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Stop asking me when the strike will end and start asking me why I’m so cute
how is it that we’ve created AI that can eliminate the usefulness of humans, but Hollywood still can’t make a realistic looking fat suit
please tell me the best book you've read lately. genre doesn't matter.
Dude!! Thanks, @vehlinggo !! 🍑🍑🍑
Mushrooms were just over here being the most innocuous pizza topping until #TheLastOfUsHBO was like “what if they ended the world though”
there should be cigarette coaches for actors because it’s so obvious when an actor smokes in a film and they’ve never had a cigarette before
how much would I have to pay to never hear leggings described as "buttery soft" to me ever again
Ke Huy Quan accepting his award for Best Supporting Actor at the #GoldenGlobes
Legit do not know what led me to watch the new #MatildaTheMusical on Netflix because it’s not my type of thing at all - but it’s really good and Emma Thompson is a genius. that’s all
I MISS MACHO MAN
tonight, my niece guilelessly handed me her phone and asked me to read some chapters of her fiction (on her phone app). I want to sob. I never would have been confident enough to do that at her age. I love her so much
A whole section of Twitter needs to see this
if I’m ever not texting you back during this holiday, it’s because I’m fetching my mother some ice cubes for her red wine
if you’re not listening to @megathepodcast then you’re just wasting the time of your own ears
if you’re not listening to @megathepodcast then you’re just wasting the time of your own ears
Just bought a new mountain lion and let him go in Griffith Park heads up
oh I’m getting paid but the owner of the car might not be happy with me
oh I’m getting paid but the owner of the car might not be happy with me
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BrianJamesO'Connell @b3OC
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I think lotta listeners would be shocked how few bands they love DON'T also have day jobs. It's little talked about, I think, because there's an old lingering stigma that having a 9to5 as well means you've failed as an artist. It's horseshit and...
touring bands who still have day jobs when they come home sound off in the comments i’m needing support and camaraderie
if he does, strong chance he also calls women “females”
Majority of women find it a “turn off” if partner listens to Joe Rogan’s podcast, a study found
Just got wind of that ridiculously laughable op-ed about Marty Short. After 50 years in the world of comedy there is one thing I know for certain - no one is faster, smarter, or funnier than Marty Short. He is the definition of funny!
Joy Ride is STILL in theaters. They didn't market it, but we can! Get your girlies and go back to the movies now that you remember it's fun!!
If there is a path that allows me to continue at New Rockstars that aligns with my self-worth and actually real life worth, I’d like to continue building what we started. That said, I will continue to work with @WhitneyPuppy @MasterTainment and @itsannavanston so stay tuned.
Give it up for talent agent @nicklopiccolo, everybody. We found each other because my tweet about him made the rounds. A good egg!
Stop taking your horny asses to Netflix and go to a studio that needs more picketers
DO NOT send an actor a message like this. It’s putrid. I absolutely love how I look in this commercial.
So much of Tik Tok is just watching other people use products. Truly bleak.
Hey, remember 1998? Bean McKeever certainly does and he’s got a very special offer just for you. Call now! 🎥Andrew Peyton✂️Shearn and Peyton🔊Gloria Marie✨Isaac Taylor. Thanks to The Elysian for letting us shoot. Enjoy! Full vid: instagram.com/reel/CqlPAr-J9…
I am not paying for a blue check. That money could (and will) be going towards my extra hot lattes. 😒
This dog was spotted politely waiting by a pizza truck. He doesn’t have to say what he wants. They already know his order. It is pizza. 13/10
every time someone in my facebook timeline posts a photo with their husband and the caption "date night with this guy," I like to comment, "learn his name, this is extremely rude."
Scratch a lovelorn Byronic brooding hero who somehow keeps getting dumped by allegedly insensitive women who never understood him, and you will find a man so scared of intimacy/emotion that he has steadily made every woman he dated so miserable that she broke up with him first.
Based on a couple of conversations since posting this, things to think about: 1) the advice to "never chase a man" sounds sexist --why not! we're modern! --but in fact, it is pretty feminist. Bc a man you will have to chase is setting you up to overfunction forever with him.
Also to add: If a woman ever feels like she has to "chase" a man, without quite knowing why -- asking why he doesn't text etc -- this is what's happening: He is weaponizing her uncertainty and she does corner him into a relationship, she will always be overfunctioning with him.
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Aaron Jennings, Carl Tart, @nicolebyer, and @GrasieMercedes talk #GrandCrew season 2.
Asian Twitter is going NUTS right now (self included) and I am just so happy for all of us
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