Trinity_one @trinitytee29
I’m the gift with purchase you didn’t want The Moon Joined November 2009-
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It’s going to be hilarious when we find out ozempic contains a brain eating parasite
David Fincher: Production and Completion of Mindhunter (Netflix) Season 3. - Sign the Petition! chng.it/sNhjhXpJ via @CdnChange
I appreciate the confidence in people who walk behind me car as I’m backing up
Adults need a scheduled nap time way more than kids do
Realtor: so why are you selling? Me: I witnessed a spider crawling into my oven mitt
Remember the saying “talk shit get hit” we should bring that back
Onion rings are just vegetable donuts.
@SUBWAYCanada your making it hard for me to love you… #notasixinch 🤣🥺
We should all make a file on our computers with great photos of ourselves. You know in case they need one for your memorial? I want approval on that
@SUBWAYCanada my subway has had a broken ice machine for 2+ months and now a broken fridge-no cold drinks 😒🥤
@SUBWAY in my town has had a broken ice machine for 2+ months and now a broken fridge.. no cold drinks 😟🥤
@RollingStone I’d like a job please. Considering you let anyone write for you 🤪
D.A.R.E. really had me thinking someone would have asked me to join a gang by now
Can they not make a Dune2 and use the money for solving world hunger or something?
Death Uber for Cutie
It’s crazy how the cost of food is so high when that was the only power making $ during lockdowns 🧐
Ive named my puppies Timex and Rolex. Theyre watch dogs.
Remember when they were grooming Shia Labeouf to be the next Indiana jones
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
101K Followers 18K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. I retweet regular people, my tweets are under Highlights and here: https://t.co/i666KlIDUh
Cat From Nowhere @kv8
17K Followers 9K Following omnipresent in absentia perchance frittering my time away on... here. .•| sui juris |•.
Darla @ddsmidt
38K Followers 11K Following I don't take any of this nonsense too seriously. Here's a link to my tweets: https://t.co/zgwNkh2e5h
Trey @treydayway
47K Followers 5K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
Mac Dickson @MacDicksonShow
7K Followers 4K Following Longtime former New England radio personality. Let’s see what my next chapter has in store. Tweets @ link:⬇️
The Evolving Arm @leftarmisme
34K Followers 7K Following So it goes. Tweets👉 https://t.co/CJQMENmWqd @LuvPugFDN 👉https://t.co/WvSLwFgf9x
gas station dream gir... @cheygoulet
34K Followers 4K Following kind of like a goomba, but with slower reflexes
Nicken Drumsticks @beefman138
13K Followers 3K Following I retweet funny people. Fat legged idiot. Tweets are jokes. https://t.co/8w8qUjJAND
Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve
24K Followers 9K Following You'll never find more people smoking than outside of a hospital 🇨🇦 https://t.co/NcqURETrPU
Henry 3000 @Henry_3000
29K Followers 12K Following
Leah @leah_brunner65
265 Followers 3K Following
Whatever_Amy @Whatevah_Amy
232K Followers 110K Following Day drinker, lazy YouTuber, law school dropout, sarcastic executive & shitty golfer. Go Navy! Beat Army!
ZombieParrot @zombieparrot
2K Followers 2K Following Im just really bored. IG, same https://t.co/e8rCsWivMK
#MarkCarneyIsNOTMYPM ... @MBckupacct
2K Followers 4K Following Embarrassed and hopefully soon to be ex resident of ON. #NeverLiberal Backup account for Momof3
Mohammad Ali @Mohamma68717166
134 Followers 700 Following Car Enthusiasts I review cars and bikes on YouTube SUBSCRIBE to my YouTube channel 🙂 Link : https://t.co/5ygIFkWCT0
UnionCarp(enter)73 @UCarp721
3K Followers 3K Following 🇺🇲🇳🇱work,fam,Opa to three,tattooed punk rocker,building old Hot rods,usually in a hard hat and boots.Acct locked so dont follow me weirdo! 5/29/12 ODAAT
JusTurBesT 🕊 @jusnoyar
7K Followers 3K Following flawed & fabulous cos perfect doesn't exist and normal is boring ♤ sleeping in https://t.co/4NYWdcG68l
Quixotic Fool @Quixotic_Moron
4K Followers 4K Following Egalitarian. I block MAGAts since they don't listen anyway. There are none so blind as those who refuse to see. No DM's. #StandWithUkraine #VoteForDemocracy
Kira Kay @kissmefreedom
3K Followers 3K Following empty vessel once filled with joy and optimism https://t.co/PIepkujJyP
Sociable Hermit 📚�... @JamesKnight777
11K Followers 11K Following Goal: Become a little better each day.
