TheGreaterDan @thegreaterdan
King of the Dipshits. Pluviophiles unite! Joined November 2009-
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Technically he left the Navy in 2019 as a 1 star and was demoted to Captain in 2022
Technically he left the Navy in 2019 as a 1 star and was demoted to Captain in 2022
Dear @FS1 - As a band Dad of a Big East team, would it kill you to show them maybe once or twice during broadcast instead of the exact same front row student section kids 14 times a game? #Bandsarefanstoo
For the life of me I can't understand how we've gone 162 games and two playoff series and Craig Kimbrell still can't count to either 15 or 20. If he can't figure that out, why does anyone ever expect more?
Exactly. I've said it before: He's always been a crook. His daddy was a crook and his daddy's daddy was probably a crook too.
Exactly. I've said it before: He's always been a crook. His daddy was a crook and his daddy's daddy was probably a crook too.
Best guess: Twitter tried to do something stupid with their API, they messed it up in a way that will take days, so Elon is doing this new “you can only read 600 posts a day” thing as a cover, and he’ll say “after hearing your feedback, we’ve reversed the policy” when it’s fixed.
Just staring at the I-95 livestream waiting for the first real traffic to flow. C'mon guys, its 12:04! (Great job by all, obviously)
What Elon doesn't understand about his "$8/month for herpes" offer is that nobody's hung up on the cost, the big issue is the herpes
Just trying to imagine what it’s like to be @mtaibbi going to bed tonight. Basically, which least worst rationalization does one find rest in? He used to be somebody…
Imagine working @Sling and knowing you have one day a year everyone looks forward to, and then completely f*cking it up. 20 people staring at a blank screen.
I was out of pocket tonight and missed Scott Franzke’s pregame comments about the events of yesterday. I have gone back to listen to it, and everyone should go back and listen to it. A remarkable commentary
You know what the best part of my day is? It's for about ten seconds when I log into Facebook. 'Cause I think maybe I'll just get a 'this site can't be reached.' No goodbye, no 'see ya later', no nothin'. You just left. I don't know much, but I know that.
@capitalweather and now the fading sun catches the high clouds, creating sunset lighting from the SE and not the SW. So wild to see the glow through the wrong windows
Clap your hands everybody....1,2,3,4,5, Sixers...10,9,8,76ers...♥️💙 @JoelEmbiid @BenSimmons25 @JimmyButler @BobKellyFOX29 @espn @NBCSPhilly @NBCPhiladelphia @sixers @PhillyMayor @6abc #thirdgraders #puppets @marczumoff
teen comedy emma stone as cruella de vil
a good rule of thumb is to try to live your life in such a way that when you die, your funeral's not drowned out by the world cheering
We just saw the early votes and we need to change that. 🚨 1 RETWEET = 2 VOTES 🚨 @tobias31 x #NBAAllStar
It costs $0 to RT my art. Thanks in advance
Sen Ron Johnson is my neighbor and strangled our dog, Buttons, right in front of my 4 yr old son and 3 yr old daughter. The police refuse to investigate.This is a complete lie but important to retweet and note that there are more of my lies to come.
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The best French showing for 1776 since the Marquis de Lafayette.
@thegreaterdan Went RIGHT off the grid. Which turns out isn't hard if you don't need attention that badly. Has a couple of gorgeous kids who ... inherited the genes.
this poor man is trapped in real life as a character in a commercial
On Draft night, State Farm will celebrate projected No. 1 overall pick Caitlin Clark by: Highlighting her accomplishments on a 3D billboard in Times Square. Having Jake from State Farm attend the Draft to be one of the first to congratulate Caitlin. Providing a BTS recap on IG.
Finally, OJ can rest knowing his wife’s killer is dead
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@RealDanZak On the other hand. Go fuck yourself.
if you're wondering why the nyc earthquake is getting more press than earthquakes that happen in california, it's because new york is more important than california and the things that happen here matter more
reminds me of these pennants my sister still has
He’s talking about touching a woman consensually
This is the difference between Caitlin and I. I couldn't do this.
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Always wishing for the happy ending.
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If anyone is tired of betting on March Madness, I’m taking action on how long it takes us today to induce the dog to go outside in a driving rain. She last peed around 9:30 pm last night.
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Big month for UK disappearing acts.
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