Brandon Patrick @BrandonComedy
Saxophonist for DJ Khaled. Master Story Teller. Host of Burritos with Brandon. BrandonComedy.com Denver, CO Joined October 2009-
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You can buy these for the house? I stay on tour just to use hotel’s.
Today I learned that prickly pears are a real fruit.
My job just drug tested my coworker but they took the hair from her wig 😂
Happy birthday @bolastname. That’s it, that’s all.
I hope they put as much effort into finding OJ’s killer as he did Nicole’s.
All that #FalloutOnPrime is missing is a settlement needing my help and Preston marking it on my map. 5/5 stars!
I got unbanned from Tinder! Mediocre dick is on the way Kansas City!
Back in stock!! Get yours today!
Katt Williams has my nomination for best opening in stand up comedy history
I foolishly believed that @TheRock’s greatest in ring moments were behind him. He’s proving me wrong every week. This run is something special!
I can’t believe I spent all that time writing a book when this was around the corner
I can’t believe I spent all that time writing a book when this was around the corner
Yall don’t even know how excited I am for this!
I dislike Trump as much as the next bleach blond black dude but this is low.
I dislike Trump as much as the next bleach blond black dude but this is low.
Last year I wrote a book called “Driving Myself Crazy: My Life as a Five-Star Driver in a Three-Star World” it is now available as an audiobook on audible! And it’s read by me! Does life get any better than this?! Give my book a read, or a listen. I really think you’ll enjoy it!
For all of those “I only listen to audiobooks” people, Driving Myself Crazy: My Life as a Five-Star Driver in a Three-Star World is now available on audible! a.co/d/8SBP5NU
When it rains it pours! Our hot water heater exploded and flooded our basement. Do you or someone you know know where to get one cheap and who wants to help pull up and get rid of this carpet?!
Katie Camlin @katie_cammm
12K Followers 2K Following Marketing Manager for @kcbierco | Accidental NFL Insider | Gamer | Beer enthusiast | Writer | Alto in the KC Symphony Chorus | she/her | Opinions=my own
Lindsey (she/her) �.. @LindseyLou1983
2K Followers 2K Following Absolute cunt #SoberAF for 4yrs & counting ✊🏻
avalon @aaaaaaavalon
3K Followers 780 Following i overshare to help people feel less alone | she/her | boy mom | feral good | broken but fun🧚🏻♀️🏳️🌈
garol thee snarol �.. @urchaoticgf
3K Followers 2K Following 30 • a bitch doin her best • artist. mom. auDHD. wh0re. WWE fan. spoonie 🥄 • kc. • tips always appreciated. ⬇️LINKS / PAYMENT
Effing Candle Co. | W.. @EffingCandleCo
3K Followers 1K Following The best wooden wick candles and wax melts. Wholesale candles. Corporate gifts. Soon: microwavable refills + room sprays. Shipping within the contiguous US.
Patrick Moore @patrickmoorekc
2K Followers 2K Following Movie/TV Critic @GreatDayKC on @fox4kc | @thefastpitch Writer | Podcast Producer | @kcfilmcritics
DL Hughley @RealDLHughley
776K Followers 2K Following DL Hughley Show | Comedian | Actor | Radio Host | Author | King of Comedy https://t.co/Api6KFJKZw
Hartzell @hartzell965
17K Followers 5K Following Host🎙️: @kcmorningshow Co-Owner @fountaincitypro Leader: @KCTenants. 2020 @berniesanders Delegate. “Its A Good Day To Be A Kansas Citian” #KC
Colder Than Titanic W.. @MsHeatherBeaver
2K Followers 606 Following So no, I don't want your number No, I don't want to give you mine and No, I don't want to meet you nowhere No, I don't want none of your time.
Cassie Blanca 🏳️.. @hashtag_cassie
2K Followers 4K Following She/Her Stand Up Comic Host of Sour Batch Kids Tiktok: hashtagcassie
ash @ashkcp
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Kyle Hopkins @KyleJoeHopkins
436 Followers 729 Following KC's Autistically Filthy Comedy Queer Demon | He/Him/Bird🦆 (bitter)SWEET BOY! on Youtube Check my linktree
Stacy @stacycayslays
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Purveyor of Darkie Ma.. @paulnyakatura
2K Followers 3K Following Half of FACEFACE w/@ryanleetoms | Comic | Announcer/Producer @KCUR | InstaSnaps @paulnyakatura | RTs ain't my job's views https://t.co/3nzlBSiln6 #emaw
Jabee @mynameisJabee
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Scotty on the Potty @IrrelevantScott
2K Followers 892 Following I was an usher in my only brother's wedding.
