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INSTAGRAM: hey trav, do you want to see a meteorologist with some absolutely fuckoff-sized juggs??? ME: (nods so hard i snap my C1 vertebrae and eat through a straw for the rest of my life)
allll right, looks like it’s time to fuck bubba the love sponge’s wife!!!!
betty loves saying “slayyyy” and is really girly, but she’s also my kid so she’s always ripping loud farts and saying “yaaaas, slay queen.”
opening an umbrella indoors is bad luck, no wonder his dad was murdered due to his massive gambling debt
opening an umbrella indoors is bad luck, no wonder his dad was murdered due to his massive gambling debt
sounds like this guy, was “pissed off” ha ha
sounds like this guy, was “pissed off” ha ha
my old man loved dirty limericks, so i learned what “cumming” was when i was like 6 years old because he told me: there once was a man from kent his dick was so long it bent to save him some trouble, he’d fold it in double, and instead of cumming, he went
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tfw they sawed your wisdom teeth out of your mouth without numbing you but you’re gonna have a big perc 30 boner in a few minutes so you don’t care>>>>> and also you have a perm>>>>>>>
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i have the contagious kind of ADHD…A Dad’s Hard Dick that is!!!!!
my dick isn’t that small, i just like to have fun and feel good
my dick isn’t that small, i just like to have fun and feel good
left my glasses in the car and my wife is gone for a few hours so now i’m trying to get work done in cool mode™️
i’m so embarrassed. someone i considered a friend sent a pic of me eating ribs over the kitchen sink to that workwear guy and he made fun of my “gut hanging over boxers, no bulge” look
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@MaskTheMovie His dad wasn’t locked in enough
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This the brave Brigadier General Noah Goodbaum. He once sniffed 8 pairs of Palestinian children’s socks in a single breath!