Jokers Ark @Jokers_Ark

As Ms. Spears would say: “There’s only two types of people in this world. The ones that Entertain...and the ones that Observe.” jokersark.com Earth Joined October 2012

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Jokers Ark @Jokers_Ark

2 months ago

@PoPville Tickna mora o beng.

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4 months ago

@PhilipBank94800 @gunther1110 @btharris93 Read somewhere that she didn’t want to be in the industry anymore. Interesting how easily a woman can control the male gaze.

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Jokers Ark @Jokers_Ark

4 months ago

@GondolSmith @gunther1110 @btharris93 Don’t be fooled by Last Tango-era Brando. Aging male creeper vibes is a wall in itself.

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Jokers Ark @Jokers_Ark

4 months ago

@Variety It’s called acting not brain surgery. If someone is able to lie convincingly, they’re an actor on some level. We are a species that can be entertained by shadow puppets FFS.

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@PressSec His spoken remarks are what people are commenting on, Ms. Leavitt. He said “Iceland” several times. It’s a common mistake where people mix up Greenland (which is icy) with Iceland (which is greener). Kind of like how some people mix up New Hampshire with Vermont…you know.

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Hershal Pandya @Hershal_P

5 months ago

Really great insights from Chris Gethard about the ways in which the comedy industry is broken and unsustainable.

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Jokers Ark @Jokers_Ark

6 months ago

@SpenceRogers @justinamash Yes, he does seem quite put upon, does he not? One has to wonder why.

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Jokers Ark @Jokers_Ark

6 months ago

@Camp4 @mbrown_co Seconded, and I’m jealous that I didn’t think of doing something like this.

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Jokers Ark @Jokers_Ark

7 months ago

@HustleBitch_

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Jokers Ark @Jokers_Ark

7 months ago

@ConanOBrien @holland_tom @TheRestHistory @AbbeyRoad Get back to where you once belonged.🎶

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Jokers Ark @Jokers_Ark

8 months ago

@Donnainva Good on you. I’m still a little peeved with Dave, so farther away I shall stay.

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Jokers Ark @Jokers_Ark

10 months ago

@garethrichmond5 The statement wasn’t translated correctly. It actually says: “There’s no law against being a jerk. I billed for this advice.”

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Jokers Ark @Jokers_Ark

10 months ago

@Variety I’d watch either of them. Both are now fueled by angry old man energy. The whole “Rage, rage against the dying of the light!” phase live and in technicolor.

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Jokers Ark @Jokers_Ark

10 months ago

@CapitalOneArena The Life of a Rafters Girl

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Jokers Ark @Jokers_Ark

10 months ago

@ArtOfDialogue_ Tale as old as time.

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Jokers Ark @Jokers_Ark

10 months ago

@atrupar The average layman?

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Jokers Ark @Jokers_Ark

10 months ago

@JoeKinseyexp Who doesn’t love a good dance battle? “BRING IT ON, SISTERS!!”

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Jokers Ark @Jokers_Ark

11 months ago

@Netflix_Sandman Job well done, Brother.

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Jokers Ark @Jokers_Ark

11 months ago

@CCPISASSH0E Maybe not so much dark humor as no filter? Just blurting out what he’s thinking? Probably needs to learn or feign more politesse to avoid a pummeling - but possible that he’s trying to armor his family by laughing in the face of negative energy from past loss.

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Jokers Ark @Jokers_Ark

11 months ago

Well, looks like the Universe is done with D.C….

Dave Statter @STATter911

11 months ago

NEW: Lots of lightning with this storm. Here are some strikes looking north over the Pentagon around 6:00 p.m. #weather #lightning @ARLnowDOTcom @capitalweather @dougkammerer @HillaryHowardDC