Tim Key @timkeyperson
https://t.co/l0Froz8WYB CHAPTERS out now. 🍋 timkey.co.uk North West London Joined December 2009-
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New series starts Tuesday. This is from the last series. 🍕 🍕 🍕 bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0…
Limited edition print designed by Emily Juniper. Set at the most beautiful stadium in the world. Link in bioooo 🏏 ⛰️ 🇮🇳
Serious question: any bar/restaurant recommendations in Shimla 🍻 🥘🤩
Daniel Kitson’s Tree, filmed about ten years ago with him up a tree and me waddling about by the roots is available to buy or rent now on vimeo. Link in bio. 🌳
All new No More Jockeys. Live (recorded) from Leicester. 🪖
All new No More Jockeys. Live (recorded) from Leicester. 🪖
Thank you to Plosive, Katy Wix and especially Naomi Parnell for bringing this book to life. Audiobook out today. Link below or above, everywhere. 🍋
Thank you to Plosive, Katy Wix and especially Naomi Parnell for bringing this book to life. Audiobook out today. Link below or above, everywhere. 🍋
CHAPTERS. Out in shops today. Link in bio, or go to the shops, or Amazon, anywhere really. Design by Emily Juniper, thank God. 🍋
A Valentine's present for you all: @timkeyperson's latest book CHAPTERS publishes TOMORROW and we have signed copies! Pre-order your copy here: lrb.me/p83
Chatting to someone about Chapters in Peckham in feb 🤓
Chatting to someone about Chapters in Peckham in feb 🤓
MILD TOUR
Always love talking to Keave 🍺🍍🍺
Always enjoy talking to Richard, this time a reflective conversation about poetry
Always enjoy talking to Richard, this time a reflective conversation about poetry
Last few days of pre-orders for Chapters. Also, we’ve started posting them out. Also you get a free beermat if you pre order. Link in bio. Actual release Nov 5. 🍋 🍋 🍋
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To be immortalised in prose by @timkeyperson is a joy upon joys 🎺🤓 @TheBarmyArmy Thank you, sir. I have much toilet paper left if you need any more 🧻
Brittany Snow and Chapters by @timkeyperson 💛
@TripleCeePee @hei1970 @LeicsComedyFest @nextupcomedy @watsoncomedian @timkeyperson @AlexHorne I genuinely don’t remember it feeling short or not! (I did the edit months ago, which means – yes – it’s been ready to go but we’ve* sat on it until now) *Well, I’ve. IT’S ALL MY FAULT
Great night working with @jessicaknappett and @timkeyperson in #manchester for Tim’s book tour #chapters
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📒 TIM KEY: CHAPTERS 📒 🎧 The Audiobook 🎧 Read by Tim Key and Katy Wix Available Feb 14th 💕 Pre-order now 👉 timkey.bandcamp.com/album/chapters…
Mick Jagger responses to "How do you compare your group with the Beatles?" in 1965.
Can’t wait to hear what these guys make of todays news! 🎧 😉😂
Gary O’Neil has rightly won all sorts of plaudits for the way he handles himself over the last couple of months. That little “I couldn’t have done that” inserted into his speech is such a clever and honest line. I think he’s top class.
This beaver was orphaned and rescued as a newborn, Watch the incredible instinct to build a dam, even though it’s never seen it’s parents build one.
Causal understanding of water displacement by a crow
Surprising their teacher for her birthday. x.com/mashedavocado_…
The dramatic way this squirrel pretends to pass away x.com/kkmrray/status…
Just delightful, fully intended to save for Christmas hols but got drawn in, snippets of hilarity and very clever, intrigued by the Eddie Howe poster and Pret references
Filming the dinner party scene of MULHOLLAND DRIVE, Naomi Watts gets a round of applause from the crew and David Lynch.