Elyse Hollander @ElyseHollander
Screenwriter | Born and raised in LA | Perpetual bedroom eyes | Madonna called me a charlatan and a fool. (WGA / CAA) Los Angeles California Joined August 2011-
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Sometimes I'm late because I sit like this for a long time
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Confidence doesn't always come from believing in yourself today. It often stems from recalling the obstacles you overcame yesterday. A history of resilience can silence self-doubt. Challenges conquered are clues to hidden strengths. Past progress is proof of future potential.
It drives me crazy when a someone takes a bathroom selfie and their toilet seat is up behind them. Close. The. Lid.
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Won a chair to rest my weary bones in forever @JoinTheDynasty
Just said out loud “this is such a nice grocery store” with no irony
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ROAD HOUSE (2024, dir. Doug Liman)
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BREAKING: Barack Obama has arrived in the UK to find Kate Middleton.
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the eyes, chico...they see oppenheimer
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i cannot stop laughing y’all
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I'm serious when I say I'll never be over this. #Oscars2024
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I set out a suitcase to pack for my flight later today and spotted my 3 year old crawling inside it to hide. I casually zipped it up, yelled "I'M OFF TO THE AIRPORT, EVERYBODY!", and carried it to the car. I've circled the block twice and my luggage hasn't stopped laughing.
Oh, you thought I was a bad bitch? No, no. I said I was a "bed bitch." I love being in bed, snuggled up under the covers.
Happy Al Pacino Day
i’m sorry it lost the grammy to fucking what
when i invite people to things now I’ve started saying “some pressure!” instead of “no pressure!” because i am trying to become a woman of conviction
"three tickets to Challengers, please"
Bisexual girls with boyfriends who watched Gilmore Girls in high school.
sometimes sitting next to someone in an amc with the recliners is a little too intimate like why must we lie next to each other as man lies with wife
Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now
paul mescal you are nothing
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If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
I genuinely believe tulips have gotten more beautiful in the last four years. I never used to care about them, but now every April I go around overwhelmed almost to tears with aesthetic pleasure over tulips, like some gay Dutchman in 1634
the most italian man who ever lived
#Challengers director Luca Guadagnino: “It’s beautiful to kiss people! That’s what I want to say. People, kiss! Do not make war.” wp.me/pc8uak-1lE2uD
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
a woman is meant to smoke a joint while being beautiful and a man does all her dishes
"Tell your Lord that I have a degree from Harvard and have worked with Google, Microsoft and Apple.” "The Anjin says he took a 2-week finance course at Harvard Extension School and uses the G-Mail and Excel apps on his iPhone.”
approached me and told me “there’s a room for that.” And he led me to a bathroom stall to sit on a toilet. Idk …. that wasn’t very cool. my boobs may not be up there with the vegas elite but lemme do my job.
Kylie Jenner must be fertile af if she got pregnant by Timothee Chalamet because there is no way that he has strong swimmers, he looks anemic, dehydrated, and we ALL know he has been ravaged by one of the most prolific case of Chlamydia in modern history
[after a 10-second lull in conversation at after-work drinks]
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