keely flaherty @keelyflaherty
fan account for the 1996 movie twister Los Angeles, CA Joined January 2011-
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no one: absolutely nobody: not a soul: my brain: but in JUMANJI jumanji comes OUT
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there’s only one eclipse that i care about
(bene gesserit voice) what do YOU want for dinner
how am i doing? how is life? what have i been up to lately? please stop asking me impossible questions
still applies
all women are allowed to commit one (1) crime today, as a treat
happy international women’s day etc etc
if you can hear this picture, we’re friends
if you can hear this picture, we’re friends https://t.co/ie6i90qPla
my brain at 2am: ⚪️go to sleep 🔘roll the “every single embarrassing thing you’ve ever done” montage
my brain? an amazing machine. cannot do basic math, but can take one normal situation & turn it into 1000 imaginary catastrophes. amazing
not asleep, not awake, but a secret third thing (dead-eyed, mindlessly scrolling through every single piece of DUNE content)
keely flaherty retweeted
i am only ever two types of drunk: 1) haha this is fun 2) now you SHUT UP and LISTEN, pop culture as we know it EXISTS because of buffy the vampire slayer
me, never once been fine with a single thing in my life: oh yeah it’s totally fine
don’t talk to me until i’ve had my morning “sit on the edge of the bed & unblinkingly stare at nothing” session
being an adult is all about developing healthy coping mechanisms, such as saying “things are great!” when things are definitely not great
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me after sending one (1) email:
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
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i’m never deleting this app
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