philip matarese @philorphilip
cocreator of the HBO show Animals. linktr.ee/philmatarese Joined April 2011-
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Gonna do one of these for booze
Gonna do one of these for booze
this has gotta be one of the wildest Last Name / Scenario match-ups
this has gotta be one of the wildest Last Name / Scenario match-ups
Not a dog in this race but “It wasn’t Meant to be kind.” is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen
Not a dog in this race but “It wasn’t Meant to be kind.” is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen
good jam just dropped open.spotify.com/track/4z2O6WfA…
hats for dogs are kinda fire
Very notable that while your classics like "lol" and "lmao" have hung around there's no longer any real use case for "brb" or "g2g". Where are you going to go. We're all here. Everywhere is here
Very notable that while your classics like "lol" and "lmao" have hung around there's no longer any real use case for "brb" or "g2g". Where are you going to go. We're all here. Everywhere is here
i like that when rappers are really, really mad at someone they write them a song
On this day four years ago, @philorphilip tweeted, "'What if we gave every mom an absolute dumptruck ass' -pixar"
Some barista asked me “did you see the Transformers movie where they’re kinda animals?” I said “Oh, no.” and he said “It’s sick.” That’s it. Then he took my order. I loved it. We should all be so free.
5’11” in heels Ok I’m like ten feet on a ladder the fuck are we talking about
not enough Vampire Weekend discourse mentioning they're hallowed a New Jersey band
If you prank me I’ll fucking kill you
idk why i did, and im sorry i did, but; Joe Biden but he's one of those girls whose septum piercings are always crooked
jeremy allen white you’ll never be him
The cropping on this pic is uhhhh como se dice LESS than ideal
Could care less what whacky location a celebrity brings their Emmy statue after winning. I want to see them beat a man with it. Post win, still in tuxedo or dress, thwacking some dude with a little golden statue. That’s my Hollywood.
recorded this LAST night
recorded this LAST night https://t.co/DWs2KX8wL4
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Just saw this getting unloaded in front of OpenAI. We are getting AGI this year.
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there's only one thing that brought these three people together..
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off that OceanGate pack that sent all those people to hell
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Hes gonna ride the sybian
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Goldie Hawn takes a photo of Kurt Russell in front of a Kate Hudson poster.
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Ohhhhh, I get it now. That one Los Feliz coffee shop always has a line out the door because the service is bad. And slow.
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