Robin Weis @rlweis7
Joined July 2014-
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My new video. #KeepYourChildHome We need 10,000 retweets in two hours. Please tweet and then retweet again in an hour. #KeepYourChildHome
Do you even love your kids if you don’t terrify them
Hey @lukebryanonline I was just forced to hear your stupid Rain/Whiskey dumb bumpersticker of a song at a bar and now it lives in my head like a cancer or a botfly. I know all shit country songs are produced in a mill like tires but it's your fault for breathing life into it.
Who are we really trying to impress with these bumper stickers? #comedy #comedian #standupcomedy
Don't take your friends for granted. They're not going to always be there to half listen to you while they check their Instagram.
Male nipples are unnecessary. As are males.
Being gay is not a choice but being an asshole is.
In awe of Kendall Jenners bravery. To admit you use a zit cream is right up there with Rosa Parks and Nelson Mandela.
Hi friends! Can I ask for a favor? Could you share this video or hit retweet? I love you. youtu.be/MqTsvJjHiJQ
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WHAT IN THE SIMPLE FUCK IS THIS?! AND WHY?!!!! @Olympics
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I just saw the Director's Cut of Mrs. Doubtfire, where at the end instead of making up with his family, he murders Sally Field with an axe.
Trump is in Mexico. Now put up the wall...quickly!
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another KO for LaMotta
“He’s so f*cking stupid!” Robert De Niro rips into Donald Trump for three solid minutes, audience goes wild. (Video: ABC)
What the directions on the can of soup actually mean... #comedy #comedian #soup #standupcomedy #comic #nickgriffin #comedycellar
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@past2present_x @fasc1nate Damn..what a tragic life. I just found out she is Liza Minelli's mom.
Feeling edgy? Make some toast. #comedy #comedian #standupcomedy #comic
Perfect, heartfelt statement from Pete Davidson on Saturday Night Live tonight: "I saw so many terrible pictures this week of children suffering – Israeli children and Palestinian children – and it took me back to a really horrible, horrible place. No one in this world deserves…
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