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“Human beings are never going to be perfect. The best we can do is keep asking for help and accepting it when we can. And if you keep doing that, you'll always be moving towards better.” /1
Excellent piece. Especially important for young lawyers.
Excellent piece. Especially important for young lawyers.
It takes absolutely ghoulish levels of depravity to hold office in this country, watch shootings happen cyclically, and devote NONE of your power towards stopping it. Honestly breathtaking
Excellent insights. Very sharp
This is what your AI generated contract looks like to a lawyer
This is what your AI generated contract looks like to a lawyer
corporate litigation / civil litigation / commercial litigation -- what does it even mean? what would be helpful for me to talk about? I recently overheard two law students discussing civil procedure, questioning its use and greater context. I smiled, laughed, and said, "It is…
Celebrated Biden’s South Carolina victory with donations to his campaign & the Biden Victory Fund. Contemplating a small donation to Nikki Haley just to keep her in aa long as possible. Not something I’d normally do but.. would love to hear other opinions on this.
Very good advice
Excellent post. Although I think associates need to be at #3 & 4 by year 4. #5 comes with a high degree of trust
Excellent post. Although I think associates need to be at #3 & 4 by year 4. #5 comes with a high degree of trust
Is anyone else seeing an increase in bots following your account ? I’ve had a couple dozen in the last two days. They’re all accounts with zero or 1 followers & no posts or replies.
me, looking for other people who found this tweet hilarious:
Every time I watch Governor Gavin Newsom, I’m reminded why is one of the best communicators we have as Democrats. He was just on CNN, didn’t fall for any of their traps, & defended Joe Biden & Kamala Harris better than anyone else. That was a masterclass & we need more of him.
Excellent advice
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ProPublica continues their incredible work exposing the vile underbelly of health insurance companies. Received a denial? Ask for your claim file.
ProPublica continues their incredible work exposing the vile underbelly of health insurance companies. Received a denial? Ask for your claim file.
I’ve been having off the record conversations with a variety of players within the ecosystem and wanted to share some thoughts I’m still processing about the impact of AI on legal work. I suspect Biglaw will be fine, but the juniors better watch out. A thread:
Dear MAGA World, Ever since your buddy Elon opened the floodgates to allow you to overrun this site, we've gotten to see much more of you, understand you better. And I want to be frank, it's not a good look. It's not just that you are wrong about so much or that you're so cruel.
HOW TO TELL IF A SUIT IS BESPOKE This suit makes me sad bc it's an example of the many ways custom tailoring shops upsell or misrepresent their services. On their site, this tailor says their suits are handmade and bespoke. But that's not really true. Here's how to tell 🧵
HOW TO TELL IF A SUIT IS BESPOKE This suit makes me sad bc it's an example of the many ways custom tailoring shops upsell or misrepresent their services. On their site, this tailor says their suits are handmade and bespoke. But that's not really true. Here's how to tell 🧵
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If Chicago Neighborhoods were people...
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If we happen to face our founding fathers in the afterlife, the question we better have a good answer to is, “What the hell happened? How’d you end up with Trump? And now perhaps for a second term? So much for all of our hard work.”
Vivek Ramaswamy says the founding fathers will hold Americans accountable in the afterlife: “When we face our founding fathers in the afterlife and they ask us what sacrifice did you make for your country we better have a damn good answer for them.”
Seriously have you considered how much more powerful getting arrested would be if you had a plan to have some dignity when it happened?
They’re “pro-life,” except for poor kids who need healthcare, victims of school shootings, and puppies.
I would give a wild amount of money for a BlackBerry comeback.
@smmarotta “I guess I should just give up then, I’m not in BigLaw(TM).”
@rfelicello I am suggesting that it is improbable that a two-person New York consumer-fraud firm with no known U.S. Supreme Court experience produced a brief in opposition that sounds exactly like one I would write.
@yourpalCJ @rfelicello I really didn't think it would be that controversial. The brief in opposition is a specialized document and whose tone and conventions used by those who file frequently in SCOTUS, big or small, aren't usually common to others. I could be wrong in this case, of course.
My first boss was so cheap, he wouldn’t pay for specialized brief printing or tape binding. Just copies from the discount place. When a matter got sucked up to the SJC from the appeals court, the secretary and I spent a full day assembling and taping the 9,000 extra copies.
Lawyers who were licensed in the era of e-file will never know the inner turmoil of trying to decide whether the coffee ring/ink smudge/grease spot on the front page is bad enough to merit reprinting and rebinding the whole thing, or to just file it as-is and hope no one notices.
You know the housing market’s bleak when you stop using words/phrases like “pretty,” “exciting,” and “I could see us here” - and start using words/phrases like “inoffensive,” “doable, and “with some work…”
Whenever I’m having trouble sleeping I just imagine I’m Donald Trump sitting in a courtroom
Yard work is like going to the gym. After three hours, I’m exhausted, vaguely uncomfortable, and everything looks exactly the same as it did before.
I love driving fast. This road trip has been so fun.
@DietCoke_Esq The people who are going to actually disrupt the legal industry are lawyers.