Siphesihle Buthelezi ... @Siphesihle_A
153 Followers 245 Following Cancer ♋ • UKZN 📚 • Good Vibes Only • A Sweet Soul 😊
MTY FREE MUSIC @MTYFreeMusic
69 Followers 346 Following NEW Music for content creators, providing FREE MUSIC no copyright music, and use it for free in your VLOGS /musica GRATIS para creadores de contenido y más
Jagrit.eth @bigger
184K Followers 42K Following A serial entrepreneur with over a decade of experience in Digital Marketing. Forbes calls me the Kingmaker. #NFTs and Good Vibes. NOT financial advise & DYOR.
Emma Beasley🐝 @JustBeingEmma
13K Followers 8K Following My eggs are expired, I ran out of bread, my husband got fired. I wish I was dead. https://t.co/IVfhz3nNnT https://t.co/eY8BG3lLqc
Christopher Pawelski @ChrisPawelski
62K Followers 56K Following A 4th generation family farmer married to the wonderful Eve & father of two awesome boys, Caleb & Jonah. Follow for a fun time! All warped views my own.
Doc @DocAtCDI
63K Followers 57K Following Tweeting smiles, & Snark #SmokeFleet socials I'm on are all @DocAtCDI As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
Terry Eccles. @ecclesterry1
69K Followers 69K Following Ex pro soccer player. Love music, and playing guitar. I post quotes to hopefully help and sometimes amuse whoever wants to read them . No saint though.
Diana @theseafly
685 Followers 2K Following love yourself ~ ruthlessly. It scares off those who can’t do the same.
Aaron R. Garcia @getgarcia
1K Followers 2K Following Published author. Paid screenwriter. I like to go to the mall and throw Skittles at people. They hate that. Website: https://t.co/jRTld1Iswj and https://t.co/waFDUGSi2N
Shampa-poo @ShampaPoo
1K Followers 1K Following greatest caucasian prophet ever born in ancient Mongolia
Rebecca T. Kaplan @RebeccaTKaplan
11K Followers 4K Following Awkward girl comedy. IG: @rebeccatkaplan. Live show at Young Ethel's in Brooklyn every third Sunday at 8 pm. Subscribe to my YouTube channel ⬇️
'Ice Cube Tony' @0DegreesCelsius
85K Followers 79K Following Now an Author ¯\_(ツ)_/¯Fitness4Life*ENTJ*MindBodySoul*Fishing all my life*Muscle*I swim like a Fish*Life's too short not to smile*City*UK*Avi is me*🏳️🌈Ally
Grumpy Panda 🐼 ◼... @Pandarwiz
17K Followers 14K Following This panda really hates being old... 🐼🧙♂️🦡
ʜᴇɴɴɪɴɢ @ItsMeHenning
19K Followers 13K Following Musician, Producer, Songwriter. My band is @gentle_hen. I'm also a member of @thefawns, Mark Mulcahy band, Polaris (Penny). I mostly tweet music stuff. Hello.
Social Outcast @SocialOutcast82
10K Followers 5K Following It's ok if you don't like me, I don't like me either. I don't have a spicy page.
Humble Road Warrior @HumbleRoadSide
3K Followers 3K Following likes to see new places, people, food, drinks, cultures, experiences, & be a good ambassador of the human race https://t.co/eXr5ftSQTp
SithWhore @WickedRapunzel
3K Followers 3K Following borderline cunt with the dance moves of a drunken circus bear. Ridiculous, unstable human being. unnecessarily polite and adequately violent. $WickedRapunzel
Slamber @amb_ughh
947 Followers 3K Following I’m just an emo kid that grew up into an emo adult. ~ She/Her ~ Love is Love 🏳️🌈 ~ Black Lives Matter
Cor Blimey Records @corblimeyrecs
5K Followers 5K Following Brand new Underground, Garage, Garage House & Deep House Label
KoffeeLand @koffee_land
6K Followers 7K Following #Coffee is the perfect means to make your day, and Koffeland is its country
Yolanda Lares V. @y_laresv
574K Followers 622K Following 🇲🇽 #FollowBack 💯 DREAMER, Sensible, Have a degree in computer science, a Book published: UNICORN. Love WORD, POETRY, SOCCER, ROCK. Love meeting new FRIENDS!
Susan Bennett @SiriouslySusan
1.6M Followers 1.3M Following Support me here: d4VnSVqaUBf3dTxUqdeD4L2ix3rvsEcis4kNv3npump
Chris Michael @FunnyBaldChris
66K Followers 29K Following A Bald Man/Comedian/Crazy/Musician/Award Winning Smile and Nominated Best In Charm/Writer/Delusions Of Grandeur/Singer/Self-Motivational Speaker/Actor/SmartAss.
