Uncle Rafi @uncle_rafii
0.0034% Native American. Inventor of the unsolicited dick pic. Historian. The left’s worst nightmare. Go Deacs 🎩🎩 Austin, TX / Winston Salem, NC Joined March 2020-
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UPDATE: she took me back to her dorm and she showed me the movie Saltburn and then we PLOWED
UPDATE: she took me back to her dorm and she showed me the movie Saltburn and then we PLOWED https://t.co/sq9UQ7UJk0
UPDATE: dallas country club date #wifematerial #childbearinghips
UPDATE: dallas country club date #wifematerial #childbearinghips https://t.co/KbsuJIze1H
My new sober living roommate is from San Francisco and listens to Jason Mraz in the shower. Some scripts write themselves
Told the South American missionary college chick that I, as a 25 year old, will not attend her chi-o date function… turns out I have very little to worry about 🤝
UPDATE: her and I will be going skydiving for our first date next weekend. I wish I was joking
UPDATE: her and I will be going skydiving for our first date next weekend. I wish I was joking
Gotta go with Ray Rice on this one
Gotta go with Ray Rice on this one https://t.co/c0UhH4Zl16
Happy Sunday to my fellow opiate addicts
Just sent 700 to a hot blonde so she could go on a mission trip to South America. I’m actually retarded
Y’all mind if I restore this 1940’s Nokona back to its prime?
Hope the next chick I pipe gets pregnant just to shake things up a little
Adopted kids actually grow up to be the biggest pussies
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*takes both* Hmm don’t feel an effect, they must not work
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@uncle_rafii Glad to hear it considering that's what I ordered
@uncle_rafii Oh to be a tattooed Christian girl getting plowed by Uncle Rafi
@uncle_rafii A college time love story
We are watching his Relationship progress in real time
UPDATE: she took me back to her dorm and she showed me the movie Saltburn and then we PLOWED
son JUMPED over a car, locked in and hit every shot on target in a 7 second time frame.
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