catasstrophy 🐈🏆 @mysticmeow
human. perpetually tired. politically nauseated. blahsville Joined April 2009-
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"The performance art today was repulsive to me": @JoyAnnReid and @chrislhayes discuss Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson's Supreme Court confirmation hearing. msnbc.com/live
Y'all. Darren Knight, aka Southern Mama, blocked me after he said something about Dolly!! I think it's hysterical this was the tipping point. Guess he was all in his feels. #DollyParton #Dolly #southernmama #BLM
Pick a Ben Folds song...especially a slower song...and tell me you can't hear anything else except Tina Belcher singing. #bobsburgers #benfolds #musical
I wish there was a Goodreads but for TV shows. Then I could congratulate myself on how many series I've managed to watch.
#OddNewYearsPartyThemes The Last Supper
#SecondCivilWarLetters Remember the #COVFEFE NEVER FORGET!!!
#SecondCivilWarLetters Dear ol Dickens, Ah, how I long for the civile wars of old when pussy grabbing was as comon as a Game of gin rummy, retards were kept out of site, and a woman 'asking for it' didn't bring a charge of rape. Me too, indeed!! - cmndr in chef ...trump..me.
#SecondCivilWarLetters Dear Ma A roving band of red hats stopped me, most curious as to my origin of birth. Having returned from a scouting mission in Cancun, I was sporting a deep tan. They insisted on my long form birth certificate, but i shouted Lock her Up, and was set free
Dearest Abigail Hoping my letter finds you safe and well. I survived the onslaught at Bowling Green, however many perished during the Agent Orange spray tan massacre. It was Sad. Pray for me, darling. Tomorrow we face off General Pence’s boy army #SecondCivilWarLetters
Is glitter made in a vacuum? If not, I bet glitter is ALL OVER the factory. In the workers clothes, lunch boxes and their cars. In fact I bet it would be all over their family....like a stigma. #justsayno #glitterhell #hohoho
Hey @SenateGOP, your tactics tonight are too trashy even for me. And I’m a grouch who is surrounded by garbage 24/7.
In light of recent news, Im just waiting for the accusation of the Pope's sexual misconduct. But from a woman..not a 10yr old boy. #GarrisonKeillor #mattlaur #notthispope
Period tracker sounds impressive until you realize you're tracking yourself. It's like fight club but for menstruation. #fightclub #women
#PresidentKanyeScandals Changes the 1 dollar bill to the one holla bill. What what?!
#PresidentKanyeScandals Renames resting bitch face to presidential diplomacy face.
#PresidentKanyeScandals He admits that she actually IS a gold digger.
#ThingsThatScareTeenagers The burn book...
Kat Klingensmith @KattFunny
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Gnarlton AKA CarltonC.. @Crash2411
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Robert Reich @RBReich
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Thomas Jefferson @tommyboii691
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Israel has a right to defend itself against Hamas. But innocent Palestinians also have a right to life and security. I’m calling for a humanitarian pause by all parties so that critical aid can be delivered to the suffering people of Gaza and for the immediate release of all…
Neerja Bhanot was a 22-year-old flight attendant working on Pan Am Flight 73 when it was hijacked by terrorists during a layover in 1986. Soon after taking control, the terrorists killed an Indian-American traveler and discarded his body outside the plane. They ordered…
Which record is needed for this one immediately!?
"Today I went to Dunkin' Donuts and saw a clearly homeless guy sitting on the side of the road and picking up change. Eventually I saw him stroll into Dunkin, as he was counting his change to buy something I began to get super annoying and talked to him over and over again even…
She dreamt of living in a beautiful city, so she transformed her neglected Detroit block into a vibrant eco-village. cnn.it/3PmUnfA
@AccountableGOP My God! Those are the candidates? This is @GOP in Wyoming? I disagree with Cheney on 95% of things, from abortion to you name it, but she looks like the member of Mensa in this Deliverance group.
"The performance art today was repulsive to me": @JoyAnnReid and @chrislhayes discuss Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson's Supreme Court confirmation hearing. msnbc.com/live
@mysticmeow I got blocked too. I told him he was a sucker for caving to his “base” no different than some shitty politician. I also told him he probably ruined his chances of ever working for Dolly.
@ananavarro @KamalaHarris These folks are out here grasping at straws. Jamaicans are clearly part of the African diaspora. And I don't want to be part of a world where it's OK to call women "nasty" for being strong, critical thinkers that hold leaders accountable. Live view of these insecure men...
@yashar Woolery’s qualification: ran Dating Game.
@yashar Thank Fuck- the Australian Gold/ former dating game show host guy’s hot take on Covid was what we needed most right now.
Think of what it would mean if we had a real president, not just somebody who plays one on TV.
@andylassner @kayleighmcenany If there is any justice in America (and that remains to be seen), as soon as this emergency is over, @FoxNews will face a massive class-action lawsuit over its intentional disinformation campaign during the critical early moments of this national health crisis.
Who are these 51% of Americans who approve of the way this lying, narcissistic, science-denying, petty, partisan, infantile, intellectual wasteland, lame excuse for a President with the vocabulary of a 4 year-old (apologies to 4 year-olds), is mishandling this crisis? Really.
51% of Americans approve of Pres. Trump’s handing of the coronavirus outbreak; 45% disapprove, new @ABC News/WaPo poll finds. abcn.ws/2WP9yTM
@realDonaldTrump I’m not saying I hate you, but I’d unplug your ventilator to charge my iphone.
@realDonaldTrump As the "president" touts the rise in ratings of his daily propaganda briefings, the number of deaths from his failed handling of coronavirus continues to rise at an alarming rate. It is inappropriate and disgusting that you're bragging about ratings WHILE AMERICANS ARE DYING.
@realDonaldTrump @nytimes Trump’s “ratings” are so high because we are in the middle of the worst pandemic in modern history and he just happens to be President of the United States during this. People are scared. They tune in to his Coronavirus news conferences not for entertainment but out of fear.
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