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Mr. Sunday is at ALT PRESS FEST! Stop by the Salt Lake City Library and check out some zines! Noon–5:00, paneling at 3:00.
beautiful girl acct: evil girls deserve a little bread ❤️180k (cant find the other emojis) me: just figured out how to float 3❤️ 💬1 annoying guy who wont stop replying to me: tell us this devilish little secret then..
My wife: Babe can you open this jar for me? Me: You turn the lid. Are you stupid? Are you dumb?
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me: i’ve never been this depressed before i don’t know what to do gf: we broke up 7 years ago *slowly fades to nothingness*
me: you’re not going to fade away again are you? therapist: of course not. i’m real. everything you see in this room is real me: *slowly fades away*
Call me crazy, but I believe the "got milk" meme from years ago was actually a cleverly disguised marketing ploy to influence you to buy milk
If I was a the powers-that-be of a European country, I would simply religate the Jews to occupations the host culture finds distasteful aaaaaaand woops they're thriving. Ok get out! Get the fuck OUT!!
I don't think I'll ever fully get over the passing of Alex Trebek
[quote tweeting a baby] Lol this guy is dumb as hell [remembering I want to go viral] but his outlook is a keen insight into how a toddler’s mind works…
Olright luv, have an ol cheeky itch at me dry spot. Ol scratch at me patch. Don't be shy
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@GHOSTFlNDER That’s where they invented being funny online, didn’t you know
When I see someone disrespect one of my fefos on the TL
guys on here want a mommy gf and that makes sense, someone needs to tell you to eat your vegetables and not to stand on the couch like that before you hurt yourself
Hermits will selfishly leave you and your sleepy village behind to live a life of religious seclusion
Talking to new foreign friend Hans: Yea, worst thing here is our healthcare. But it also sucks when somebody uses a cursed amulet to trap you in time-jail. H: But zhe babes here are rootin und tooting jah? Fiddling with something metal and glowing under shirt: Some of em, yeah.
@singingflesh There's a great dane in my neighborhood and he loves charging the fence when I walk past and goddamn if I don't shit myself half the time
Mr. Sunday is at ALT PRESS FEST! Stop by the Salt Lake City Library and check out some zines! Noon–5:00, paneling at 3:00.
Hanging out in my friend's garage. Another guy jumped up on a dirtbike setup on a stand and was pretending to rev in up and making motor noises then he suddenly got a nose bleed lol
do y’all remember when you smoked weed & got high for the first time?
Team up and become so powerful that we have to be humbled
No it isn't
This is how hexagonal wiremesh is made
describe the highly unrealistic quasi historical role you fantasize about performing the most. no lying even if it's embarrassing
hey I got clean and sober 23 years ago today. I’m grateful for my sobriety. My life is a lot better this way. Well, see ya
So when these people see demons in shit they get a npr article but when I do it’s all "annie you’re off your meds again" and "annie I’m taking to you to the hospital" 😤
A teen painted a mural at a Michigan school with a colorful scene and simple message: "Stay healthy." Outraged parents convinced themselves it contains LGBTQ propaganda and Satanist messages. "Fix their brains," one woman said at a school board meeting. n.pr/3gkwxlf