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The scene with the defence attorney's video in Jury Duty absolutely killed me.
15 years on. The letter still keeps popping up when I least expect it.
I asked ChatGPT to re-write the lyrics to 'Regulate' and make them all about running a small carpet cleaning business in Bracknell. I have to say, the result is delightful.
I’d like to see Bluey’s dad lose it just once. Just like quietly walk into another room alone and scream into a pillow.
We're in a universe where Timothée Chalamet was never born People roam the streets squinting hungry for answers answers to questions nobody remembers asking Fog A peach sinks into a pool of black oil The ashes of a forest fire An empty perfume bottle A single word VOID
If you work in advertising and you're not already sending Craig a script to direct you're a fooooooooooooooooool. He's mega. And I love him. shots.net/news/view/crai…
Shout out to the elderly lady at Dukes Cinema in Brighton who just sat sobbing with me until the lights came up. Oh Lordy. What a film.
The Internet was so much better when we didn’t have to make cookie decisions on every website. I would gladly sign a blanket deal with the whole internet allowing it to do whatever the hell it likes with my cookies. I also hate the word “cookies”.
These are the posters to go with the TV ad for Flora Plant Butter. Made at Pablo with @davedyecom
Some ads for Flora Plant butter I wrote at Pablo and shot with James Rouse.
Our family holiday superpower is arriving at the beach at EXACTLY midday. Peak sun. No water. Squinting at rows of occupied sun beds. Shouting about waking up earlier then setting up a “perfectly nice” camp in a rapidly decreasing shaft of shade next to some bins.
Shout out to the legend that gave me a parking ticket because I put a zero instead of the letter O into the machine.
Nathalie Gordon @awlilnatty
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man pretending he’s pleased relationship is over
My PIN number is…
i see your mum’s taxi has arrived
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Please do not share this with anyone. (My security codes in a disused community notice board.)
The guy on the Madri bottle. You meet him at a wedding and you think he looks like a knob but then he's actually really nice and keeps saying "that's amazing buddy" when you tell him about your life which actually makes you dislike him.
I did a google image search for men next to potholes and put them all in a montage.
Never let her slip away / I can't live / Coconuts (Medley)
new work I directed for the lovely folk at Droga5 🤖
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Sit back for 3 mins and let @gavinesler take you through the water privatisation scandal
This, was also phenomenal... youtu.be/HmHzSxaifbU