Danny Dinosaur @thedannydino
Hopeless romantic. I try to be funny, but fail miserably. 🍅 No movie shit on this account. I promise. (Kinda) Joined August 2023-
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missionary because i want to admire what’s mine
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I won't DM you. Me~ flirting
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I’m gonna sleep but I will definitely be thinking about how my nails will look wrapped around <redacted> 😉
Hot car sex, but it's in The Munsters' Koach.
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i could be so into you and i’ll still leave you alone kind of love. 🤍
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can't drown my demons, they've got floaties
Excuse me, girl...are you traveling on The Orient Express? Because I want to murder that pussy.
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Hold my hand and twirl me in the kitchen type of love
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I tell you what the amount of times I lean over this counter wishing I was getting plowed is ridiculous. 🥰
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I'm in my sundress no underwear era
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The sexiest thing a man can do is fight a giant octopus/sea witch who tricked me into giving away my voice in exchange for my legs
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Is h0rny an emotion?
When she wears black heels and fishnets...
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relationship is much more than holding hands and getting physical. it’s the depth of the connections; emotional and intellectual love before physical love. 🤍
Me to her: Sorry, the TMNT shirt stays on during sex.
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" You smell like weed" Well back the fuck up then, shít
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It’s come to my attention people don’t like it when I’m horny. My apologies to all those that are here just to see some space pics. 💚
for the love of god someone take me over this desk right now
🦋Forever's a whisper, a dream in the night, A flicker of hope, a fleeting delight. It dances in hearts, a wistful embrace, Yet slips through our fingers, leaving no trace. Forever's a myth, a tale we weave, A lovely notion, yet impossible to believe. In its sweet illusion, we…
didn’t wake up with your dick in my mouth do better tomorrow
There is at least one of y'all that was raised by 🐺🐺🐺. That's all I'm saying. 😂💋🦋
I’m gonna sleep but I will definitely be thinking about how my nails will look wrapped around <redacted> 😉
the sluttiest thing you can say to me is “you’re such a dork”.
i could be so into you and i’ll still leave you alone kind of love. 🤍
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