Typing Loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly
Outlook cloudy 👻writing a ghost story about GPUs👻 🔥BC/DR Expert🔥 (but mostly for ones I cause) 127.0.0.1 Joined March 2009-
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Anyone ever heard anything about this "OnlyFans" site that advertises a lot here?
can't believe the first subsystem of human minds they were able to instantiate in silicon was our ability to spout bullshit
keep losing followers bot bans, or am i an asshole? (neither hypothesis excludes the other)
Who is sending us this manuscript??
writing a book filled with bad tech twitter humor makes it really hard to stop scrolling twitter long enough to finish the fucking book
Three kinds of writers: Write with no music. Write with quiet music. Write with loud music.
Turns out billionaires' plan all along was to create a world where no one could afford to have kids then scold people for not having kids.
Teatime: If your constitution can't guarantee women have the right to proper medical care during complicated pregnancies BUT it isn't quite clear whether the president has legal immunity from ordering the assassination of his political opponents, you need a new constitution.
Twitter is filled with extremely cynical people wrongly assuming everyone else is a cynic like them.
Twitter is filled with extremely cynical people wrongly assuming everyone else is a cynic like them.
Generative AI is just autocomplete on autopilot. Timesaver? Sure. But when is the last time you solved a real problem with autocomplete?
PSA: If a "charity" is using an AI image in their advertising, it's a scam.
you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
ANNOUNCEMENT: I am happy to say that @SwiftOnSecurity has been acquired by @IBM. I will stay on in an advisory role for the next 3 months. SoS is expanding into more professional content workloads. The One To Trust.®
Put presidential immunity on the blockchain. by Andrew Yang
🎶 Apple Bottom jeans and the coat with the furrrr Robot raises arm, all the servos go “WHIRR”🎵
For people who still aren't quite sure what is happening: Elite private colleges are hedge funds that occasionally educate young adults, often by accident. That is why they are being protested, for the atrocities the hedge fund arms are financing.
for the people who think feminism is destroying society: if your society required literally half the people to be treated like chattel, then your society sucked and deserved to be destroyed
you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
seeking a friend for the end of the world (not the movie, just the concept)
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Rafah is being decimated, there is nowhere else left to go. Israel is now bombing more than 1.7 million civilians trapped in Rafah, Gaza's last place of refuge. A massacre is happening in Rafah right now and the world is silent.
Netanyahu’s America
NYPD Riot Cops are officially storming Columbia University! I was just chased off the sidewalk! Thank you so much for keeping us all safe from non-existent Anti-Semitism! Hopefully now Israel can continue to pulverize Gaza in peace! @JoeBiden @SpeakerJohnson
@typingloudly Nope, not once. Never. (Hands in bio)
Instead of all this, Columbia could simply not invest in Lockheed Martin and other companies profiting off occupation and genocide.
NYPD Riot Cops are officially storming Columbia University! I was just chased off the sidewalk! Thank you so much for keeping us all safe from non-existent Anti-Semitism! Hopefully now Israel can continue to pulverize Gaza in peace! @JoeBiden @SpeakerJohnson
America turning into a police state. For now, the people are applauding. After all, it’s about protesters they don’t like. Soon, they too will not be able to protest other issues, including the up coming election, but they don’t know it yet. WATCH
Hope is portrayed as the fool’s currency. But it is the only denomination of a future. It is the only way you get from here to there. It is what you spend to make it. It is a coin you must mint in your mind. It is all you have, when you have nothing else. And it is everything.
I personally created the first meme for the internet in the summer of 1997. To save CPU cycles, I skipped the traditional image editors and crafted each meme manually, pixel by pixel. Without access to a standard meme repository, I built my own rudimentary system, assembling…
@MuskBreaking I personally wrote the first national maps, directions, yellow pages & white pages on the Internet in the summer of 1995 in C with a little C++. Didn’t use a “web server” to save CPU cycles (just read port 8080 directly). Couldn’t afford a Cisco T1 router, so wrote an emulator…
1 stack of determination is enough for me thanks
Can we talk about how the MH3 symbol looks like the Eldritch Moon symbol?
This crackdown is shameful, shocking, unjust, and depraved. Anyone who breathes so much as a fucking syllable justifying it deserves nothing but contempt for the rest of their miserable life
BREAKING: NYPD BEGINS SWEEP OF OCCUPIED HAMILTON HALL, ARRESTS PROTESTERS columbiaspectator.com/news/2024/04/3…
@typingloudly yeah. you absolutely should be able to. and get rewarded fr it
I want to repeat. The gatherings outside Columbia I’ve been at all afternoon have been peaceful. There is no reason to send in this much force
Here is wittle krabbie btw, he’s safe and next to the waves now
Truly lost faith in humanity tonight. So disappointing people like this exist.
just saw evil human beings stomping on crabs, covering them in sand & then giving them a “funeral” as a joke. I had a feeling they were full of shit so I dug up the sand pile & got the crab out. Thank god he was still alive but he was so weak and tired. I’m so infuriated & sad.
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