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Sources telling me that Mayor Adams has dispatched the Brave Wife to neutralize this threatening wife
First and foremost, I’m an educator. It’s always been my dream to instruct 10,000 cops to arrest a bunch of teenagers who don’t respect Israel enough. That’s exactly why I got into this business.
Everyone rightly hates the what a pro wants commercial but I believe that the phone commercial with the jumping man in tremendous jorts is just as bad
Road House remake full of CGI fight scenes…. we’ve lost every recipe in the book
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ICYMI i wrote about how RIPLEY's black and white -- the reason i avoided it for so long -- turns out to be its superpower. 🖤🤍
ICYMI i wrote about how RIPLEY's black and white -- the reason i avoided it for so long -- turns out to be its superpower. 🖤🤍
[TJ Mack voice] I loooobe Denber Nugget basketball. When I am watching basketball and I am watching Denber and I am so happy.
🚨🚨🚨last minute draft day stunner🚨🚨🚨 cat’s out of the bag! my debut novel is coming out next year! it’s called ONE OF THE BOYS!!! much thanks to Team OOTB (the incredible @thejordache @capaciousmood and @LevineQuerido) for believing in me and this story. let’s ride
My unkillable little worms
The judgement of Magneto: defector.com/the-judgment-o…
You just can't kill these pieces of shit. They are my special guys.
This is like taking a photo of the guy who abuses his dog outside of Mets games and speculating about where he's going to hit in the lineup that night.
This is like taking a photo of the guy who abuses his dog outside of Mets games and speculating about where he's going to hit in the lineup that night.
Jamal Murray has never missed a jump shot in his entire life: defector.com/jamal-murray-h…
The world's fastest crossword solvers can't tell you how to do this: defector.com/the-worlds-fas…
Would really suck to rack up hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt in order to attend lectures by the Boss Baby.
Would really suck to rack up hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt in order to attend lectures by the Boss Baby.
David Roth @david_j_roth
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199K Followers 2K Following Kickin' it in Hattiesburg Two things a week at: @channel6_feed everything else: https://t.co/FO7JZ8lKGiAshley Feinberg (ashl.. @ashleyfeinberg
209K Followers 1K Following taking a break from stuff, [email protected]Patrick Monahan @pattymo
150K Followers 1K Following cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy | cohost, @whatatimepod | IG: pattymo | contact: pattymo at pattymo dot comBrandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen
150K Followers 2K Following See that she chews her food well, and sets her foot down firmly on the ground when she walks, and you're all right.Tom Scocca @tomscocca
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95K Followers 2K Following co-owner @defectormedia, author of GOD SPARE THE GIRLS. host of NORMAL GOSSIP.Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan
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U THINK U CAN DO THIS TO ME!!?? u muthafuckas will be grading papers at appalachian state when i get finish with u! kyrie program nigga!
We’re celebrating 15 years of going on dates. We got a hotel room, first night without the baby, first cocktails since the baby came. I had two and she cut me off at 7:50 pm after seeing me walk from the restroom back to the table. I’m Hakeem on the Raptors now but it’s all good
Robert Mays: Next up, the Bears, trading a 4th for Keenan Allen, i mean, i like this move for both sides- TAFS guest Norman Finkelstein: Robert. Robert. I must ask you again to stop- playing the buffoon. Matt Eberflus… is a fraud. A FRAUD.
"marty... did you know your DNA stays in your mom's bloodstream her whole life? ...a bad dad, yeah, he'll beat you up and he'll drink too much, or he'll disappear, or do bad shit... a hostile mother? that's primitive terror. that's supernatural fear. that's... perpetual night"
📱Former Everton player, Richarlison’s latest Instagram post💙
BREAKING: Millionaire pre-agreements with Dominican baseball prospects fall through due to false documentation. Players changed their age by up to six years. The MLB investigation department discovered that there was identity alteration and those pre-agreements of hundreds of…
Today is the 1st day with multiple 60-point games since April 9, 1978: David Thompson had 73 points George Gervin had 63 points There have never been multiple 65-point games on a single day in NBA history
In light of recent events, I’ve been thinking a lot about my five years at Pitchfork with the best team in the game
Okay but the way I quit smoking is that every day I went to Subway and got a veggie six inch sub and then I went to See’s Candy’s and got a little bag of chocolate and then I went home and ate them and went to sleep
everyone has had a ‘Subway phase’ where you ate Subway sandwiches for like a month straight. that was undiagnosed depression
massive thank you to the good folks at defector for giving me this opportunity!! truly a dream to have my words published at The Last Good Website. working with @ToLey88 on this rocked! read my words about josh, the state of NFL defense, labatt blue, and waiting for godot ❤️
“I want Aragorn at the sword, Legolas at the bow, Gimli at the axe, Frodo at the ring, and anyone but Boromir watching his back.” “You want Frodo at the ring?” “That’s right.” “And his meekness?” “His meekness does not matter!”
@ToLey88 ERNIE: So what do we think about the 9 chosen for the Fellowship? CHUCK: Aragorn is not a max player. Name me one thing the heir of seal door has won SHAQ *IN TEARS*: The heir of what Chuck
Despite his time in Iraq (or because of), Pat Ryan is unable to understand you can't solve a political problem with a military solution. The only serious solution to peace is an end to the Israeli occupation.