Matt Cartoons @MattCartoonist
✏️ I draw cartoons for the @Telegraph 📬 Subscribe to my newsletter for insights and exclusive, unseen sketches 👇 telegraph.co.uk/matt-tw London, England Joined June 2018-
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✍🏻 'I haven't checked today's speed limit, but you were either driving too slowly, or too quickly' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com at the link in bio #lol #cartoons #cartoon #sketch #drawingoftheday #comics
'I call it Humza Yousaf At Bay' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
✍🏻 'Sir, I brought a packed lunch, but I've forgotten the corkscrew' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
✍️ 'CYCLE LANE | HORSE LANE' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
✍🏻 "This Taylor Swift song is about being distraught in London. Could be a boyfriend or Ulez to blame" My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
'You're openly a knight and there's a very large dragon over there' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
"Tell Sneezy, Grumpy and Sleepy that this sick-note culture has to end" My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
✍️ 'I'm not writing you a sick note. If you were really ill you wouldn't have the stamina to get a GP appointment' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
"Would you sponsor me to run the marathon? I'm hoping to raise £5,000 for my MP to give to 'bad people'" My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
'Boris wouldn't ban smoking. But if he did, you know he'd be caught having sneaky fag in the Downing St garden' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
'I hope smoking isn't banned. It stops him craving for a smartphone' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
'Your card payment failed, the bond markets have crashed and the pound is plummeting' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
'Two homes? In my day the deputy Labour leader had barely two Jags to rub together' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
'Labour will build four new nuclear submarines, but only one will be registered as Angela Rayner's main home' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
'After I was sold these fake stamps I swear I heard our Chinese-made fridge laughing at me' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
'2024 - Theresa May prepares to run through a wheat field' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
'I've been sent this. I want you to paint a picture of my privates to send back to her' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
'Scottish police have received reports of a hate crime. You made some comments about broccoli at supper' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
'Go to church at Easter? But I already have British citizenship' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
'You've landed on another one of Angela Rayner's properties' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
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3.4M Followers 833 Following Think ahead with the latest news, comment, analysis and video. Subscribe here: https://t.co/jRf9lAo5nY@MattCartoonist @Telegraph 'This satellite navigation isn't all it's cracked up to be'
@MattCartoonist "The cat's seeking an advantageous trade deal". #CaptionMatt
@MattCartoonist Yes, next door’s cat comes round twice a day... saves me having to walk him with my bad knees!
@MattCartoonist They've been like this since we switched to that veganuary diet...
@MattCartoonist "If this is all Pets do, I'm glad we got rid of the horse" #CaptionMatt
@MattCartoonist When you said we were going to watch The Chase I wasnt expecting this
@MattCartoonist “So how is your cat’s vegan diet going?”
@Number10cat @MattCartoonist The cats a remainer......I'm dreading January 31st!
@MattCartoonist Happens every time PMQ’s come on
@Number10cat @MattCartoonist It's when they stop it's embarrassing.
@MattCartoonist Yes, next door’s cat comes round twice a day... saves me having to walk him with my bad knees!
I suspect a few of my followers can suggest a fun caption for this marvellous cartoon!
Today I am launching a competition: every month I'll give one of my cartoons to the person who can write the funniest caption for an uncaptioned cartoon – you can see this month's one below. Let's see if you can make me laugh 😜 Reply or RT with your caption and #CaptionMatt
@MattCartoonist The cat’s always run rings around me, but I didn’t expect the dog to join in...
Ooh, this is a special special offer:
Today I am launching a competition: every month I'll give one of my cartoons to the person who can write the funniest caption for an uncaptioned cartoon – you can see this month's one below. Let's see if you can make me laugh 😜 Reply or RT with your caption and #CaptionMatt
I love @MattCartoonist's cartoons...I can see this feature being very addictive... ;-) Some great ideas already...need to get my thinking cap on...!
Today I am launching a competition: every month I'll give one of my cartoons to the person who can write the funniest caption for an uncaptioned cartoon – you can see this month's one below. Let's see if you can make me laugh 😜 Reply or RT with your caption and #CaptionMatt
@MattCartoonist They run faster than HS2 #CaptionMatt
In a word, brilliant
I've tried my best to tell some of the biggest stories of 2019 through my cartoons and, as always, it's been an honour and a pleasure. Now, I would love to hear what you think about my work 😜 telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/12/2…
@MattCartoonist Great work from great cartoonist! Keep them coming!