ACABylon Bee @ACABylonBee
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whatever happened to russell crowe
This is why doctors will sometimes prescribe tattoos instead of vaccines
babylon bee once again outflanking the mainstream media from the left
babylon bee once again outflanking the mainstream media from the left https://t.co/22NvAwBOko
The freaks attacking that woman for being body slammed from a place of White Privilege are of course right that there’s nothing you can say to stop a cop from attacking you: “I’m a professor,” “I’m 12,” “I'm your wife,” “this is my house an you broke in,” “woof woof woof,” etc.
who's missing from your family governor
who's missing from your family governor https://t.co/5oczf2071W
iran's about to figure out why we don't have healthcare (im doing a presentation on the american medical insurance industry for some iranian comrades, wish me luck!)
C) Killdozer
C) Killdozer https://t.co/6AvvHXSJ6L
I haven’t seen a Frenchman travel like this since Jules Verne.
I haven’t seen a Frenchman travel like this since Jules Verne.
Can't wait to read it
you can't copyright your ads-b data lmao
but cis is a slur, right ?
@KristiNoem @Riley_Gaines_ Do you keep this on your fridge so you don’t get confused? 👇🏻
A lot of people who've never been within an hour or a farm weighing in on Kristi Noem. Real Americans know there's only one thing you can do once they've got the taste for blood. It's never easy but her husband must do the right thing
I didn't pay for this bluecheck you gotta believe me
If you had been hiding your checkmark only to get outed by Elon today you can always impersonate a brand or celebrity
ChudsOfTikTok 𓅜 �.. @ChudsOfTikTok
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse
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Sam 👁️ @SamtheNightOwl
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefact
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TERFs aren't women @Saeko_Cut
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Big Time Gamer Guy @gamez_enjoyer
17 Followers 328 Following Back again. Web dev. Wife guy. Video games enjoyer. Baseball watcher. Future television yeller atter. Frequent account nuker. A real joker.
Shannon @LetsGoLesbean
93 Followers 423 Following Despite popular belief, I am not a 12 year old boy and am in fact 26 (she/her)
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ChudsOfTikTok 𓅜 �.. @ChudsOfTikTok
130K Followers 574 Following ۗۗۗۗۗۗ"An account often critical of conservatives" - Newsweek "A radical thug that lives like vermin" - DJT Covering || Conspiracy, Politics, Extremism, & More
Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4
27K Followers 1K Following Important Social Media Influencer and very serious Thought Leader. Would never joke on the internet. She/her
Rufus the Kunekune @KuneKuneRufus
15K Followers 635 Following I'm your best friend. your pal. your homeboy. your rotten soldier. your sweet cheese. your good-time boy.
Emoji Caresser @LizRummy
15K Followers 503 Following Dave. Giving this site another 10 year trial run.
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse
25K Followers 2K Following backup for @thewapplehouse•𝓐lways 𝓒arry 𝓐 𝓑ible•America’s stepdad•listen to @jortscenterpod•head of Trust and Safety at @twitter
Sam 👁️ @SamtheNightOwl
10K Followers 2K Following hi, i'm sam | commie sympathizer | big fan of philosophy | an absurdist at heart | cautious optimist | my private alt for mufos is @SamtheTranquil
✨Lalla, Psychopomp .. @dieSegenChukfi
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefact
47K Followers 407 Following scurrilous boy. not actually kim possible.
Gayest Tone @gayest_tone
17K Followers 4K Following
TERFs aren't women @Saeko_Cut
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301K Followers 3K Following Married to @tayloralexypyle / #1 NYT Bestseller: Strange Planet / NYT Bestseller: NYC Basic Tips and Etiquette / formerly @BuzzFeed / I follow Jesus
punished evan loves w.. @eeesssjjj
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Yes, Jill Stein, please debate the terminally online lady who just learned what a pogrom was 6 months ago
@ACABylonBee They stopped oiling him up and spraying him with bronzer.
I am on three hours of sleep in Madrid. but Bart Simpson is here
Counter-point: Tattoos are cool
Fun fact: The body can't break down ink and exhausts all its abilities to try because it's toxic. Your immune cells ultimately end up having to physically hold the ink molecules in place, and you permanently have to expend immune resources to replace those cells when they die.
heater says free palestine
*taps the sign*
One of the UT Austin girls arrested today... Seriously, what does a white woman from presumably some rich ass suburb in Texas or outside have ANYTHING to do with Israel or Palestine You paid thousands of dollars in tuition fees and end up with an arrest record Unbelievable
The freaks attacking that woman for being body slammed from a place of White Privilege are of course right that there’s nothing you can say to stop a cop from attacking you: “I’m a professor,” “I’m 12,” “I'm your wife,” “this is my house an you broke in,” “woof woof woof,” etc.
Who among us has not volunteered for a racial segregationist's political campaign for work experience?
Enjoying Pizza Hut in the Baghdad Green Zone in 2004
C) Killdozer
Would you rather own … A) Tesla cybertruck B) this car I walk my dog past in Brooklyn every day
I haven’t seen a Frenchman travel like this since Jules Verne.
Rudy Gobert steal + coast-to-coast transition layup
I would genuinely drive B
Would you rather own … A) Tesla cybertruck B) this car I walk my dog past in Brooklyn every day
These people need to be on a list.
Can't wait to read it
Atlanta Police Department hiring event in Brooklyn was disrupted today by abolitionists who released 300 crickets into the Marriott hosting. The fire alarm was also pulled. Per release: “We are everywhere. We are the horde of locusts that will destroy you.”
she has a truly beautiful mind. i hope her brain can be studied by the world’s top scientists
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