Eve Pretzel @APunishedCrab
California crab person whomst is a good (nonbinary) girl that never gets in any trouble. here for friendship and good posts. Fear,trepidation Joined September 2020-
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Eve Pretzel retweeted
Man I forgot about them giving millions of dollars from their wrongful arrest lawsuit directly to immigrant groups. I hope people don’t let go of this - there is a reason the gov went after backpage and it has nothing to do with trafficking. They wanted to get these guys.
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The most nonbinary outfit possible is sassy little cap, shorteralls, chuck Ts, and a mullet.
Eve Pretzel retweeted
her grandfather watching from hell
her grandfather watching from hell https://t.co/53LGEAlYHP
Eve Pretzel retweeted
This Bob Iger?
Eve Pretzel retweeted
Jonah Hill be like
Ah fuck he better not have gone to my school
My face will look stupid for up to six weeks according to my research. This is both reassuring and upsetting
It’s interesting that the ‘question’ is always “what is a woman?” and not “what is a man?” and I can’t help but feel like it’s because of a gender hierarchy situation in the mind of the asker
Hey guys how’s it going over here, good I assume?
Eve Pretzel retweeted
Oceans are now battlefields
Oceans are now battlefields
Eve Pretzel retweeted
not to be dramatic but these two look like the human versions of kermit the frog and miss piggy
I really think if we team up and really put our minds and our grossest jpgs to it, we can grind this site into a paste with our queer shitposting powers.
I’ll believe cis is a slur when someone yells it out of a pickup truck window at someone
It’s weird so many people are shamed by their cisness. Sorry you’re having such a hard time with your identity!
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Logging on, GM How are you doing?
i know im back in LA because today my friend bought a cookie for $7 that was fully gray
the more I think about it the more I realize that "I looked into you done more and I changed my mind. you're a man" is some of the funniest shit anyone has ever said to me in hostility
wait till this guy finds out I'm non binary
This will definitely make me forget about him strangling those women
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her grandfather watching from hell
Paul Dano and Zoe Kazan at the WGAE and SAG-AFTRA strike.
LA this summer!
Clark Kent has a Far Side mug
Y'all are hot and brilliant. Feel free to quote tweet with evidence that you are actually hotter / brillianter than I am presently giving you credit for.
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