Jeremy Smith @JeremyInKC
3K Followers 481 Following Stand-Up Comedian. The rest of the time I’m sitting down. I get paid to tweet about potato chips and other local stuff.
Kase the Face @KaseyFamous
1K Followers 968 Following a very smart and cool babe with an enjoyable life full of love💪😎 they/them ⬇️watch my standup⬇️
Molls @mollymarie03
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Katie Camlin @katie_cammm
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Lindsey (she/her) �.. @LindseyLou1983
2K Followers 2K Following Absolute cunt #SoberAF for 4yrs & counting ✊🏻
Mayor Q @QuintonLucasKC
102K Followers 971 Following Personal account of Quinton Lucas, Mayor of Kansas City. “Aldi-Brand Obama.” For official updates go to @MayorLucasKC
avalon @aaaaaaavalon
3K Followers 780 Following i overshare to help people feel less alone | she/her | boy mom | feral good | broken but fun🧚🏻♀️🏳️🌈
garol thee snarol �.. @urchaoticgf
3K Followers 2K Following 30 • a bitch doin her best • artist. mom. auDHD. wh0re. WWE fan. spoonie 🥄 • kc. • tips always appreciated. ⬇️LINKS / PAYMENT
Effing Candle Co. | W.. @EffingCandleCo
3K Followers 1K Following The best wooden wick candles and wax melts. Wholesale candles. Corporate gifts. Soon: microwavable refills + room sprays. Shipping within the contiguous US.
Patrick Moore @patrickmoorekc
2K Followers 2K Following Movie/TV Critic @GreatDayKC on @fox4kc | @thefastpitch Writer | Podcast Producer | @kcfilmcritics
DL Hughley @RealDLHughley
776K Followers 2K Following DL Hughley Show | Comedian | Actor | Radio Host | Author | King of Comedy https://t.co/Api6KFJKZw
Hartzell @hartzell965
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Colder Than Titanic W.. @MsHeatherBeaver
2K Followers 606 Following So no, I don't want your number No, I don't want to give you mine and No, I don't want to meet you nowhere No, I don't want none of your time.
Kyle Hopkins @KyleJoeHopkins
436 Followers 729 Following KC's Autistically Filthy Comedy Queer Demon | He/Him/Bird🦆 (bitter)SWEET BOY! on Youtube Check my linktree
Stacy @stacycayslays
42K Followers 1K Following Standup Comedian🎤 Model 💅🏻 Producer of @spendthenightkc
Sam Morril @sammorril
214K Followers 930 Following Stand-up Comic. Knicks fan. See me in your city: https://t.co/NGdY2cYtXP
Purveyor of Darkie Ma.. @paulnyakatura
2K Followers 3K Following Half of FACEFACE w/@ryanleetoms | Comic | Announcer/Producer @KCUR | InstaSnaps @paulnyakatura | RTs ain't my job's views https://t.co/3nzlBSiln6 #emaw
Jabee @mynameisJabee
16K Followers 2K Following EMMY AWARD WINNER | | [email protected] | Black Future | EASTSIDE PIZZA HOUSE
Scotty on the Potty @IrrelevantScott
2K Followers 892 Following I was an usher in my only brother's wedding.
Jeremy Smith @JeremyInKC
3K Followers 481 Following Stand-Up Comedian. The rest of the time I’m sitting down. I get paid to tweet about potato chips and other local stuff.
Kase the Face @KaseyFamous
1K Followers 968 Following a very smart and cool babe with an enjoyable life full of love💪😎 they/them ⬇️watch my standup⬇️
Randle Resistance @DJQ_KC
6K Followers 2K Following 18 yr DJ // @FiveEnterprise// @ThePUREEmpire // @updownightlife // The Wake Up 7a on @power1051kc // co host @thewshowkc
NCAA Women's Final Fo.. @WFinalFour
8K Followers 52 Following The official NCAA DI #WFinalFour event feed. 📅 April 5-7 2024 📍Cleveland, OH
Fountain City Pro @fountaincitypro
439 Followers 137 Following A new Wrestling Promotion providing KC a fun, party-like atmosphere for wrestling fans of ALL backgrounds.
