Dad 2.0 - soon to contain more corn @DadaBaseThought
I will spam your timeline with memes, Physical Therapy, Dadding, Disabled Veteran, PTSD, TBI, Chaos Connoisseur, typos, and Puns Las Vegas, NV Joined March 2020-
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The knights have marked their territory
In order, where have you lived Iowa Georgia (basic) Kentucky (AIT) California Germany Afganistan Germany Colorado Las Vegas (yea it’s Nevada but the city is basically all that’s in this state) Iowa (in a month)
Me: the dentist said I’m not doing a good job flossing Wife: did they tell you how to do better Me: nope. Maybe you could look and see if you see anything obvious Wife: of course Me: **floss dances** I’m not sure how doing this twice a day is going to help Wife: ughhhhh
This scene was a little less than 18 years ago
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Tammy Smith 🌈🌻�.. @MG_SmithT
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Daily Everly 🗞️ .. @DailyEverl44160
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cherKalleck @CherAKalleck
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chris whiteman @whitemac59
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corkonthespork @corkonthespork
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Halvtaskig @Halvtaskig1
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Warscout2 @Warscout2
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Sad Major @SadMaj0r
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Dan Kim, new cat dad @danielmkim
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ND Kirsch 🌻 @ndkirschmann
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jordan. 🦂 ❄️ �.. @MarchingWith7
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U.S Army WTF! Moments @TheWTFNation
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MEDPROS Center of Exc.. @Asst_to_the_RM
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Jim LaPorta @JimLaPorta
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Orbital Drop Shock Ry.. @Spark898
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Destiny is tired of y.. @Destinysraven
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Mike Nelson @mikenelson586
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Legal Eagle 🦅 @AllThingsCivil
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Chuck P. Ritter @Chuck_Ritter92
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DonutGirl @DonutGrrrrl
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hots&cots @hotscots_app
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Chowdah Hill @ChowdahHill
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DermotNCosgrove 🇮�.. @DermotNCosgrove
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Cognitive Dissonance... @MasonFlakeAlpha
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Cindy MacEachern @CynthiaMacEach1
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Frasier D&D @FrasierDnD
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Tim Gautier @theotherorryn
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/r/Army @rArmyReddit
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Toast @seagrapejelly
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chaosgrenades4ever.b... @AulerDavid
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Miranda Summers Lowe @Msummerslowe
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Angry Deepest of Stat.. @ATG_CLC
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The ORSA Major. @ChaosDaddyBlog
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Lucy Rohden @lucy_rohden
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@DadaBaseThought Kengan Ashura. I’m not really an anime aficionado, but do like it. I found Kengan Ashura caught my interest and I had to binge it.
@DadaBaseThought Assassination classroom Shangri-la Frontier
@DadaBaseThought I only know really old anime like Star Blazers and Robotech, but those two are fantastic.
@DadaBaseThought Blue Eye Samurai
@DadaBaseThought I voted for Jojo, but you should also watch the apothecary diaries
@DadaBaseThought Younger son has had us on a JoJo binge for a couple of years over breaks. I can’t make heads or tails of it, but I enjoy him trying to explain it to me.
I’ve got sad news. My best friend River dog had to go today. She has been my partner for 12 years after scooping her out of the St. John’s River. She got me up every day with a constant wagging tail. I hope she’s playing and chasing the bunnies again. I’m going to miss her.
No one: Litteraly no one at all: My three year old son on a Friday evening in the street in front of our house for no reason: FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
@votemarkgreen @DadaBaseThought @TheIOGuy @jeffwolski @cptramenqueen My spouse is both retired and VA eligible - he had been using Tricare but recently started using mostly the VA and we are so impressed with the access and level of care (including referrals to community care when needed).
THERES A FUCKING WALL FULL OF GAMES, TOO!!!
Ma’am. You did not make this video to considered a serious person.
🎶No one farts like The Don Passes gas like The Don No one's face is as incredibly orange as The Don For there's no man in court half as sleepy Inept, a dishonest chud You can ask any Man, Woman, or Stormy And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on🎶
@DadaBaseThought And throwing their own people out of windows. This is just the next logical step.
Seems normal. Everyone move along.
Did Ukraine shoot down a Russian Tu-22М3 "Backfire" Strategic Bomber? Ukraine says yes, Russia says no. If Ukraine is right, it is a big deal and could have strategic implications for the war. Details: 1/
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