Schalk Bezuidenhout @schalkiebez
comedian, actor, friend, lover, pet Cape Town City Joined June 2012-
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Durban, can't wait to see you 😍 tickets available on schalkbezuidenhout.com
Still touring around Australia and then off to NZ! BUT SERIOUSLY AUSTRALIA! ... Brisbane this weekend: Sat sold out, 10 tickets left for Friday and 40 tickets left for Sunday! Perth next week: we've added an extra show on 4 May! But it's a small room, so book quickly! Sydney…
Today I flew from Melbourne to Sydney on my birthday and I documented it. You know, touring like this has its sacrifices. Like being away from your friends and family on special days like these. But every single audience member that comes to the show and every single laugh makes…
Highly recommend the National Gallery of Victoria in Melbourne 🎨
Next week Monday is my birthday... if I make it 🙈
Reminder of my SA TOUR 🇿🇦 kicking off as soon as I am back in our country... which is beautiful, but let's be honest... we need the laughter! Get your tickers on schalkbezuidenhout.com
Well done to us Johannesburg. We couldn't have done it without each other!
I ❤️ Aus-land! Australia I still have a month left in your beautiful country before I head off to New Zealand! Still a week left in Melbourne then off to Brisbane, Perth and Sydney! And then Auckland, Christchurch and finally Wellington! Tickets for my AUS / NZ tour available…
[Have Your Say] Who will walk away with this year Savanna Comics’ Choice Comedy Awards - 'Comedian of the Year Award'? tinyurl.com/58vf3f9h via @NoJokesComedy
Always fun making fun things with fun people @WeBuyCars_SA Starring: Stiaan Smith 🎥 Freckle Agency
Schalk Bezuidenhout is coming to the @NZComedyFest May 2024 - check out my interview with this funny man! @schalkiebez andrewwhiteside.com/schalk-bezuide…
A guide to some Afrikaans / South African words for any new international followers.
A woman sent me a message saying I look like her great grandfather 🤣 His name was Pieter Bouwman 1871-1960, born in Ezinge, Groningen, Netherlands. Freaky thing is, my second name is Pieter...! I officially believe in previous lives. Thanks Lisa van Vuuren for sending these…
Hey Melbourne! The festival is doing 20% off for 24 hours starting at 12pm today!! aucentury.sales.ticketsearch.com/sales/saleseve…
This was me in Melbourne last year. I couldn't cycle 20m without having to stop and check my GPS! But now I can cycle this city with my eyes closed! Which I wouldn't... because I would fall. I'm back in Melbourne this year with new jokes... starting tomorrow! Come take a look ;)…
Thank you to Adelaide, Canberra, Gold Coast, Hobart! Melbourne, Brisbane, Sydney, Perth and of course Auckland, Christchurch, Wellington... can't wait to see you! Tickets on schalkbezuidenhout.com
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Today (after having played this remarkable young man for the past 6 years) was my final day of shooting as Lee-Roy Foster. This character has brought so much healing. I close my #Arendsvlei journey with my heart full. Dankie aan julle almal. 🎬♥️
Cheered me up 😂😂😂
Still touring around Australia and then off to NZ! BUT SERIOUSLY AUSTRALIA! ... Brisbane this weekend: Sat sold out, 10 tickets left for Friday and 40 tickets left for Sunday! Perth next week: we've added an extra show on 4 May! But it's a small room, so book quickly! Sydney…
@schalkiebez Happy Birthday Schalk!🎂We at the Australian High Commission in Pretoria are big fans of your work and are delighted you are sharing your trademark (and very South African!) wit with an Australian audience. 🙌
@schalkiebez Good luck and God bless on the road! Hope to see you soon back in RSA 🇿🇦
Love this guy and yup Aussie cops 😉👌😂
"bad mates, bad mates, watcha gonna do with the didgeridoo"
@schalkiebez This got me thinking - "The hamburger is kak lekker" is indeed positive, but swapped around, "The hamburger is lekker kak" is negative, meaning the exact opposite. The beauty of afrikaans.
@pmcafrica Just from the pic it looks like @schalkiebez Hello Mense
😂😂😂😂 genius
A guide to some Afrikaans / South African words for any new international followers.
@schalkiebez You should do part two and explain "lekker kak". 🤣
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@schalkiebez Toe daai tannie oor die moerse cat litterbox loop het ek beswyk 🤣🤣
VIVA Afrikaanse mense!
I take my hat of to the Afrikaans people living in Australia.
@schalkiebez Having a Chico the clown is never planned beforehand but always a Spur of the moment decision.
@schalkiebez I hope your Canberra gig went well. I only found out about it yesterday - too late to attend. Spot on observations about Oz vs SA (Adelaide shops!). Enjoy the rest of your tour, and come back to Canberra. Asseblief tog.
"When the lights go off it's coz you switch them off"🤣
Confident Australians! Part of my full comedy special recorded in Sydney last year (available on YouTube) Tickets to all remaining Australia and NZ shows on schalkbezuidenhout.com 🐨
@schalkiebez Kak funny 😂 it's crazy how law abiding everyone is in Aus.
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