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Mason @Defynorm

I'm the Bearded Tattooed Superman of our time. Here to fight for truth and justice! Who am I kidding, I'm here for the booze and sex. twitter.com/search?f=realt… Joined July 2011
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Mason @Defynorm

8 years ago

You don't pay me for the sex, you pay me to leave.

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Mason @Defynorm

9 years ago

*superglues candy canes to penis and holds up sign that says: "well, it ain't gonna lick itself"

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SeaShell @DianeP89

9 years ago

*seductively shakes my jingle bells

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Mason @Defynorm

9 years ago

*seductively shakes my jingle balls*

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Mason @Defynorm

9 years ago

I start the night with a Hairy Navel, a Wet Pussy, Sex on the Beach, and a Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against The Wall. Then I open Uber and pick something without an Adam's apple to take home.

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Mason @Defynorm

9 years ago

Your dick is photogenic AF! - said no woman in a DM to me ever

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Mason @Defynorm

9 years ago

@ilovesheepx100 Guys with dogs and a pantry full of peanut butter are much better than guys with just dogs.

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phlaura ✌︎ @MosssGoddesss

9 years ago

I really just want someone who makes me feel the same way I do when I’m eating cake.

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Sophie2078 @Sophie2078

9 years ago

Come to the dark side. We have blowjobs. Cookies are overrated.

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Sophie2078 @Sophie2078

9 years ago

I’m that naive as to actually be nude when I say so on the Internet.

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Sophie2078 @Sophie2078

9 years ago

I was always skinny because I never swallowed.

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Sophie2078 @Sophie2078

9 years ago

Guy: I want a divorce. Me: And who are you? Guy: I’m your husband! We live together for 6 years! Me: Hmm.. No way! Are you sure?

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Sophie2078 @Sophie2078

9 years ago

Today I’m wearing black because my enthusiasm just died.

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Sophie2078 @Sophie2078

9 years ago

Me: Are you here to collect my soul? Angel of death: Haha, you still think you have one. After those 1.000.000.000 selfies?! You’re so sweet

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GG @Grabnpuss

9 years ago

You're not the boss of me! My dog is.

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Mr Wright Now, Maybe @dannyboy7813

9 years ago

Sorry I stopped sexting you but you changed your AVI.

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Genevieve @Gen22

9 years ago

Stay on my TL and I'll show you a good time Or someone will Maybe

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