Michael Rubens @michaelsrubens
Emmy-nominated correspondent/Producer @FullFrontalSamB | Author of four novels | Occasional Standup Follow for winning Lotto numbers michaelrubens.com Joined August 2009-
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Today is the day that Donald Trump became president.
Today is the day that Donald Trump became president.
In a brilliant moment during Wednesday's sham impeachment hearing, Democratic Congressman Jared Moskowitz flipped the script and called the Republicans' bluff by making his own motion to impeach President Biden and asking the GOP to second it. The Republicans crumbled as he…
Off camera, the repo men are removing the rest of the furniture and will soon come for the table.
Off camera, the repo men are removing the rest of the furniture and will soon come for the table.
Thank you, Katie Britt. For one brief moment, you restored this site to its glorious, deliriously joyful, collective-dunking best.
The perfect parable for our times: scientists reviving woolly mammoths with the goal of repopulating the arctic with them, where they will promptly die from global warming. washingtonpost.com/climate-enviro…
Please follow me on bluesky: michaelrubens.bsky.social
Elmo trying to change subject.
I'm responding to a puppet on this website, so not so good?
I'm responding to a puppet on this website, so not so good?
Pretty sure "living under the continuous threat of violence" actually describes women, but what do I know I'm just a person who lives on Earth and has noted the most obvious features of human existence.
Pretty sure "living under the continuous threat of violence" actually describes women, but what do I know I'm just a person who lives on Earth and has noted the most obvious features of human existence.
ok yes I'll do it. @AllanaHarkin @iamsambee
I don't think it's too much to ask to have @Taylor_Fritz97 and @steftsitsipas date so we could have Fritzipas.
The saddest part is the long-abandoned guitar--how much happier would we all be if Trump had been allowed to follow his musical dreams?
"This is no longer an ethics problem. This is a democracy reform problem and it signals first and foremost an effort to deform democracy to serve the Harlan Crows and the Leonard Leos of the world." slate.com/news-and-polit…
We are going to deeply regret developing artificial intelligence, but only briefly--the interval between the blinding flash and the arrival of the shock wave.
Maybe the real lesson was the AI chatbots we trained along the way.
Please let there be a balloon release and then the air force shoots them down over the stadium #SuperBowl
I will lose faith in our nation's youth If there are not five high school punk bands named Chinese Spy Balloon by now.
I want to thank @cspan for their great coverage of the vote for Speaker, which if nothing else introduced me to the awesome outfits of CT representative @rosadelauro
Curious to hear from others if they use @lens and have had trouble getting their rebate (or never received it despite repeated assurances that they will).
Not sure how the actual voting is going to go down, but looking forward to George Santos claiming that he is Speaker of the House.
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
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Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker
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Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser
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466K Followers 3K Following No longer posting here -- try the same handle on Substack, Bluesky and Threads. CAMPAIGN TRAILS newsletter: https://t.co/B5Q3HztuHd
Bess Kalb @bessbell
308K Followers 1K Following Writer and producer of TV and movie and books and children.
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
200K Followers 4K Following Year round iced coffee drinker. Stand-up special "People Pleaser" out now. Previously: Last Week Tonight, Mrs. Maisel, Head Writer/EP Desus & Mero.
Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein
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Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker
202K Followers 5K Following Emmy-nominated TV writer and comedian. Wrote a book about games and now writing another. Newsletter: https://t.co/9mOMgDuvfv Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
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366K Followers 3K Following Daily Caller: "A deviant of the highest order.” Savage Love! Savage Lovecast! My weekly sex-advice column, podcast, and more are available at https://t.co/BnXklxTQiV!
Allana Harkin @AllanaHarkin
18K Followers 2K Following Emmy winning director, actor producer. Good friend. Follow me on IG @allanaharkin
Tommy Vietor @TVietor08
567K Followers 3K Following Former Obama staffer turned podcast blah blah guy @ Crooked Media
The Volatile Mermaid @OhNoSheTwitnt
372K Followers 1K Following ~*Jewish-American Disney Princess*~ @HarlanCoben once compared me to a whiskey sour without the whiskey.
Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously
223K Followers 3K Following I miss Neopets. | Founding Host of ‘What a Day’ from @crookedmedia | @SundanceOrg Alum | OBVIOUSLY is out NOW📗
Parker Molloy @ParkerMolloy
235K Followers 3K Following I write the media/culture/politics/whatever newsletter @readTPA: https://t.co/b5eKnkYTbA Chicagoan / wife of @KaylaPekkala / not an activist / likes baseball
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513K Followers 4K Following Caregiver. 💖💚 Emmy nominated💫 Spoutible & Bluesky: @YNB Post: @TheYNB Mastadon: @[email protected] IG & Threads: @yvettenicolebrown
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr
438K Followers 6K Following I tell the truth like white draws. FORMER: @TheDailyShow CURRENT: Social Recluse. FAMU grad reppin 205. Took me 5 yrs to get a 4yr degree, don't take me serious
shauna @goldengateblond
340K Followers 2K Following I didn’t pay for this shit. goldengateblond on all the platforms.
Caroline Orr Bueno, P.. @RVAwonk
430K Followers 3K Following ~@[email protected]~ Behavioral Scientist. Postdoc @ UMD. “Epistemic Superpredator.” Studying disinformation, cognitive security, crises. Opinions are mine.
