Valerie Myers @ComeOnOverVal
Ino-cho, Kochi Joined March 2009-
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“Here’s a question for you guys. Um… Is it…is it necessary? Is it necessary that every single child in my house um, expresses every single opinion that they have on every single thing that occurs all at the same time? Is that…is that necessary?” @boburnham #inside #HALLOWEEN
I've been following this story just so I could see what happened to this guy. I have a very personal story to tell about Camp Auschwitz.
I've been following this story just so I could see what happened to this guy. I have a very personal story to tell about Camp Auschwitz.
Impeachment 2: Lost in DC Donald Trump and the Chamber of Treason Impeachment! Here We Go Again Impeachment II: The Wrath of Pelosi Donald Trump’s New Nightmare The Biden Supremacy Trump Breaks The Internet #ImpeachmentTheSequel #ImpeachmentDay
Thank you Arnold -- this is the most powerful and uniquely personal statement I've heard from ANYONE on where we are right now as a country.
Thank you Arnold -- this is the most powerful and uniquely personal statement I've heard from ANYONE on where we are right now as a country.
My 4 year old locked the doors tonight “so the germ people can’t get in”, and went upstairs. So matter of fact and chill about the zombie apocalypse potentially coming for us. 2021 off to a wild start.
My 6 year old just found out about #SuperNintendoWorld at @USJ_Official and is making perler bead crafts to sell to try to raise money to go there. 😭😍
Friend: So how are you doing? Me: Oh, you know, the kids are doing well, enjoying the weather. Matt is working hard on some big projects. Friend: But what about you? Me: Well, I’ve been weeding, fishing a lot. And I owe a raccoon a loooooot of f$&king money. #animalcrossing
Me in college, attempting to date:
The mashup I never knew I needed.
I have a new hero.
i felt like russian doll was too good, like suspiciously good, so i checked the writers room and, sure enough, seven women and no men
‘No God, Please Not Now,’ Yells Rapidly Aging Tom Brady As Old Crone’s Spell Begins To Wear Off During Super Bowl trib.al/TURf7BR
My husband asked me (at the last minute) to decorate my cupcakes for #SuperBowlLlll. I did my best. #SuperBowlSunday #PatriotsvsRams
Anyone else kinda wish that whenever Natasha Lyonne dies in #RussianDoll John Mulaney would be in the background going WOOOAH?
The smartest thing I do is turn my car on, then frantically root around in my purse for my keys.
My daughter pronounced oatmeal “Ope-meal”. #midwestculture #comesbyithonest
Ashley jodhpurs @F46746966Briana
423 Followers 3K Following single and searching for a honest man who is ready to settle with me
Erin Duckett @teachmehow2duck
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Lea Ann Powers @Visualea
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Joey Parr @GrandOleParr
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Julie kelly @juliekellyfit
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Amma Aboagye @amma_aboagye
4K Followers 2K Following Founder: @theafropole @waxprintfest // Host #insideoutbyAmmaG// Africans & Afrodiasporans. Innovation. Jesus. #intrapreneurship #heartWerk
Peini Ghana @PeiniGhana
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the canary renegades @canaryrenegades
113 Followers 543 Following dance music from chicago. @heartlogo & @watchyostep
Gary Brown @gman8t9
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Rebecca Scott🌹 @missing_mts
303 Followers 964 Following She/her/hers. “I don't want any baloney, magic tricks or psychological mumbo jumbo.”
Langford Market, NO @LangfordMarketN
93 Followers 170 Following Langford Market is a one-of-a-kind shopping experience, offering carefully chosen, classically feminine clothing accessories, and gifts.
thebodybreaks @thebodybre3669
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Jaimie Stomberg @CarbonylQueen
67 Followers 151 Following No opinions and many opinions, all in one head.
stable finally, getti.. @bennessb
27K Followers 693 Following currently: haunted / unwell & host of No End In Sight, creator of #NEISVoid, a keeper of @RTsFromTheVoid. find me on 🦣: @[email protected] she/her.
Joe Biden @JoeBiden
38.0M Followers 46 Following Husband to @DrBiden, proud father and grandfather. Ready to finish the job for all Americans. Official account is @POTUS.
Erin Duckett @teachmehow2duck
13 Followers 35 Following
Maxine Waters @RepMaxineWaters
1.6M Followers 681 Following Proudly serving the people of California's 43rd District in Congress. Ranking Member of the House Financial Services Committee (@FSCDems).
Vice President Kamala.. @VP
14.5M Followers 6 Following Vice President of the United States. Wife to the first @SecondGentleman. Momala. Auntie. Fighting for the people. Text me: 310-861-2977
Stacey Abrams @staceyabrams
2.8M Followers 2K Following Author of #RogueJustice (Out Now). Senior Counsel @RewiringAmerica. Other areas of focus: democracy + voting, public policy, small business & film+tv.
kelly oxford @kellyoxford
749K Followers 1K Following Director. Screenwriter. NYT bestselling author. huge fan of your work. She/her Instagram: kellyoxford
Grace Witch @graceface
301 Followers 134 Following Anarchist, Healer, Subversive, Farmer, Yogi, Photog, Journalist, Rogue Anthropologist. Asst. to the Director of the 100 Friends Project. #WitchBloc
Courtney Fx @CourtneyMDaily
530 Followers 733 Following Mother, freelance writer, and proud gun safety advocate. Working to make the world a better place for my children. And selfishly, to make it better for me.
