Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood
Actor/writer. Creator of #LateNightInCanada. Words @thebeaverton @CBCComedy @mcsweeneys etc. she/her https://t.co/LLO4cEpIrL / [email protected] buymeacoffee.com/clareblackwood Toronto, Canada Joined November 2009-
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woke up today to discover both of my elbows were skinned in the same place, like I had fallen and landed on them. since I did not do that yesterday I can only assume I fought an intruder in my sleep and won? literally the only explanation?
this is excellent, now students can focus harder on how the province is underfunding their education
this is excellent, now students can focus harder on how the province is underfunding their education
The camera caught me worshipping Kirk’s first home run of the year immediately after I confidently stated that I’ve only seen him make it to first base, and I’ve never been so happy to have him hit that statement back in my face
I’M SORRY???!? ⚾️🎉
This afternoon alone I bought books at an Independent Bookstore Day event, had a beer at a local brewery, met a wonderful Twitter friend IRL, and pissed off SO many Galen Weston stans on here with a single very mild joke. 10/10 day so far, zero notes
okay I know we all hate the porn bots, but I’ve gotta admit that the biggest laughs I get on here are when I see a post that’s like “You only needs to look in the eyes of a child to see proof that Jesus loves you 🙏😍” and it’s followed immediately with “P U S S Y I N B I O”
Alright y’all, I’m on the train headed to a small town independent bookstore festival, someone alert all the eligible woodchoppers cause I’m about to make my Hallmark moment HAPPEN
It’s 2024, gentlemen, every time you go to a restaurant and ask your female server for a drink that isn’t “girly” she should get to rant to your table about menstrual cramps for a solid 60 seconds
Every so often I remember that the fine for illegally parking your car on the street in Toronto is up to $350 less than the fine for not paying a single transit fare on a system that doesn’t work half the time and my brain bursts into flames
there’s no betrayal so devastating as buying an avocado and finding out it’s gone bad. shakespeare could never
Beating the shit out of protesters and journalists will, surely, stop the protests. "Oh well, I guess that's that!" the protesters will say.
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oh boy, I'm *really* hating seeing that SA picture of the leafs/bruins bears popping up everywhere on here. there must be a way to discuss this and get it taken down without reposting it all over the place.
Pro relationship tip: When your partner has a coughing fit, and they turn to you and say, "I think I'm dying," the appropriate response is not, "Not quickly enough."
Kristen Wiig occasionally got SNL to do skits that would really hit for, generously, 5% of the population and I have to thank her for that
@maddiecholette captured some outfield hugs for ya!
I am glad everyone enjoyed their reasonably priced Mexican dishes but when I talk about Rancho Relaxo I am talking about the upstairs, which was the centre of my social life during my early 20s and therefore a nonstop cage match of Boneshaker and emotional turmoil
This. I have had to start muting people for showing it. Everyone has already seen it by now, so these accounts who keep retweeting it are either engagement farming or indifferent to the emotional damage they are doing to others.
oh boy, I'm *really* hating seeing that SA picture of the leafs/bruins bears popping up everywhere on here. there must be a way to discuss this and get it taken down without reposting it all over the place.
@clareblackwood Ryan Whitney and all of the manchildren reposting that vile shit are prime examples of exactly all of the things wrong with "hockey culture".
@clareblackwood Roll the D20 then if it's not a 1 ask the DM if they can allow a sanity check.
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@clareblackwood Agreed. It’s the only logical explanation.
@clareblackwood Snoots of flying death machines were indeed booped
@clareblackwood Good point. I should not have reposted.
Just appreciating how this image makes it look as if Vladimir Guerrero Jr. is a pair of legs with a right arm.
@clareblackwood Only thing I could think of was block and report
FWIW I reported it. Under hate/violence or something If a man sees it to review it he will understand the severity. A woman may not see the total extent, at least not off the bat. So fingers crossed But yes it's annoying when even women are posting it without consideration
oh boy, I'm *really* hating seeing that SA picture of the leafs/bruins bears popping up everywhere on here. there must be a way to discuss this and get it taken down without reposting it all over the place.
It is totally gross. I know man-babies are going to throw that pic around, and @lindayaX won't do anything to remove obvious s exual a ssault images from the platform, but I wish there was something we could do to filter SA pics here.
I'm locking this post because I'm tired of hiding replies that are just pictures of those bears from sad little men in front of their sad little computers. I wish I could expect more from this place, but I don't until it's owner decides to fuck off to Mars.
@clareblackwood My friend on Twitter literally said the same thing stop reposting the picture yall. Just talk about it without the picture!
report it don't share it / quote tweet / repost it
oh boy, I'm *really* hating seeing that SA picture of the leafs/bruins bears popping up everywhere on here. there must be a way to discuss this and get it taken down without reposting it all over the place.
@clareblackwood There is literally porn on Twitter. I don’t think cartoon bears cross the threshold