Uncle Benzo @SobrietyField
Part time father full time roller coaster operator #legalizedrunkdriving Joined May 2021-
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Today's Vibe: Hotel Microwave
If the last thing you do before falling asleep and the first thing you do when you wake up is hit a vape, you are going to die. Likely very soon
America really is the land of opportunity. If I left my house at 8:00 am tomorrow I could: get accosted by the police, commit a mass shooting, scam an old lady, buy or sell drugs, and medically flip my penis inside out all before 5:00pm. That's beautiful
Watching a shitload of gay porn to make sure I’m not into it
I'm dying man lmao
Trump def got a deep plane facelift he not playing this election..
Trump def got a deep plane facelift he not playing this election..
“Oh yeah bro, feel free to grab a handful on the way out” *Points to a bucket filled to the brim with loose pills*
waking up hungover with your bestie
Not a great a look to call for the "purification of Germany"
Not a great a look to call for the "purification of Germany"
Playing "Yankee Doodle" on a bluetooth JBL while I rob British snobs at gunpoint outside of the Chief's stadium during the World Cup
JB and I are having very similar Sundays. I respect your hangxiety grind @justinbieber
JB and I are having very similar Sundays. I respect your hangxiety grind @justinbieber
My testicles are full of posion and it rotts my mind if I don't get it out daily.
@SobrietyField Yeah man just grab a handful on your way out if you want
No one on this flight knows I have a new strain of Avian Flu
It sucks that my bitch wife lives at my house
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@SobrietyField At least my corpse will smell like mango kiwi fusion
Blessings
@SobrietyField My roommate hooks up with dudes occasionally and says he's doing it to be sure he's not into them
Call me a Columbia sophomore because I am pitchin a damn tent!!!
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@SobrietyField I like to check in at least weekly/monthly to make sure the estrogen piss water I drink out of my tap hasn’t gotten to me yet
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Probably.
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