Michael Barnett @MichaelBarnett
Gubmint lawyer shitposting about law and Magic: the Gathering. Not the guy from that one true-crime doc. I don't own these views and neither should my employer. Lexington, KY Joined October 2010-
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Please do not make me regret posting this I am not here for actual discourse I am simply here to make dumb little jokes
The absolute ratioing of elitist pricks these last two days... I am deceased.
The absolute ratioing of elitist pricks these last two days... I am deceased.
a New York consumer fraud attorney in a two-person law firm could never
One time I was doing verdict research for a Louisiana case and found *multiple* verdicts for slip-and-falls in puddles of melted daiquiri.
Where is DadTwitter? Where's my tribe of bros binging Bluey and bitching about their kids?
My seven-year-old, very white daughter asked to put beads in her hair, like a couple of her classmates, who are Black. And there's just sooo much foundational info required in order to tactfully explain why we don't want to put beads in her hair for her...
Law Twitter: Who do you engage to help you market yourself if you provide a very specific service to a specific type of client (like 200 companies in the US)? Where direct sales pitches might be more effective than broad-blasted marketing efforts?
Me waiting all day for the payoff
Me waiting all day for the payoff https://t.co/Ig3PqoiuWT
Anybody in the Lexington, Kentucky area down to join our biweekly MTG cube drafts?
Kids and life meant having to spread binging @falloutonprime over four days, but the show is awesome. Well done Nolan and Joy and everyone involved!
My table mats from @GamerMats came in, and they're siiick!
It's encouraging to see upstanding periodicals like @Polygon defiantly report on important game releases such as this, bucking whatever pressure compels their peer publications to remain silent. A conspiracy? What do they fear? I say follow the money. polygon.com/24124475/pleas…
Eclipse hangout at the Children's Museum of Indianapolis 😎 ♥
I hit the keys on the keyboard in a persuasive order.
I hit the keys on the keyboard in a persuasive order.
I really thought SCOTUS would wait until argument to dispose of this case. I guess they wanted to hurry things along.
The zoo face paint artist has a special cup to drink from while she drives. That's class.
Tonda Higbee @HigbeeTon
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Kristen (KVP) LaFreni.. @KVPTexas
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GC of TTPD 🫶 @SwiftlyNYC
248 Followers 741 Following General Counsel of TTPD. 🪶📖 NYC branding lawyer, traveler, dog rescuer. Eras Pittsburgh N2. Eras Europe summer 2024 - tickets for 🇫🇷🇮🇹🇩🇪🇵🇱🇦🇹🇬🇧.
Kinniska @KinniskaMakes
493 Followers 2K Following battling surly tech, puncturing the smug, paying the rent, saving my mental bandwidth for my art practice. I’m on https://t.co/YXlE6azghl and mastodon
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Lyric, Esq. @1991LyriC
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AmandaLikesPlants @Amandalipari
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Namelessgrayface @Nmlessgrayface
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Michelle Hancock @mishellehancock
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Tomi Lacewell @TomLacewe
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Justin @imjustinho
914 Followers 2K Following Sharing tales of a first year at a biglaw firm. Ex-consultant/startups. Was also a photographer. Tweeting until HR tells me to stop. @CardozoLaw '23|@WUSTL '16
The Legal World 🌍 @LegalWorld2630
78 Followers 681 Following This account covers major legal developments, including judgments, around the world. More often than not in agreement with late Justice Scalia. A textualist.
Karen Lillie @Lillipad102
780 Followers 2K Following Assoc. prof, w/ PhD & JD. New Englander. 🎶, 📖, history, 🇬🇧 humor. Language policy, law, forensic ling., Indigenous lang. reclamation, juveniles. Words own.
Richard J. Radcliffe @nblaw
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Beth @stull_beth27
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Bigby Wolf @BigbyWolfEsq
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ReasonablySophii @Suphii
711 Followers 1K Following She/Her | 🏳️🌈| J.D. | opinion are my own | RT/like not an endorsement | PNW ➡️ SoCal
Chevron Moot (2L) @ConMoot
936 Followers 2K Following A non-trad 2L trying to find a home in law. Currently a CIO with no idea on law focus. Always looking for help! he/him @AkronLaw https://t.co/8dIJRuUSLN on BlueSky
Duaa Khong @duaa_kho
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Gladis Luening @GLuening54337
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Short & Southern @short_southern
9K Followers 3K Following Sunnies. Shoes. South Park. | Overdressed & out of place. | A Roger Smith persona |📍DFW / AR | #WPS 🐗
Franchise Altitude @franchisealt
98 Followers 740 Following Franchise Altitude is a venture capital provider that empowers select emerging franchisors with the capital and guidance to reach the crest of possibility.
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Lavender Latte Lawyer @lattesandlaws
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French Frog @jfk_420
181 Followers 378 Following he/him communist. cat enjoyer. Star Trek watcher. MTG Cube and Legacy player.
JaxEsq @JaxEsq
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Josh Blandi @JoshBlandi
3K Followers 2K Following CEO / Co-Founder of @UniCourtInc disrupting the way #LegalData is organized, accessed, and used. #Fastcase50 Honoree, 2023 #LegalRebels #LegalTech #A2J ⚖️🏛️
UniCourt @UniCourtInc
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CoproTech Enterprise .. @coprotech
21 Followers 25 Following Please Leave Me Alone, I Need to Poop, now available on Steam, iOS and Android game stores!
Allie Valiton @a_valito
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Adelaide @TNelson24978
14 Followers 138 Following Never put off what you can do today until tomorrow.
Lennie Almen @len_alm
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Alex Morey @1AMorey
5K Followers 4K Following First Amendment Attorney | VP of Campus Advocacy @ FIRE | Former @PeaceCorps 🌎 @NewhouseSU 📺 @WisconsinLaw ⚖️ | Opinions: Mine.
