Michael Kaplan @mkaplan2018
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Too easyyyy
Absolutely sucking at a war you started is not genocide.
If the stros can go 6-3 in this 9 game stretch against SEA, NY, DET, they can be .500 by the end of May. 10 of 13 to close the month against A’s and Angels
If the stros can go 6-3 in this 9 game stretch against SEA, NY, DET, they can be .500 by the end of May. 10 of 13 to close the month against A’s and Angels
These idiots could be sitting outside enjoying the warmth of the sun on their skin, cold beer in hand, while listening to The Doobie Brothers, but instead they’re putting up tents inside of buildings No wonder they’re all so miserable
These idiots could be sitting outside enjoying the warmth of the sun on their skin, cold beer in hand, while listening to The Doobie Brothers, but instead they’re putting up tents inside of buildings No wonder they’re all so miserable
People on this app acting like the swarm of police is because the kids are protesting ISRAEL and not because they took over a school campus, set up an encampment on the main lawn, smashed windows, took a few janitors hostage, occupied a building, and raised their flag. Lol
Apparently this girl studies: “Theories of the imagination & poetry as interpreted through a Marxian lens” Let’s be honest - she’s an intellectual wanker She’s not smart - she’s a nit wit Wankers like this should not be in a privileged position to become thought leaders of…
@leekern13 The pro-Hamas protesters so far: ✅ took over various buildings ✅ took hostages ✅ requested humanitarian aid Very on brand.
This is such an incredible encapsulation of the last 6 months. Everything is distilled into this tweet. It should be hung in a historical museum. This is about a person eating a banana 60 yards from a protest encampment where "globalize the intifada' is the calmest chant.
This is such an incredible encapsulation of the last 6 months. Everything is distilled into this tweet. It should be hung in a historical museum. This is about a person eating a banana 60 yards from a protest encampment where "globalize the intifada' is the calmest chant.
If I was him I would have rupped the Aaron Donald bull rush on those losers
If I was him I would have rupped the Aaron Donald bull rush on those losers
*Playoff game goes to break* WHAT A PRO WANTS WHAT A PRO NEEDS NO FLEX, ZONE! DON’T LET ME GOOOOOOO
Crazy ass name lmao
“Unfortunately, being Gen Z means dealing with repeated states of the world that are in absolute hostility and turmoil.” That is apparently the most articulate quote that the New York Times could extract from a Columbia protester.
WE PASSED ON ADONAI, JER’ZHAN, KAMARI, KOOL-AID, EDGERRIN, AND DEJEAN FOR FUCKING ORORORORO????? MF SCOOBY DOO RUH ROH RUH ROH??? FOHHHHHHHH
Great for him at the end of the day. 3 season ending injuries, took the gamble to transfer across the country, finally put together consecutive great years And now, an entire front office believes in him more than anyone could’ve ever imagined and are willing to risk their…
Great for him at the end of the day. 3 season ending injuries, took the gamble to transfer across the country, finally put together consecutive great years And now, an entire front office believes in him more than anyone could’ve ever imagined and are willing to risk their…
They did and the Chargers absolutely killed their draft so far. Colson was a fantastic fit as well
They did and the Chargers absolutely killed their draft so far. Colson was a fantastic fit as well
This is a pretty big indictment on how the org views Kenyon Green, imo
This is a pretty big indictment on how the org views Kenyon Green, imo
This is so sick haha
Did the Texans seriously just draft a tackle with a second rounder?
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Bro i love Drake i defend him on here but Aubrey can never ever rap like this never 🤣
drake really sat in the studio for 24 hours just to say "if im a liar... why arent my pants on fire?"
Drake saying he’s too famous to be a pedophile is the worst rebuttal i’ve ever heard
@DebatingHipHop_ If he’s not a pedophile, he’s one thousand percent a groomer. And y’all are just like “the bars tho” Actually disgusting behavior to defend.
Yesterday at New York University, this student led a teach-in on how North Korea has never formally recognized Israel, has always been an ally of Palestinian "self determination and resistance", and "actively armed and trained" the Palestinian resistance" for decades. "So while…
I can’t believe how much Kendrick is beating Drake at his own game right now. This beef is starting to look like a complete wash out 😨
New York club turns up as the DJ plays Kendrick Lamar’s latest Drake diss song 'Not Like Us'.
Whether people want to admit it or not, Jalen hitting his ceiling is vital to the potential of this rockets team
cmon you know how 😭😭😭😭 #freakyassnigga
how does Drake even know that they play The Weeknd at gay bars in the first place
They’ll call for an intifada, set up security checkpoints, smash up buildings, fight with cops, rip down the American flag, but if frat boys taunt them the media will run a victimhood news cycle for them.
Pro-Palestine demonstrations at the University of Mississippi were overtaken by counter-protesters, resulting in a viral clip of white students taunting a Black student. The video was shared online and applauded by a Republican lawmaker. trib.al/4Rg8zRO
You call that war. It’s really bad. You definitely shouldn’t start one. And if you do start one by taking civilian hostages from a bordering nation and then immediately and predictably losing due to your own deranged beliefs and staggering incompetence, then you should surrender.
I find it weird that newspapers characterize students as being “pro-Palestinian” as opposed to anti whatever you call this.
The world will remember who stood on the right side of history. Signed: lol I'm not telling you my name
no pedo allegations no domestic violence allegations no secret children no history of narcissism no misogynistic values just boring ass music
Kendrick: I hate you, you should d!e, you’re hiding a daughter Drake: You like white women more than your wife and you are an abuser J. Cole: A-B-C-D-E-F-G, H-I-J-K, uh, M-N-O-P / That's little me in the classroom askin', "What's L?"
Absolutely sucking at a war you started is not genocide.
Briahna accidentally makes the case for Zionism.
Why didn't anyone want the Jews after the Holocaust?
Kendrick was gon read off J Cole stats in Rwanda
What’s even crazier is all of the Kendrick tracks add up to around 17-18mins meaning that the original rumour that he recorded a 19 minute track is true and that he split it up into three sections (there might even be a little more left) He really recorded all of this in one…
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