Chris Michael @Throughfireart
14K Followers 7K Following Advocacy page for Comedian Chris Michael (@funnybaldchris) I live with RSD/CRPS a chronic pain disease. These are my therapeutic sonnets and other dumb thoughts
Andrew walker @WalkerrAndrew
2K Followers 3K Following Words mean nothing unless you can back them up with actions. facts about it all is definitely true ( what goes around comes around )
thisGringo @smbeckley
10K Followers 10K Following the good. the bad. the ugly. could be bad for your health. 🇺🇸
Bizarre Lazar @BizarreLazar
47K Followers 12K Following Internet Guy | Rubber of elbows | Eater of sandwiches | Starter of slow claps
Mark @MarkTConard
5K Followers 4K Following Philosopher, writer, and lover of Oxford commas. https://t.co/HLeQZwhYsK
Shell with an Mmmmmmm @Shellski5
7K Followers 3K Following Wanna see my shundos? PhD Pikachu obtained. Washed up warlock main. Defender of Embiid. I miss my personality, sometimes. GPT says I'm smart.
milh0use @_milh0use
7K Followers 7K Following interests: @washwizards, @SeaofThieves, Geocaching, Lego, Gardening, Cornhole, Traveling, Tie Dye, Kayaking & Xbox
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
101K Followers 18K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. I retweet regular people, my tweets are under Highlights and here: https://t.co/i666KlIDUh
Cat From Nowhere @kv8
17K Followers 9K Following omnipresent in absentia perchance frittering my time away on... here. .•| sui juris |•.
Darla @ddsmidt
38K Followers 11K Following I don't take any of this nonsense too seriously. Here's a link to my tweets: https://t.co/zgwNkh2e5h
Trey @treydayway
47K Followers 5K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
Mac Dickson @MacDicksonShow
7K Followers 4K Following Longtime former New England radio personality. Let’s see what my next chapter has in store. Tweets @ link:⬇️
The Evolving Arm @leftarmisme
34K Followers 7K Following So it goes. Tweets👉 https://t.co/CJQMENmWqd @LuvPugFDN 👉https://t.co/WvSLwFgf9x
gas station dream gir... @cheygoulet
34K Followers 4K Following kind of like a goomba, but with slower reflexes
Nicken Drumsticks @beefman138
13K Followers 3K Following I retweet funny people. Fat legged idiot. Tweets are jokes. https://t.co/8w8qUjJAND
Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve
24K Followers 9K Following You'll never find more people smoking than outside of a hospital 🇨🇦 https://t.co/NcqURETrPU
Henry 3000 @Henry_3000
29K Followers 12K Following
Leah @leah_brunner65
265 Followers 3K Following
Oliver Sean @oliversean
13K Followers 7K Following Dr. Oliver Sean, DMA. Billboard Top 10 Musician & MTV EMA Nominee. Filmmaker, Author, and Founder of @woarecords. Grammy® Awards Voting Member & Grammy U Mentor
Monsters Of Rock® @MonstersOfRock
414K Followers 927 Following MONSTERS OF ROCK® Celebrating over 50 years of hard rock and heavy metal! Broadcasting live on iHeartRadio 🔊 https://t.co/DpqusbkitJ
KISS @kiss
1.7M Followers 291 Following Celebrating a 50-year rock legacy! Join the KISS Army now! 🔥👇
David Coverdale @davidcoverdale
401K Followers 0 Following David Coverdale Official Page - Forevermore: Revisited, Remixed and Remastered (2025): https://t.co/rRlpoFKZEp
Metallica @Metallica
6.0M Followers 40 Following
Gene Simmons @genesimmons
1.0M Followers 471 Following 🤘🏼 https://t.co/Iu0834uoFt https://t.co/u3d6s7o1Di 🎸 https://t.co/RDTYfsasUJ
Guns N' Roses @gunsnroses
5.9M Followers 40 Following The official Guns N' Roses X account. Nothin' and Atlas out now!
Katie D @KatieDeal99
19K Followers 2K Following Bios are hard. On Instagram as katiedeal99 https://t.co/iMruSPyTav
Somto @somto_Ihezue
7K Followers 2K Following In: Tor |F&SF| Clarkesworld | Strange Horizons| BFA shortlist| @BSFA longlist| MFA, @UofMaryland| TinHouse| Clarion West ‘24| @sfwa. Filmaker | Rep: @CRSRipley
Whatever_Amy @Whatevah_Amy
232K Followers 110K Following Day drinker, lazy YouTuber, law school dropout, sarcastic executive & shitty golfer. Go Navy! Beat Army!