VA @VALadyNole
3K Followers 4K Following UCF Alum & Florida State University College of Law Juris Master Student, Mother. Opinions are only mine. Board Member of the @lakenoles Engaged 5.25.2024
Nick @nkc____
2K Followers 4K Following Former musicologist, current law person. UT-Austin and Kansas alum. He/him. Views and opinions are my own / not my employer’s, etc etc. Ad Astra per Aspera 🌻
Paul Sherman @PaulMSherman
2K Followers 68 Following Senior Attorney @IJ (opinions are my own). I tweet about the First Amendment, constitutional law, and chess (username psherman31 @chesscom and @lichess)
Mark Tempest @lawofsea
2K Followers 648 Following Retired atty/Navy Res Capt. AT section hiker. My opinions are mine. Feel free to disagree. Logistics wins wars. Co-host https://t.co/orU0z9uUXk
Jacob Walbourn @wildcat523
52 Followers 186 Following Husband, father, attorney, and proud member of the #BBN.
April Pies Bring May .. @thebestestpie
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Elizabeth @ElizabethC23
1K Followers 2K Following Texas lawyer in Nebraska. Tweets personal. No legal advice here.
Dustin Kittle @dustinkittle
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Daniel Crabtree (DaCr.. @DaCrabsMTG
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Kinniska @KinniskaMakes
493 Followers 2K Following battling surly tech, puncturing the smug, paying the rent, saving my mental bandwidth for my art practice. I’m on https://t.co/YXlE6azghl and mastodon
GC of TTPD 🫶 @SwiftlyNYC
248 Followers 741 Following General Counsel of TTPD. 🪶📖 NYC branding lawyer, traveler, dog rescuer. Eras Pittsburgh N2. Eras Europe summer 2024 - tickets for 🇫🇷🇮🇹🇩🇪🇵🇱🇦🇹🇬🇧.
sdiver100 @sdiver100
663 Followers 3K Following Lawyer by day. Snarky 24/7. I use my powers for good, not evil. Mostly. @sdiver100 at the other place
Nicole Tipple @NicoleTipple
1K Followers 103 Following I play Magic sometimes— 11th place PT OTJ!!! discord @nicoletipple
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Deborah Ahrens @Djuna22
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Luke C @cuzack
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Namelessgrayface @Nmlessgrayface
488 Followers 2K Following Lawyer—but not yours. Browns. Longhorns. Astros. Blackhawks.
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Michelle Hancock @mishellehancock
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AmandaLikesPlants @Amandalipari
466 Followers 2K Following There will be typos. Feminist / Radical / Plant lover / Tenant’s attorney @legalaidnyc. / Union strong @alaa2325. Views are my own.
Lyric, Esq. @1991LyriC
96 Followers 198 Following Attorney (but not your attorney) focusing in anything related to small businesses/corporate work. Firm believer in the Oxford Comma.
Tesla Ls @TeslatakingLs
6K Followers 374 Following Parody/Satire account. Over/Under on amount of time it takes for Elon to clap this account? DM submissions.
Jamal Alsaffar @Txtriallawyer
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Donald J. Trump Posts.. @TrumpDailyPosts
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@Em_TeeGee @SaffronOlive My day is worse off after seeing this
@SaffronOlive You are not gonna like Prairie Dog #WOTCstaff
@timecaptales Pictured is a 1990s butter knife, slyly hiding beneath a loaf of bread. It was likely produced during the pre Y2K Utensil boom. The syrup, is well, syrup.
@BLOAF i NEVER said i'd do it for free
If any of my friends who do OF work wanna increase ace representation on their channel hmu You do your thing while I'm playing mario kart next to you getting increasingly annoyed and occasionally being like "umm..can you do this in another room?" my dms are open
@SteamboatUSA The world is much safer today because everyone has decided it is much more dangerous. I will not be taking questions
@ItsMattsLaw Lord, spare us from the denizens of moribund island kingdoms with their delusions of relevance.
Please do not make me regret posting this I am not here for actual discourse I am simply here to make dumb little jokes
@nkc____ @Ruth_Mensch This made me cackle at my desk
Do you know how hard it is to grow up eating trix yogurt and danimals and Frosted Flakes and all kinds of sugar under the sun and change habits to be an adult that eats frkn plain unflavored granola yogurt with berries for breakfast? 😔 it’s VERY HARD.
restarting The Wire for the first time since becoming an attorney and I already know I'm gonna have *thoughts*
@Emilymakescoff1 Why a lawyer? We encourage her passion but if she can think of anything else she would love she should do that instead
the only thing a small shop lawyer should be able to do is shine the shoes of their Big Law colleagues and make sure the coffee stays hot before it reaches their desk
Apparently Hogan Lovell’s appellate practice is having a competition this week to see who can get ratioed the worst
Um wow how am I here?
@MichaelBarnett mystifying to most but catnip to an audience of Extremely Online lawyers
a New York consumer fraud attorney in a two-person law firm could never
@LWHensler3 @ElizabethC23 He's *assuming* it's ghost-written simply because he's astonished it's as good as his work.
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