Rory Petzer@RoryPetzer
2023 Savanna Comics Choice Comedy Award Winner. Hype man for the Champions. I’m Bafana thanks, and you? ❤️ Email: [email protected] rorypetzermerch.co.za Durban Joined June 2009-
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CHAMPIONS! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ my @NetflixSA debut. Look! Just LOOK! 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
CHAMPIONS! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ my @NetflixSA debut. Look! Just LOOK! 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
@RoryPetzer I'm here for gift of the givers 😂😂😂😂😂
CHAMPIONS! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ This is a friendly warning. Hugs.
@RoryPetzer "There will be signs"
They bought two! Avocado pair!
CHAMPIONS! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️I'm not saying someone definitely won the Powerball last night, but this morning the person in front of me at Checkers didn't use their Xtra Savings card.
CHAMPIONS! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ The kids of KZN have an important job to do this weekend. 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
If I win #PowerballSA tonight I’m buying all those concrete road barriers that are closing all the lanes in Durban and throwing them into the sea. 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
I brought leftover Chinese takeaways to work but don’t feel like eating it. If you’re hungry, you’re welcome to chow mein. Have a nice afternoon. ❤️
#ChasingTheSun2 could also be about those rich people in the 'burbs with solar panels. Have a nice day. ❤️
Thank you, Pretoria for the warm room and all the love and gees before, during and after the show. You guys are fokken fantasties! Baie dankie mondeling verskriklik die hond blaf vakansie. I’ll be back! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Oh what fun we had and many, many laughs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This @RoryPetzer dude is seriously unserious... (and he is Tall @hennie_booboo I had to crack my knees in the group shot) Thank you Coll & Peter for the company for the intro to the fabulous @ShellsPemBroke and her Sis 🤗
Oh what fun we had and many, many laughs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This @RoryPetzer dude is seriously unserious... (and he is Tall @hennie_booboo I had to crack my knees in the group shot) Thank you Coll & Peter for the company for the intro to the fabulous @ShellsPemBroke and her Sis 🤗
He is very funny! I was trying to tell @RoryPetzer that he is really funny, and I was worried I would not laugh because I’m stressed out most of the time. But, he made me laugh, good stress reliever! 10/10 would recommend him👌
He is very funny! I was trying to tell @RoryPetzer that he is really funny, and I was worried I would not laugh because I’m stressed out most of the time. But, he made me laugh, good stress reliever! 10/10 would recommend him👌 https://t.co/4xGoRzjNfp
The real story: “My stalker found me. Please send SAPS.” ❤️
Epic @RoryPetzer show, you better be funny dude 😝 With @ShellsPemBroke @phpurdon @_Carrie_Karrie_
@RoryPetzer I would give my eye teeth to be as good at literally any of my skills as @RoryPetzer was at irony in this video.
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