SaintedTrapChoir @bigsainted
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gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi
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1K Followers 503 Following kaiju barbie, scientist princess. the internet’s girlfriend.
Dustin @bob__bjones
147 Followers 742 Following
bri @dankpizza
19K Followers 1K Following 🐄 oh to be a duck made of rice sitting in a bowl of stew 🤫✨ OnlyFans link in bio or username is DankPizza🧚🏼♂️🔗 second twitter is @littlebabyduel
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129 Followers 77 Following supporting p throughout his amazing but short journey on this earth. all things p 1977-2016, dm for requests. #Prince4Ever
Mitch Jones @ComicMitchJones
2K Followers 3K Following Stand-Up Comedian, aspiring Voice Actor, Co-host of @broadcastgeeks, *fourth thing*
Emily Cornelius @emilyiscorny
393 Followers 328 Following WARNING: ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK I AM CRYING OR JOKING NO IN BETWEEN
Casey Rain @CaseyRain
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Ivo der Quadraro @IvanoCetta
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The Honeybee Collecti.. @honeybeecannaco
1K Followers 426 Following Employee-Owned, Community-Driven, Sustainable 🐝 Cannabis brand on a mission to create community wealth and a sustainable future
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TZE CHUN @thetzechun
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Karen Wachtel @kaydubco
441 Followers 624 Following VP of Operations (problem solver). @HighPlainsCF Executive Producer (chuckle wrangler). Softy. RBF Owner. Dichotomy.
PigeonsPlayingMusic |.. @pigeonsplaying
10K Followers 281 Following Pigeons Playing Ping Pong: High Energy Psychedelic Funk. Join The Flock!
The Motet @themotet
6K Followers 2K Following The Motet is Dave Watts (drums) Joey Porter (keys) Garrett Sayers (bass) Ryan Jalbert (guitar) Drew Sayers (keys/saxophone), Sarah Clarke (vocals)
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The Narrators @NarratorsShow
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Allison Rose @allierosejokes
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NEW - Throwflame unveils the "Thermonator" — the first-ever flame-throwing quadruped robot dog.
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Men don't know that ki$$ing our neck and ear is not r0mantic and $£xy. It only tickles us and it doesn't make us h0rny. They need to stop
My mental health fell apart a few years ago when an article I wrote burned a lot of bridges in my home scene. Lost friends. At one point I stopped doing comedy. Didn’t leave the house. Now Im on tour running my first record and happy. Nice to be back on my goofy bullshit.
this woman is singlehandedly brought back mtv’s room raiders but (mostly) removed the anonymity aspect. absolutely incredible work
This might be the worst one lol. She’s my hero because you could not pay me to go inside and investigate this
"Each featuring a different bonus track" I neither have the talent nor the ambition to produce and sell my own music. However, if I ever did, I would never treat my fans as badly as this. An utterly contemptible practice.
was thinking about some friends I haven’t seen or talked to in awhile. my son accidentally facetimed one of them by complete chance. turns out one of them is getting married and they’re both in town this weekend 🥹 the universe is so beautiful sometimes
Mad Max: Fury Road never gets old. Fucking masterpiece
As a woman who is into dudes, I'd like to clarify an important point. I'm into hot dudes. If you're a hot dude, I'm probably into you. Now, I've changed my ways and I don't step out but that doesn't mean that I'm not into hot dudes. So just to clarify. Yes, I am into hot dudes.
they did a really dang good job naming Walton Goggins cuz that is *exactly* what I would imagine a Walton Goggins to look and sound like
God knew not to make me famous because the way the celebrities pass around these girls I would get passed around like a ball in a pinball machine 😂😂😂
Bummer OJ died before they could get him on Kill Tony.
Cane’s is mid at best. Are yall ok? You recommend that all the time.
Fuck rogue for breaking gambit’s heart but she is still my favorite
I’ve changed my work schedule to be siesta like and it’s the greatest decision I’ve ever made. I work in the AM for 3 or 4 hours. Then take a 3 hour break. Then work in the PM for 4 or 5 hours. I’m done by 6 and already worked out or went grocery shopping in the afternoon.
Open relationships are healthy
Katt Williams has my nomination for best opening in stand up comedy history
18. Single. Alpha Male. Wildly Successful. Passionately pro-Trump. Do you find this attractive?
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