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the switch from chronological feeds to algorithm-curated feeds deserves a full chapter in history books
are you scrolling out of: a. addiction b. habit c. avoiding your emotions d. just chilling
inside of me there are two wolves. the first wolf hates brands. the second wolf is a brand. they have beef
love having a massive $50 metal cup so i don’t have to take a break from scrolling
the app itself is now spreading disinformation
the app itself is now spreading disinformation
looks like the biggest thing separating humans from bots is our ability to be taken advantage of financially
the influencers won't tell you this but you can get the same benefits of cold plunging by hanging out in the freezer aisle for an hour or two
if the internet disappeared today what would be the first thing you'd do
conspiracy theories are like fake meat. just because it's juicy doesn't mean it's real
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@steak_umm You get more if you cut it on the diagonal. It's science.
@steak_umm The best half is the next half
@steak_umm well when it does it better say "STEAK-UMM" 🥩
@steak_umm Is that a marketing suggestion? 😉🤭😉
@steak_umm Me when I type in ‘Krystal’ and it autocorrects to ‘Crystal’
@steak_umm You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
@steak_umm Can you post a Spotify playlist? Intrigued…
You know you want to follow @steak_umm Most fun on X. Also yumm!