Meena Harris @meena
629K Followers 2K Following VC Phenomenal Ventures, CEO Phenomenal Media + @reductress, Author of A is For Ambitious, Ambitious Girl, Kamala & Maya’s Big Idea, The Truth About Mrs. Claus
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T.C. Boyle @tcboyle
17K Followers 36 Following The official Twitter account of the American novelist and short story writer.
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7K Followers 2K Following ucla criminal law Prof, former TV legal analyst ABC news, love dogs, young children, Redsox, father of 1 boy 3 girls, former Public Defender, Blue, BLM
Jeff Timmer @jefftimmer
98K Followers 5K Following Strategist. Michigan. Erstwhile GOPer. Senior Advisor @ProjectLincoln Co-Host A Republic, If You Can Keep It. Grieving dad. Skilled in smartassery.
Lawfare @lawfare
240K Followers 178 Following Straight-shooting information and analysis at the intersection of national security, law, and policy. https://t.co/pyAJyqBCsm
Lisa Rubin @lawofruby
278K Followers 2K Following @msnbc legal correspondent & recovering litigator; former: off-air legal analyst @maddow, @wagnertonight. Don’t let the pearls fool ya.
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1.7M Followers 745 Following A daily magazine on the web. Subscribe to Slow Burn Season 8: Becoming Justice Thomas—out now.
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Jason Marsalis @JasonMarsalis
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no great matter @BringDaNoyz
7K Followers 2K Following likes strawberry rhubarb pie and the New York Mets, dislikes pretty much everything else || screen printing IG: sympathetic.inker || she/her
To say I'm excited that @TheElliotPage is taking The Darkness Outside Us and running with it would be an understatement of intergalactic proportions. hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…
@michaelsrubens Love it! I need your mom to do that for me because I'm not sure what to do if I ever actually see it happening. Also, subway reading is also something I'd love to see.
I'd love to see someone I don't know reading my book in the wild, or checking it out from the library. 🥰
Everyone’s got serious author dreams like hitting a bestseller list or optioning film rights. And I’ve got those too, but I’d love to hear about people’s silly author dreams. I’ll go first: I really want dessert made out of my book cover! Cookies, cake, or all of the above! 😋
I’m one of the names who signed this letter. As I have said often, we are open to honest, fair and accurate criticism at NPR. But Berliner’s piece was none of those things.
new: About 50 NPR employees sign a letter to CEO Katherine Maher and top editor Edith Chapin calling for, among other things, a public rebuke of the “factual inaccuracies and elisions” in Uri Berliner’s Free Press essay.
Sesame Workshop is filled with some of best people i know and they absolutely deserve a fair contract. (AND NO YOU CANNOT PAY COOKIE MONSTER IN COOKIES, ZAZLAV)
WGA members at Sesame Workshop are prepared to strike. 🪧 The unit voted UNANIMOUSLY - with 100% participation - to authorize a strike if management does not reach a fair new contract before their current agreement expires this Friday, April 19.
To a hammer, everything looks like one of the guys from Jackasses’ balls
Stealing the Declaration of Independence!!
What you have to understand is that back in my day humor was just calling a hedgehog a "pointy mouse"
of course. cleveland weather might cloud your view of the eclipse on Monday. if it does here are 5 sewer sites to visit instead. glasses optional.
This is what long Covid looks like. (And it’s missing eight or so supplements, two liquid antihistamines, and nicotine patches.) #longcovid
I’m sure many of you’ve picked up how much more blunt I’ve been lately. There’s a reason. I’ve spent a decade in progressive politics, and all I’ve seen is us circle jerk ourselves into further and further irrelevance. Every single progressive operative I know says it behind…
It’s funny seeing posts like “WE’VE BEEN DEALING WITH DEI FOR DECADES NOW AND I AM SO TIRED OF IT!” and it’s like okay calm down, little buddy, you just learned about this term two months ago when “woke” wasn’t putting up numbers
Attention has been given to the how the reemergence of antisemitism impacts young Jews. Taking a moment to extend empathy to older left-wing Jews in the diaspora: those who spent their whole lives fighting for social justice causes, only to be betrayed by people they fought for.
In a brilliant moment during Wednesday's sham impeachment hearing, Democratic Congressman Jared Moskowitz flipped the script and called the Republicans' bluff by making his own motion to impeach President Biden and asking the GOP to second it. The Republicans crumbled as he…
I’m on this show tonight with people who are better than I’ll ever be. Honestly one of the best lineups I’ve ever been on. It’s gonna be a great show! Come on out!
Big show tonight at 7:30 in The Main Room @LTNSComedy with @jimjefferies @brettgoldstein @BethStelling @TheJFHarris @NickyParisBitch @MikeDrucker +more! Limited tickets left, get yours now at improv.com/hollywood #hollywoodimprov #comedy
Glad Daily Beast referenced my query to producers of The Bachelor, where they responded to a question on why the show struggles to deal w/race w/8 seconds of silence. Now non-white participants are speaking on the racist abuse they endure from fans. loom.ly/ArlYk-k
Sorry but it’s really bumming me out that the royal family cast someone else as Fake Kate. I started low-key auditioning for that role in 2014. Bit of a career blow really, but still all the best to the actress they did choose xx #KateMiddleton #WhereIsKate
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