david @ninersince89
#gmm #earbiscuits #alwayssunny #2bears1cave #disjointed #goniners #herecomesduke #unclejoeysjoint #cannabiscommunity #ymh #tkats #badfriends #roastme #hotboxin paddys throwin off the ratio Joined November 2011-
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the minute a protein shake starts to taste too good I get suspicious
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“I don’t know how to swim, Dad.” “And with an attitude like that you’ll never learn.”
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Remember this game?
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I think we just invented a new magic trick!
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Professor X: What's your superpower? Gen X: I'm rubber
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1. He’s not a star 2. It’s a kid show for kids (he’s a child molester) 3. He worships the Devil 4. He just started talking about being Jewish 6 months ago
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New set up for the pod. Took the other couch from out the office. #thechrisalanshow
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Watching a game with Knicks super fan @sammorril was amazing….until the last 24 seconds of regulation. If comedy comes from pain, Sam’s next hour will be legendary
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That baby is gonna look like the Crimson Chin
That baby is gonna look like the Crimson Chin
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Needless to say, May 2nd Stand up on the spot is a can’t miss event
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Neal Brennan thanks drugs for his latest special. Catch an all new Breaking Bread here: youtu.be/JeVXjyJkPts?si… 🍞🎙️
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Dave Smith is taking over on 6th & Proctor with 3 nights of incredible comedy! Shows are already filling up so get those tickets while you can.
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(tbt) New York Undercover Season 1 Episode 17 with yours truly YoYo (1995)
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I'm on @FallonTonight tonight with @jimmyfallon! Also @TigerWoods and Benny Blanco!
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