Rufus the Kunekune @KuneKuneRufus
I'm your best friend. your pal. your homeboy. your rotten soldier. your sweet cheese. your good-time boy. Joined August 2022-
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when Rufus does one crime, he almost always does two. like he just got a couple bites of dog food, then ran into the kitchen (forbidden zone). he stopped and pondered flipping over the recycling, but didn't, because even though pigs are smart, he doesn't know the rule of threes.
I'll never be sure how Rufus's hearing is. He sleeps through me blasting music at max volume, but wakes up the second someone else starts talking, but can't hear me calling him, but always hears if you open a bag of snacks. DO YOUR EARS WORK OR NOT
Frost just figured out he can open the door to Rufus's room and let him out whenever he wants. it's so fuckin over for me dude
Space Heater Enjoyer and Space Heater Enjoyer Enjoyer
in case you're wondering how his diet is going, Rufus just dumped out the trash to get at an empty burger king bag that once held an impossible whopper
local pig who lives at a wildlife rescue falls in love with otter
the kid's a natural
the kid's a natural
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Okay, I'm sorry lol I just really like this photo so this is the flavour of the week as far as pfps go 🥰
i'm trying to think of what specifically could be wrong with a person that they would spend their time searching "pit bull" and responding to tweets with memes about dead children like the guy i just blocked but i'm truly coming up empty
@KuneKuneRufus A pig with an emotional support cat.
@KuneKuneRufus Dudes rock regardless of species
@KuneKuneRufus Yeah you're their mom, and they want to be brothers and chill together.
@KuneKuneRufus Sometimes you have a bad dream and it's embarrassing to talk to mum about it
@KuneKuneRufus Just as the frog's eyes edit and discard information based upon the size and movement of objects before it is sent to the brain, so too do the pig's ears determine what is unimportant.
at least two people yesterday told me they have just now realized i am a real person and the actual person in my profile picture and not a stan account run by a homosexual man for an actress they didn't recognize and i cannot honestly think of a better compliment
@KuneKuneRufus Nothing I love more than hanging out with my best friend and orientating myself so I'm staring directly at his enormous ginger belly
@KuneKuneRufus Omg wait, amazing scene here 🙌—top loafing 🍞 I’ve seen. Also, way to channel my cat wake-up 🧠 with my 🛌 lil leopard rescue bengal 🐆 pillow
@holo_mackerel @KuneKuneRufus First time in history Frost has ever been called that. I'm honestly not sure how I think he'd take it.
@KuneKuneRufus I wonder if Rufus has any concept of his size or if he thinks he's a lap-pig