Reinhaha @Reinhaha
1K Followers 1K Following Stoned Water Bearer. Enjoying the simulation with @DanHorchata
ZombieParrot @zombieparrot
2K Followers 2K Following Im just really bored. IG, same https://t.co/e8rCsWivMK
Erin 🧠🥎🚴🏋... @Erin1137
9K Followers 4K Following I just love hockey/softball/baseball/football working out metal and coffee #LGRW - expat michigan girl https://t.co/1rhJOjQJ15
#MarkCarneyIsNOTMYPM ... @MBckupacct
2K Followers 4K Following Embarrassed and hopefully soon to be ex resident of ON. #NeverLiberal Backup account for Momof3
Andrew walker @WalkerrAndrew
2K Followers 3K Following Words mean nothing unless you can back them up with actions. facts about it all is definitely true ( what goes around comes around )
UnionCarp(enter)73 @UCarp721
3K Followers 3K Following 🇺🇲🇳🇱work,fam,Opa to three,tattooed punk rocker,building old Hot rods,usually in a hard hat and boots.Acct locked so dont follow me weirdo! 5/29/12 ODAAT
Jeremy Renner @JeremyRenner
5.7M Followers 489 Following MY NEXT BREATH “Mayor of Kingstown” RennerVation Foundation “Love and Titanium” EP
Cineplex @CineplexMovies
182K Followers 712 Following Movie tweets. Extra butter. 🍿 En Français: https://t.co/t1tjnwvzc4 Tuesday Trivia Contest Rules: https://t.co/uW6nGMsI3b
JusTurBesT 🕊 @jusnoyar
7K Followers 3K Following flawed & fabulous cos perfect doesn't exist and normal is boring ♤ sleeping in https://t.co/4NYWdcG68l
Quixotic Fool @Quixotic_Moron
4K Followers 4K Following Egalitarian. I block MAGAts since they don't listen anyway. There are none so blind as those who refuse to see. No DM's. #StandWithUkraine #VoteForDemocracy
Kira Kay @kissmefreedom
3K Followers 3K Following empty vessel once filled with joy and optimism https://t.co/PIepkujJyP
AndyStokie61 @AndrewCordwell1
7K Followers 9K Following Massive Stoke City fan and lover of rock music #Twitter92 love tattoos..Snapchat stokie61
Sociable Hermit 📚�... @JamesKnight777
11K Followers 11K Following Goal: Become a little better each day.
Siphesihle Buthelezi ... @Siphesihle_A
153 Followers 245 Following Cancer ♋ • UKZN 📚 • Good Vibes Only • A Sweet Soul 😊
Michael Moore @MMFlint
5.3M Followers 548 Following Filmmaker. Writer. Citizen. Podcaster. Listen to "The Michael Moore Podcast” on Apple & Spotify. Sign-up for my free newsletter at https://t.co/VALHKq3b3O
mark @TheCatWhisprer
45K Followers 2K Following Nobody wrote 'stay cool' in my yearbook, the only signer was my math teacher Mr. Johansson and he just wrote 'Mr. Johansson' | @OrlandoMagic stan | SavedbyGraceRachel Maddow @maddow
9.6M Followers 4K Following I see political people... (Retweets do not imply endorsement.)
MTY FREE MUSIC @MTYFreeMusic
69 Followers 346 Following NEW Music for content creators, providing FREE MUSIC no copyright music, and use it for free in your VLOGS /musica GRATIS para creadores de contenido y más
Jagrit.eth @bigger
184K Followers 42K Following A serial entrepreneur with over a decade of experience in Digital Marketing. Forbes calls me the Kingmaker. #NFTs and Good Vibes. NOT financial advise & DYOR.
Guardians of the Gala... @Guardians
1.8M Followers 40 Following The freaking Guardians of the Galaxy.
Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios
14.0M Followers 100 Following #XMen97 Season 2 is now streaming on Disney+. #AvengersDoomsday arrives December 18th.
Noel Gallagher @NoelGallagher
1.5M Followers 2 Following
Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher
3.8M Followers 0 Following RNR STAR GODLIKE RASTA ICON LEGEND BIBLICAL OMNIPRESENT PROPHET SPIRITUAL MAJESTICAL CELESTIAL OPTIMYSTIC BUDDHIST JEDI APPROACHABLE ZEN LOVER HUMBLE 🐝
Taika Waititi @TaikaWaititi
1.4M Followers 709 Following Bespoke tweets hand-crafted from locally sourced vintage dickhead.
James Gunn @JamesGunn
2.0M Followers 1K Following I like people to know when I'm drinking coffee, so I joined Twitter. IG & Threads: jamesgunn BlueSky: https://t.co/Xy5jTOkmGD
Emma Beasley🐝 @JustBeingEmma
13K Followers 8K Following My eggs are expired, I ran out of bread, my husband got fired. I wish I was dead. https://t.co/IVfhz3nNnT https://t.co/eY8BG3lLqc
Christopher Pawelski @ChrisPawelski
62K Followers 56K Following A 4th generation family farmer married to the wonderful Eve & father of two awesome boys, Caleb & Jonah. Follow for a fun time! All warped views my own.






