Brian Myers @bpmyers26
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Conforti Photo @ConfortiPhoto
145 Followers 124 Following I am a photographer based out of Indianapolis, IN, specializing in Weddings and couples! Email me at: [email protected]
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ductapeloser @ductapeloser
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cor.. @AOC
13.2M Followers 4K Following US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.
D'Arcy Carden @DarcyCarden
268K Followers 808 Following 🍔a league of their own🍔the good place🍔barry🍔
London Moore @LondonMoore2
190 Followers 167 Following Director of Schools Nova Pioneer, Principal of THRIVE Baton Rouge , Co-Executive Director of The Ghana Educational Collaborative, America Achieves Fellow
Joey Parr @GrandOleParr
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Christian Finnegan @ChristFinnegan
56K Followers 3K Following Comedian? Listen to my albums/Watch my specials: https://t.co/GSgvaziyUz Read my newsletter, NEW MUSIC FOR OLDS: https://t.co/h2bUkVgf9k
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
4.5M Followers 5K Following Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPK2W for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt
Mo Rocca @MoRocca
407K Followers 2K Following New book ROCTOGENARIANS out June 11, 2024. Pre-order now! https://t.co/v1xELbr0IY
Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan
3.0M Followers 3K Following Male Model. BARELY ALIVE TOUR all new material. My first wife is @jeanniegaffigan. https://t.co/39GfjGbHaW
Mike Birbiglia @birbigs
630K Followers 2K Following My new standup special, The Old Man & The Pool, is available on Netflix. Currently on tour in a city near you.
Greg Fitzsimmons @GregFitzShow
87K Followers 328 Following Fitzdog Radio, Childish and Sunday Papers podcasts every week!
alex blagg @alexblagg
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack
1.8M Followers 822 Following This is the real, official account for 2x Super Bowl champ and 9 NFL vet Michael Ian Black. All others are fake. There are no others :(
Doug Benson @DougBenson
722K Followers 712 Following Free podcasts: @DougLovesMovies & @WIDEWORLD0DOUGS GDWH on Patreon for only $4.20/month. https://t.co/h5TSWUbCfz https://t.co/mFxyG8qFq1 for tour dates
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1.2M Followers 3K Following TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies Instagram: https://t.co/OWAlzVWjle
Paul Scheer @paulscheer
764K Followers 3K Following 📕Pre-Order My Book, “Joyful Recollections of Trauma” wherever books are sold. 🎧Listen to How Did This Get Made & Unspooled 📝 https://t.co/dSVJWA7lFY
Seth Meyers @sethmeyers
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1.5M Followers 2 Following You can get my new book, A Heart That Works, at the link below.
non-evangelicals discovering how evangelical men talk about women through that creepy chris pratt post is a real trip
if chris pratt has a million haters, then i am one of them. if he has ten haters, then i am one of them. if he has only one hater then that is me. if chris pratt has no haters, then that means i am no longer on earth. if the world loves chris pratt, then i am against the world.
Anna Faris trends on Twitter as people show her love after her ex-husband, Chris Pratt, praised his new wife in a new Instagram post, saying: “she's given me an amazing life, a gorgeous healthy daughter.” Anna Faris has been open about her son Jack's health issues.
Look I’m not trying to freak anyone out here but do people know that at four weeks postpartum many women are still wearing adult diapers because they are still bleeding so much from the traumatic act of childbirth? Or that women who had a c section still have trouble walking?
Amen.
Bobcat Goldthwait on "cancel culture."
This bit of acting by @brettgoldstein in today's episode of Ted Lasso was incredible. The subtly. The look of revelation on his face. Priceless.
Ted Lasso, especially today’s episode, has reminded me of this quote attributed to Robin Williams:
What I love about Ted Lasso is that it makes us all want to be more positive and kinder to others, but also shows that doing so isn’t sustainable unless we are taking care of ourselves first.
It starts with “vaccine passports”…but what next? “Driving passports” to use my own car? “Library passports” to borrow a book? “TRAVEL PASSPORTS” to leave the country???? TYRANNY NEVER SLEEPS MY FRIENDS
@the_tweedy New docs get a two-page summary of history, meds, tests, current symptoms, & active concerns. The good ones read it right away.
I’m on the road today in Macon and Atlanta briefing community leaders on the Child Tax Credit.
The right to vote is not a Democratic right or a Republican right. It is an American right.
HEY DUMB DICKS WHO INSIST CLIMATE CHANGE ISN'T REAL, IT'S 109 DEGREES IN PORTLAND, OREGON TODAY YOU SHITHEADS
Power cables are literally melting in Portland. Don't try to tell me climate isn't infrastructure.
it’s truly incredible how when you are living with undiagnosed chronic illness, most people rush to assume that all your symptoms are *caused by* depression and then once you are diagnosed many of those same people immediately assume your symptoms must be *causing* depression.
My fingers tremble as I type this..as of today COVID has become a personal tragedy..I have lost both my parents in a matter of 15 days in India. My precious, beautiful mummy and papa who made me who I am, have left me forever. Life will never be the same 💔
It only takes one variant to break through our vaccine. It’s in our self-interest to prevent outbreaks in India or other parts of the world.
Just a casual reminder that in 1861, 11 Senators and 3 Representatives were expelled from Congress for failing to recognize Lincoln’s election and supporting insurrection.
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