Will Witwer @wwitwer
perfect angel who has never done anything wrong. post production supervisor for the Try Guys, writer, chill as hell Los Angeles, CA Joined March 2011-
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You need to be dilettantemaxxing. You need to be dabbling in various fields and pursuits. Half-heartedly exploring beekeeping. Reading the first two chapters of a physics textbook. Knitting 2/3 of a glove. You need to be abandoning projects
i’ve heard more scaremongering and condemnation of college students from politicians than i’ve seen of the over 40k murdered palestinians in the last 6 months. so funny that we have to pretend that we’re living under the tyranny of 18-23 year olds
This is what I call my dick balls and ass
excited for hot monkey spring
This article is one holy shit moment after another but one major takeaway is how shitty people have 100% weaponized therapy language to make themselves seem emotionally unassailable
This article is one holy shit moment after another but one major takeaway is how shitty people have 100% weaponized therapy language to make themselves seem emotionally unassailable
Why must a movie be “good” ? Is it not enough to sit somewhere dark and see a beautiful face, huge?
hey 👋 just a reminder that [incredibly idiosyncratic truth claim you’ve never heard in your life generalized to millions of unknowable individuals]
The problem with nepotism isn’t that famous people’s kids are unskilled—they’re usually very good at their jobs—but rather that no genuine infrastructure exists to support artists whose parents aren’t famous
The problem with nepotism isn’t that famous people’s kids are unskilled—they’re usually very good at their jobs—but rather that no genuine infrastructure exists to support artists whose parents aren’t famous
check in on the men in your life make sure they’re watching Shogun
Waterkate >>> kategate. And also I wish we had other fun words for scandals beyond blank-gate, it’s tired at this point.
Waterkate >>> kategate. And also I wish we had other fun words for scandals beyond blank-gate, it’s tired at this point.
(not getting it) i think i finally get it
Me getting stoned and making coffee with @wwitwer
There aren’t any words left to express the level of cruelty we’ve witnessed this past five months.
why would it be march? what does that solve
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I mean apart from that it’s going great.
They are cash flow negative, have lost over $20B in value, the mentions are flooded with porn bots and scammers, hate speech is running rampant and blue checks now just indicate there’s a high probability that the user thinks Dems drink baby blood.
If this is your response to someone who is out at a protest getting thrown to the ground by police, I’m certain you are not interested whatsoever in actual solidarity or building power of any kind 👍
The tone of this video is so funny. She talks about undergrads making signs and enjoying community as if she were filming a massacre by the Western Forces.
Columbia University’s most committed activists—armed with nail polish, gluten-free bread, and friendship bracelets—stand up against “the violent Zionist settler entity” ✊ @Olivia_Reingold shares her experience from the “Gaza Solidarity Encampment.” thefp.pub/4aUmScv
gamers spend a lot of time worrying about boobs and womens bodies in video games. they do realize women are real right. like they could date a woman if they weren’t gamer gate freaks, probably
This kind of discourse, in this case and more generally, is the enemy of solidarity.
"state troopers in a watching position" is what most people call "sniper spotters" and they're called "sniper spotters" because they are "spotting," or "watching" in conjunction with a sniper. like this one who was photographed at Ohio State 10 hours ago
“It’s an interesting question. They speak what is essentially gibberish, & yet, they make us laugh. To me these are films about the limits of language & the enduring power of silliness. I hope they continue to aggressively expand the DMCU. But yes, Bob is my favorite.”
Deion Sanders’ iconic Nike DT Max 96 is re-releasing on June 14 in its original black / white / gold colorway.
I’m not a massive charlatan I’m simply cynical beyond measure
😭😭😭 you can’t change history bruh
unbelievable discovery on my walk
Went to Columbia today and I couldn't be more confused by the crazy shit I am seeing from freaks like this 👇If you feel physically unsafe around the encampment then you are either lying or insane
I'd say the fact that Columbia had to shut its campus because it couldn't control pro-Hamas demonstrators and it knew Jewish students, especially visibly Jewish students, felt physically unsafe, suggests that it's in violation of Title VI. I don't expect the Biden Education…
@SwannMarcus89 It seems he’s just laughing that kaitlin Bennett is one of the top hits, which to be fair is pretty funny
kareem abdul jabbar and olivia rodrigo sitting far away from each other at the lakers game, possible beef?
DLo is Minnesotas revenge for LA stealing the Lakers.
[TJ Mack voice] I loooobe Denber Nugget basketball. When I am watching basketball and I am watching Denber and I am so happy.
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