Chester Missing @chestermissing
Smack talking, double Emmy nominated South African latex. Associated with ventriloquist @conradkoch... nobody cares. https://t.co/MvDKvwUmbc linktr.ee/conradkoch?fbc… SUITCASE in SOUTH AFRICA. Joined April 2011-
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Durbanville! Next week, 2 May, I'll be doing my newest jokes at The Village Bicycle (yes, that's it's actual name, hehe). Great line up!
Cape Town! The wonderful @KoketsoSachane is doing a thing for those who love the arts and music on Friday. Book at @QuicketSA
Still coping with the IFP’s election poster - we must trust them, they work for us, but the guy on their poster is literally in the afterlife, so where exactly is this work happening? I’m very confused. 😂😂😂
North America had a solar eclipse. Eskom has blamed it on wet coal.
Zuma allowed now to run? JZ has come back so many times even Jesus is giving him side eye.
Dates to remember: May 29: election day. May 30: the day loadshedding comes back.
Hell people, even the wind in Cape Town is trying to get rid of the DA.
Comrade, if these aren’t actually functioning toilets I have questions.
Comrade, if these aren’t actually functioning toilets I have questions.
😂😂😂 “They send another email to your parents so they can approve it” 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 “They send another email to your parents so they can approve it” 😂😂😂
Taking my work-in-progress new show to KKNK, bookings at @webtickets.
Text your conspiracy theory sharing relative who doesn't know tech and tell them that the CIA has kicked everyone who shared fake news off Facebook, then let us know what happens next.
Meta is down? A moment of silence for influencers around the world having to have conversations with the people actually in front of them.
Please can this lady do the budget speech from now on.
Please can this lady do the budget speech from now on.
Coming up on #TheGreatDrive Today on #TheGreatTalk @kyeezi is joined by @conradkoch and @chestermissing between 4-5PM 😎 #CapeTownsOriginal
CHAMPIONS IN CAPE TOWN! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I am so excited for this. See you soon!
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I have to share! I have just passed my Master's degree. It was a long, arduous journey, but it is done! Alhamdulilah.
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Something is coming to @News24 this week.
@chestermissing Just for clarity, what do you mean by “thing” in this context? 🤔
Announcement: I have resigned from 5FM Hosting 5FM’s Breakfast Show has been a radio dream come true. I am so grateful for the three years we have spent together. I will miss this show terribly, and everyone who made it with me My final show is next Friday, 26 April
Berry bad. Berry bad indeed.
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😂😂😂 “They send another email to your parents so they can approve it” 😂😂😂
“Laughing at your boss is a great way to increase creativity. Because you’ll have to find a new way to make money.” - Chester Missing. 🎭
Thoroughly enjoyed @conradkoch @chestermissing and the chaotic Mr. Dickson. I must say all three are ungovernable! 😄 😁 🤣 😂
First marks in for my MA in York, and I got distinction. I was writing these first papers when I just arrived in the UK & my Dad died. I am very emotional, relieved, and reassured that I'm on the right track with my history & politics studies. My #Chevening journey continues!
@chestermissing I promise I'll make it, shorter, Chester. Big fan, by the way! 😁
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