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write some stuff, edit some stuff, teach some stuff // Gus Malzahn Appreciation Society Chair // punched a Disney goat // qualified immunity is the devil Narnia-adjacent Joined February 2010-
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@scottjshapiro If Kristi Noem's puppy were armed, none of this would have happened.
D2 wept thru Broadway tonight and then got an autograph and a “nice sweatshirt” from her favorite actor and I am not a terribly emotive person but as a dad this is a top-tier moment.
listen maam I am aware you have been fighting with your husband silently since this play began but that’s no reason to be mad at me for not understanding what you just said in a non-English language on American soil
Me to Laura one hour into The Great Gatsby on Broadway: “I’m not sure we have enough gold leaf in our house” My house next week:
Nominative Determinism
Like half of Cerno posts now are some random mental jello: “few will tell you this but there are no toasters in the Bible. Yet our society toasts bread & bagels & English muffins, then cries at the number of feral hog attacks. Amazing how angry this point makes Big Breakfast!”
solid afternoon / night in the big city
Developmental player. Doesn't think beyond first read. Most passes intercepted in mid-air. Cries at the refs a lot for calls.
brb printing this out for the next math class kid who asks “when are we even gonna use any of this?”
brb printing this out for the next math class kid who asks “when are we even gonna use any of this?”
I am simply going to say if you operate a boat upon which people are likely to consume booze perhaps waves are not the ideal bathroom wallpaper motif
About to attempt a Mexican dinner. On a boat. W two people who get motion sickness in their own driveway. Pray for us frens
"What's your opinion on nuking the Japanese?" "Well, it's a bit extreme, but if it will stop the flood of twee slice-of-life anime, I'm for it" "What?"
Me in AL: haha those godless urbanites have no idea what they’re missing <drinks beer in massive backyard> Me in NYC: I am never going home this is my place now <buys new ethnic food every half block from guy who’s seen the inside of Gitmo> Rinse & repeat
Jesus told her, “Go, close the tab you are using.” “I am using no tabs,” she replied. Jesus said to her, “You are right when you say you are using no tabs. The fact is, you have had 56 tabs open, and the one you now have open you are not using.”
Who will be the first brave professor to hold class in an Assemblies of God Sunday School room?
Who will be the first brave professor to hold class in an Assemblies of God Sunday School room?
The mystery of NYC economics: last night pastries and cokes cost $75 but today I bought an entire GDP worth of pepperoni and ham for $4.12
The mystery of NYC economics: last night pastries and cokes cost $75 but today I bought an entire GDP worth of pepperoni and ham for $4.12
I have a Stromboli as big as my head and a beer the size of my firstborn at birth so the day is rolling guys
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107K Followers 2K Following Other account @ThexyBeatht Still no defense mechanism against puppies or chocolate. Lover of good laughs. Sunshine and flip flops make me happy.
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The spiders get them because they don't have a man to kill them.
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I don't mean "here is the Meiji Shrine" or "here is a nude" or "here is a teapot", but There was a time when meadow, grove, and stream, The earth, and every common sight, To me did seem Apparelled in celestial light
@mauddweeb @BowTiedHRT >Highly Attenuated to the Celestial Bodies?
@BowTiedHRT lmao no but she has opinions about people who believe in astrology
Developmental player. Doesn't think beyond first read. Most passes intercepted in mid-air. Cries at the refs a lot for calls.
They deteriorate over time. It's a number of factors why they aren't being rebuilt, but basically, they cost twice as much to install and last half as long as other materials. It's a shame because they were cool as hell
I hate that these were nearly all demolished. What was the problem? Wood treatment leading to health issues or something? These were the best.
See, people say this, but I absolutely based a significant portion of my self-worth and quality of life on whether I could get a wife and have kids and I think that’s pretty normal.
A woman's worth is not based on her marital status or whether or not she has children.
"What's your opinion on nuking the Japanese?" "Well, it's a bit extreme, but if it will stop the flood of twee slice-of-life anime, I'm for it" "What?"
If the students attended classes, they might learn that lists should have parallel structure, otherwise they can be confusing/off-putting to readers.
The students have five demands: divestment, boycotting, solidarity, demilitarization, and an open-admissions, zero-tuition People’s @CUNY. They will not leave until these demands are met.
@thethirtysixco I assume they have cats that they are very fond of, and this was a concession to keep them off the counters.
@thethirtysixco I thought I didn't need to bring lunch to work today, but my stomach says I was wrong, and this picture is not helping...
I wouldnt say its "Holy" but even the most secular of us still have places we hold in great reverence.
they should invent a Holy Land that’s not in the middle east
He's right about why people enjoy protesting
Someone suggested that I "mentor" more people at work and I dont think they are going to like the outcome of that. Imagine an entire department filled with brooding, contemplative, inquisitive people.... ...who are also argumentative, beligerent and hard-headed.
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Regular, well-adjusted film composer "Okay so we'll do some minimal strings to create tension and the sense of stealth" Williams: "So I'm combining the Imperial leitmotif with the motif for the bounty hunter and making the low strings play 32nd notes and we're going to have dynam
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