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I’ve added it in my coffee but my husband drinks it like this I don’t think it’s for me though
I’ve added it in my coffee but my husband drinks it like this I don’t think it’s for me though
unfortunately I went too hard on leg day yesterday and I cannot walk today. love that
Folks today be so insecure and miserable when it comes to relationships. Think everybody cheating. Think everybody going. That’s not the case at all. We all just need to heal fr man.
hahahahahahaha “hi are you okay”
were glass top stoves invented specifically to piss us off because I hate them
it also just tastes horrible. one day I was like I’m craving a zebra cake I had one and it tasted like straight plastic. same with cosmic brownies, plastic chocolate
it also just tastes horrible. one day I was like I’m craving a zebra cake I had one and it tasted like straight plastic. same with cosmic brownies, plastic chocolate
a troll on here said all I do is post pics in skimpy dresses the kicker is almost everything I post is rompers 😂
that tik tok that is like “apparently when men are in love with you they act like a child” and it’s men just being silly. if he can’t be in a silly goofy mood with you babe, he’s not the one
The veil has been lifted.
I can read this book with my eyes closed at this point
I’m just laughing at how the guy looks completely uninterested in her while she’s looking at everyone else seductively hahahaha
I’m just laughing at how the guy looks completely uninterested in her while she’s looking at everyone else seductively hahahaha
right on track we go on a Disney cruise in a week and my oldest has a fever LOL as I always say - there’s never a dull moment with kids
if you abandon your child you ruined your reputation yourself - don’t be a pos it’s very simple
if you abandon your child you ruined your reputation yourself - don’t be a pos it’s very simple
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Election year: Guaranteed riots. Truly fascinating how predictable this trend has become.
Statements like this are always so ridiculous to me because women have historically always wanted children more than men. Women dream of being wives and mothers while men are still dreaming of being professional athletes. After generations of being deterred from having millions
Women don't give a f*** about the collapsing birth rate. What's your plan?
Idk if you all know about this but I have a pet tortoise that I’ve raised since she was 1 month old, she turns 5 on June 13th🤷🏼♀️🩷
Instead of *INSERT STUPID RELATIONSHIP DISCOURSE HERE* you could just mind your own fucking business
No man is choosing an AI girlfriend over a real girlfriend. Zero. There are a small minority of guys pretending they're choosing AI girlfriends over real ones because they are incapable of formulating the latter. It's the most obvious nuclear level cope.
@Lauren_Southern If you don't think men are choosing AI Girlfriends over IRL you're not paying attention. In 5 years, the pleasure bots will be the choice of many men. Laugh now, let's see...
@thechosenberg So he’s mad that the virgin he coerced into bed isn’t “good” in bed? Seems like he could have avoided that by sleeping with someone more experienced…. Besides, if he’s the only one with past experience he should have been taking the lead so if it was bad that’s really on him….
I’ll be looking for a man like my life depends on it and then get this notification and I’m like ooooh dw bby this too shall pass 😌😌
@feral__mama @sauermom_ Literally today 😂🤦🏼♀️
Some guy out here doing the Lord’s work downtown
For example retards like this trying to tell me that women go through menopause at 30😂
@feral__mama Lmaooo won’t be reading liberal garbage, men can’t relate to menopause like 30 plus women, you are welcome to continue being delusional as always 😂🤣
Biggest cope I’ve ever seen is the manosphere CONVINCED that women can’t have children after 30😂 like women in my moms gen regularly had kids well into their 40s it’s just not recommended that you start that late. It just seems like such a gay cope.
The reason why more men don’t do sex work is because they’re not gay. Only other men would buy you
@Lambikins67 Right... my 1st thought when i'm unemployed or starving is to sell myself as a commodity. Trafficking aside, women do it by choice - it's quick, easy money at the price of your dignity. Why is it the "demand" fault, not the "supply"?
@sauermom_ @SpiritedSparr0w I guess what I am trying to say is that it’s easier for men to end up bitter / hurt and harder for them to heal that pain due to a lack of societal support for male loneliness on top of men not being good at these things. Angry men online really just need to cry it out.
@sauermom_ @SpiritedSparr0w It's obvious that a man with his pick of the litter will, at most, not care. The overwhelming majority of men are angry at women nowadays, and I don't see the situation getting better in the next decade
I dont care about the population, I just want the people having kids to be the good ones. Please let some people’s bloodlines die out.
Woman: "I'm still looking for a husband. I look forward to a family one day." Random anon: "Should have thought about that before being a WHORE, you giant WHORE!! Have fun being ALONE forever!!" Guy, get a grip.
It's bewildering how many men are in this thread hating on women because "all of them are obviously whores and sluts who had it coming". Makes me wonder if all of this seething rage is because they've been rejected by women and it gives them pleasure that those women would end…
Talked to a young 30s woman today who said her and her friends would all love to get married and have kids but feel forced to invest in their careers because they fear it won't happen and they'll have to support themselves their whole lives. All the guys they date are…
My beautiful baby BOY was born Friday night! Much to my surprise!! After a wonderful homebirth that was seriously the birth of my dreams, my body was not able to handle postpartum changes the next day and I had to be transferred to the hospital for a delayed severe postpartum…
*first day of Heaven, say hi to everybody, smoke my first cigarette in 40 years, dunk a basketball for the first time, etc* St Peter: “Okay so you were an American, and will need to go before the Founding Father committee. It’s a formality really”.
VIVEK RAMASWAMY: “When we face our founding fathers in the afterlife and they ask us what sacrifice did you make for your country we better have a damn good answer for them.” 🔥🔥🔥
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