monk @mechanical_monk
improver of circumstances. good boy. Europe Joined August 2019-
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this happens to me in real life regularly
this is an infohazard i now have to wonder which of my friends think i'm hot
this is an infohazard i now have to wonder which of my friends think i'm hot
wait a minute ppl were breeding animals and plants for specific features hundreds (thousands?) of years before Darwin or Mendel so… they had a theory of evolution? what was the pre-Darwinian understanding of heritable mutation and selection that enabled this?
this shit is so good. gonna become a Pedras guy. gonna go to a club and just down bottles of Pedras. gonna wake up and have a Pedras with my morning cigarette. friendship ended with alcohol, now Pedras is my best friend
i organized a picnic today. invited the maybe 30 ppl i met in the past 6 weeks most ppl didn't show up but other ppl brought friends and in the end in the end it was lovely and everyone had a great time project make friends is a resounding success ✅
i organized a picnic today. invited the maybe 30 ppl i met in the past 6 weeks most ppl didn't show up but other ppl brought friends and in the end in the end it was lovely and everyone had a great time project make friends is a resounding success ✅ https://t.co/FfIPdIT2c9
tomorrow i wanna wake up well-rested, go to ikea, have a coffee with a friend, clean up my place, and maybe go to a spa? probably get drunk as one does also need to get ready for a picnic i'm organizing on saturday wish me luck
i wonder which sci-fi tv show or movie made the most accurate prediction about what music would be like in the future, at least 20–30 years out i'm realizing (watching The Expanse) that it's goddamn near impossible to predict music, of all things
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@not_a_hot_girl i'm not putting much weight on that bc you rejected my advances :p
@mechanical_monk everyone thinks your hot dummy
i think men should be more selective on dating apps and i think their unwillingness to do so is hurting their chances
@Genghiscoq No arguing taste, but let's put it to the test. In slides 1, 2, and 3, I've included photos of athletic guys wearing clothes that follow these tailoring principles. In slide 4, I've shown athletic guys in snugger fits. Who looks better? People can comment below
I disagree that you dress like Cary Grant. In this thread, I will list some of the ways in which your dress differs and why such important details matter. 🧵
Do I need to have some suits like the ones on the left made? I dress like the guy on the right already but the first guy has a lot more style.
will you finally listen ive been literally saying this for years
I just did the thing where I was like don’t be crazy there’s no bug crawling on my leg just ignore it it’s just the sheets moving FRIENDS IT WAS A TICK
dudes have never been rocking harder
bf tells me he's listened to Pride and Prejudice as a audiobook while he was at the gym. he managed to make Price and Prejudice male-coded i can't 😭
@mechanical_monk @DanielleFong The young find Shakespeare stupid. The old understand. Idiot plots make the world go round. x.com/mreliwjones/st…
I remember being a teenager and thinking how stupid Shakespeare was with all these fatal flaws. It made no sense. ha. ha. ha. x.com/mreliwjones/st…
having a total "she so crazyy i love her xd" moment in this Getting Shit Done saturday spray painting in lingerie and heels
@mechanical_monk @goblinodds @not_a_hot_girl this may be the dumbest thing you have ever said being considered generally attractive by other human beings is as close to a cheat code for life as mankind has ever discovered
i'm nervous about this one but fuck it. WOMEN: am i hot? || are you on birth control? women only plz. guys bookmark this and come back in 24 hrs. pics to follow
@mechanical_monk @a_musingcat let us know how it goes! :)
"What are you doing in my closet." "Looking." "At what." "You." "Why." "Government stuff." "Why are your pants off." "Government stuff." "What about the erection." "Classified." "Show me a warrant." "I don't have to." "Why can you do this." "You were in a discord server with a…
4yo, furious, in tears, having just eaten both of the two (2) raisins I gave him. 'I wanted ONE raisin!!!'
@mechanical_monk @BLUNDERBUSSTED so nothing is a test, and therefore play never ends
@mechanical_monk oh yeah that tracks
@mechanical_monk You know, I've used the term impressionism to describe rap before but it was Death Grips. Often the songs are just a lot of shreds of insane lyrics. Maybe more abstract expressionism. Hmm.