Chris @astrocreep22
Just a guy in Houston.. Conservative 🇺🇸.. Pro 2A, Pro America, Pro Freedom.. Fuck cancel culture 🖕🏼 Houston, TX Joined December 2023-
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NIKKI GLASER NEEDS TO HOST #NFL HONORS NEXT YEAR… Amount of dead bodies she caused last night was crazy
This is why women live longer than men
Julian Edelman to JOBLESS Bill Belichick…. “Remember when you used to yell at us, Look, assholes, the fucking kids down at Foxboro High can make that fucking play! Well, look, asshole, Foxboro High is the only job offer you fucking had!” ☠️☠️☠️
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Houston damn why yaw ain’t tell me you miss one exit you for sure added 17 minutes to the destination
THE BOYS ARE VIBIN. TIMES ARE A CHANGIN
Friday fits done right @HoustonTexans
God’s plan is better than your plan will ever be….. Don’t follow your heart….. FOLLOW GOD!
The University of Houston Is Telling the NFL To Go Fuck Itself After Saying the Cougars Can't Have a Uniform With Oilers Colors buff.ly/3w7YsgJ
The University of Houston declined the NFL's demand to stop wearing uniforms similar to ones worn by the Oilers decades ago 💁♂️ (via @HoustonChron)
JOE ESPADA WITH THE INCREDIBLE PINCH HIT MOVE THE PRAISE NEEDS TO BE AS LOUD AS THE CRITICISM
JON SINGLETON CRUSHES A 3-RUN BOMB!!! 8-3 ASTROS!!
JOEY COOKS. First Major League hit AND RBI for Loperfido.
I'm so sick of seeing foreign flags in America.. I don't get it. You left your corrupt country to come to the USA and yet you still rep what you fled? The worst is Hispanics born in America flying a Mexican flag.. Where is your loyalty.. Just go back.. Enjoy your foreign flag
#Texans wide receiver Tank Dell was shot Saturday night, sustaining minor wounds in Florida as a victim and innocent bystander in a mass shooting at a nightclub. Has already been released from hospital. Expected to make full recovery. Dell was not involved in altercation, was…
“Babe stop we’re in public!”
Yordan Alvarez's sweet swing at #MexicoCitySeries
special team, special Draft pick announcement ☝️ @thesketchreal | @HoustonTexans
More than a mile wide tornado on the ground in Harlan Iowa
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WILD LINE… Nikki Glaser to Tom Brady about his ex-girlfriend “Tom, you’re the best to ever play for too long, you retired then came back then retired, I get it, IT’S HARD TO WALK AWAY FROM SOMETHING THAT ISN’T YOUR PREGNANT GIRLFRIEND” 😳😳😳
Tom Brady realizing he can get away with a 9/11 and Aaron Hernandez joke #CTESPN
Too bad we can’t get Elon Musk as the Governor of Texas. Sigh
Every racist loved the Brady Roast. Every homophobe loved the Brady Roast. Every misogynist loved the Brady Roast. Every antisemite loved the Brady Roast. THIS IS A PROBLEM. ‼️ STOP GIVING HATEFUL CONTENT A PLATFORM. ‼️‼️‼️
@theblockspot Yeah, you sound like the type of person who works at the modern ESPN.
2 minutes of taking no mercy at the Tom Brady roast. "Kim (Kardashian), word of advice. Close your legs. You have more public beef than Kendrick and Drake" 🤣
NIKKI GLASER NEEDS TO HOST #NFL HONORS NEXT YEAR… Amount of dead bodies she caused last night was crazy
I had been told that Texans right tackle Tytus Howard had been putting in a lot of work in the offseason to make sure he was ready for the season and seeing him on Saturday you can tell. #Texans #BigSargeMedia @tyhoward71
Tony Hinchcliffe Went For Tom Brady's Jugular Last Night Then Proceed To Destroy Every Single Person On Stage In Record Time buff.ly/3wmXm0C
I'm JP, and I live in California. I'm 53 yrs old, and I am NOT voting for Joe Biden in November!
I'm Lj Priest, and I live in Florida. I'm 46 yrs old, and I am NOT voting for Joe Biden in November!
Bledsoe killed it 😂
Alright, let’s see what this Brady roast is all about🍿
He said BURY ME IN THE H
Interesting point in @BNightengale article this morning, as apparently the #Mets were in “deep talks” with 3 teams other than Houston on a Verlander deal last trade deadline. What do you think the other teams were offering? #LGM
So….. I asked this lady could I touch her hair. She said yes. So I ran my finger across her top lip and that's how the fight got started. 🤷🏻♀️ 🤣😂
Houston Texans DeMeco Ryans: I've got J.J. Watt number ready if we need him.
My ex: Can we try again? Me: I would rather depthroat a cactus, step on a lego, cuddle with my toaster in the bathtub, flick a hungry lion's balls in a pair of porkchop panties before I allow you near me again. That means Fuck No!
Yep completely realistic idea of a woman's body 🙄
Kim Kardashian poses on the #MetGala carpet. apne.ws/ABcunBo
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