental human rights and a racist and corrupt authoritarian system that denied rights to anyone who wasn’t white - and murdered the activists who fought against it. None.
The last episode of X-men feels very close to home
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If Ster-Kinekor allowed you to bring in your own dite but charged you corkage like when you bring a bottle to a jol that would be jas. Aaaand they would make money. Like R10 for a Streetwise 2 and like maybe R40 for a full mutton curry pot.
I often pair it with this
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Pretending someone is wack Or untalented cause you don’t like them personally is so lame to me lmao . U gotta Get that hater shit up out cha spirit
A classic line for every Tuesday 😂
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Nelson Mandela's grandson joins the Freedom Flotilla set to sail to break the Israeli blockade on Gaza.
This is Sharne Jacobs, the Skateboarding coach at SHAPA Soweto sports facility and she is mentoring kids in the Soweto community to compete at national level. She also runs Girl Skate South Africa . Legend human and the most humble 🙌🏾❤️.
This is Sharne Jacobs, the Skateboarding coach at SHAPA Soweto sports facility and she is mentoring kids in the Soweto community to compete at national level. She also runs Girl Skate South Africa . Legend human and the most humble 🙌🏾❤️.
30 years ago, on the 24th April 1994, right-wingers planted bombs near the ANC offices. It was the largest act of bombing terrorism in Johannesburg’s history. But they couldn’t stop us. The elections went ahead as planned. I took this photo.
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IN THIS ECONOMY?!
People who freak out about this bc it’s “destroying art” but can’t even spare a second thought about the centuries of irreplaceable historical art, artifacts, writings, etc. being destroyed by Israel’s campaign of destruction in Gaza are staggering hypocrites
People who freak out about this bc it’s “destroying art” but can’t even spare a second thought about the centuries of irreplaceable historical art, artifacts, writings, etc. being destroyed by Israel’s campaign of destruction in Gaza are staggering hypocrites
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There is no comparison between a democratic system that recognises that every human being in SA has fundamental human rights and a racist and corrupt authoritarian system that denied rights to anyone who wasn’t white - and murdered the activists who fought against it. None.
@Ya_a_seen_Him @RobVanVuuren I didn’t hang around afterwards
My sister and I took baby girl and pooch Cooper for a walk around the hood today and, honestly, autumn in Jozi is unbridled bliss 🌸
@ComicConCPT walkthrough with the boys
If Ster-Kinekor allowed you to bring in your own dite but charged you corkage like when you bring a bottle to a jol that would be jas. Aaaand they would make money. Like R10 for a Streetwise 2 and like maybe R40 for a full mutton curry pot.
I have to keep telling kids this side that Black is not a slur. They tell me the proper term is African-American when I am literally a whole Black motswana South African 😭😭😭😭 I hate tik tok 🥲
@SydneyVonVino First she’s catching heat for being coloured and now she’s bringing up Spur 😭
Yoh a spur date though
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Americans are about to lose their shit when they look up Spur
A classic line for every Tuesday 😂
"Every dog has its day and today is Tuesday" - @eugenekhoza
How do you effectively assess political party manifestos? We continue the conversation with Pearl Pillay on #TheWayUp.
The push-ups loadshedding is doing right now…
@robbystarbuck The law is the law. Lock him up
@robbystarbuck @TCIPremier It’s so weird that I’ve never accidentally packed bullets when traveling to another country.
@robbystarbuck @TCIPremier But... It's the law over there DNT break the law Isn't that what y'all said about Brittney Griner?🤔
@remainza So why are they packing what looks like their own stuff, onto the trailer? I don’t agree with this ridiculous party, but don’t lie about things
We are aware of a number of horses that are currently loose in central London and are working with colleagues, including the Army, to locate them
People who freak out about this bc it’s “destroying art” but can’t even spare a second thought about the centuries of irreplaceable historical art, artifacts, writings, etc. being destroyed by Israel’s campaign of destruction in Gaza are staggering hypocrites
BREAKING: Palestine Action spray and slash a historic painting of Lord Balfour in Trinity College, University of Cambridge. Written in 1917, Balfour’s declaration began the ethnic cleansing of Palestine by promising the land away — which the British never had the right to do.