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Ten years ago I was in reception at the Holiday Inn Salford quays, and the man ahead of me in the queue said loudly and laughingly "Why would i want a chicken?" And the receptionist said " check In". I often think about it.
@braintree_ The Maradona Effect?
@braintree_ This should be a thing though. Sometimes I daydream about Romario's imperious hat-trick for Brighton in the Champion's League final before I remember it didn't happen.
@braintree_ My aunt had one in her mid 50s too (white but high blood pressure). Super mild compared to what it could have been but she still has some memory problems now. Amazed no one realised what was happening and shut the set down!
Man is absolutely speedrunning in this direction here:
was walking the dogs and saw a car with a woman and a screaming toddler and suddenly a guy ran out from the corner store yelling I GOT EM I GOT EM while holding a bag of goldfish crackers over his head and I got the hell outta the way because I know an emergency when I see one
Game Boy Advance version of Winning Eleven and the off-brand names are present and very not correct. See if you can guess which 2 teams this is meant to be
Shameful and Disappointing! Where is all the POC talent when we have surplus in this industry?👇🏽 🤦🏽♂️ 👎🏽 @KilworthHouse #singingonwhiteterrain
@SandyofSuffolk Best one was when Jonnie Irwin got to the end of the mystery house which met all their needs and the buyers said there was nowhere for their fish. Never spoke about fish until then.
@AndyWroteHe @braintree_ @GoldenVision90 They're all called Ronnie, apparently. My dad expelled his dad from school. Said he was a scumbag.
You guys know why this happened right?
If it doesn’t include this incident, I ain’t watching
Faye, a new @HBO Original Documentary about the life and career of Hollywood legend and Academy Award-winning actress Faye Dunaway, will premiere at @Festival_Cannes and is coming soon to @StreamOnMax. #FayeHBO
Just caught up with a vegan friend who was at an event over the weekend where the only vegan option on the menu was a baked onion. Hospitality has a way to go in some places.
Sadie's version of Jolene when!?
@braintree_ There's many players I first knew because of Football/Championship Manager. I signed Fat Ronaldo from PSV on CM2 when he was 18 and I imagined him w long hair. That and having affection for players who do well for you, then you see them in RL and think "oh they're just some twat"
Following an incident in central London on the 24th of April where some of our soldiers and horses were injured, this is the latest update. (1/5)
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5K Followers 73 Following The podcast where @KathyBurke invites guests to see their death brought to life, as they plan their final days ⚰️☠️ Account managed by the Goddesses 😇Ten years ago I was in reception at the Holiday Inn Salford quays, and the man ahead of me in the queue said loudly and laughingly "Why would i want a chicken?" And the receptionist said " check In". I often think about it.
Well guys, last night I had a dream that I had seven toes on my left foot, like some kind of AI foot, and the toes were all really manky. So perhaps that's payback for my insensitive post!
I’d completely forgotten just how batshit this was
Just finding out what used to be inside the O2 Arena before it was an arena and I’m losing my mind what
@LegalGengar @Lottesometimes @braintree_ ooh the top grifter is back !
Well. I’ve just spoken to the doctor about my latest blood test and basically I’ve managed to reverse my diabetes. She’s recommended staying on Metformin as apparently coming off it can negate the reversal (so really it’s the drugs that have done it??). Anyway, well done me!
@braintree_ This should be a thing though. Sometimes I daydream about Romario's imperious hat-trick for Brighton in the Champion's League final before I remember it didn't happen.
@notwaving @braintree_ Oddly- Twitter did & people phoned in too.
@braintree_ My aunt had one in her mid 50s too (white but high blood pressure). Super mild compared to what it could have been but she still has some memory problems now. Amazed no one realised what was happening and shut the set down!
Man is absolutely speedrunning in this direction here:
'TAKING THE PLUNGE': The star explains his leap of faith to be "reborn into Christ's name" after an investigation into his alleged sexual misconduct. trib.al/Yx3XAVd
@goldengateblond If you've had the Old Bay Goldfish Crackers, then you know.
was walking the dogs and saw a car with a woman and a screaming toddler and suddenly a guy ran out from the corner store yelling I GOT EM I GOT EM while holding a bag of goldfish crackers over his head and I got the hell outta the way because I know an emergency when I see one
It’s one thing for social media cretins to share this woman’s name but the journalistic ethics of a national paper doing it…unjustifiable! I hope she sues. (redacted her name even though it’s v easy to find as on principle, I don’t want to share it)
I don't know why but Sheldon's catchphrase being something he heard from a random thing from years ago that he thought was kind of funny is probably the most accurate portrayal of autism ever
// Young Sheldon spoilers . . . . . . HOLY SHIT
Maybe they got rid of Mark Lawrenson from MOTD because he always looked like he’d been forced to sit in a caravan in Rhyl and browse through a book of beige carpet samples at knifepoint. Or maybe it was Woke? Who can say?