🌎Melissa⚡️Thidemann🌪 @melissathidema1
46 yr old woman: A cautionary tale, so approach with(wait for it) caution! I’m love, light and sarcasm, an award winning bullshit artist, and a pure delight ❤️ Richmond, Va. Joined May 2016-
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Uhmmmm
I can honestly say I’ve never done that one.
Always take time to stop and smell the flowers!
God forbid they want inclusion!
Hid him here after my first break. He’s gone now.
Found him again, this one’s being rehid this time! To figure out where though!
Cunny, Bat?
Traumatized. Walked into a room with a dead newborn. I knew it would happen sooner or later but I was really hoping on much later.
Wtf is Groking and how did I stumble upon it trying to look at tweets??
We aren’t judging you or nuthin!
I’m not a breakfast person. Liver and onions with a bowl of chili, the latter is more for later.
I had to get the Hep B vaccine for work since I’m not immune today. Bastards didn’t tell me I’d have to get another one for mumps and measles. My arm hurts. Eating my pain away at a very rare eating at a restaurant day.
💯💯💯💯!!!!!
And now all I see is a Monty Python skit in my mind.. @EricIdle
Where I spend half my day, waiting on elevators…
Tell me you’re from Virginia without telling me you’re from Virginia:
It’s happening. One without my lenses I got from @TMobile and one without and you know the sun is a hard one to photograph with the naked lenses! Pretty neat!
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135 Followers 601 Following Discover the best deals on Amazon with AmznDealBot! Get daily tweets on the latest discounts and save big. Discord bot coming soon!!
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This Charming Man �.. @Charmingman66
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THE SIGN GUY @TerryOsat
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1K Followers 559 Following Just a guy minding his own business. sometimes I say things that make sense.
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4K Followers 13 Following Manage your portfolio using a Trend based system | Trial plans available | ETFs, stocks, bonds, cryptos | Tradingview scripts: https://t.co/92vnZS4e7L@melissathidema1 I can also say it’s never even crossed my mind to do it
The Ginger Assassin stands guard on a Sunday Morning
I DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S MINE!!!!!!
This might be the best yet
@melissathidema1 No idea what I'm looking at
Leg of lamb (with mint jelly), broccoli with French onion havarti cheese, and spinach miracle noodles.
A Blessed Easter to those who observe.
@Caitlyn_Jenner @DevinCow Wonder how the "sisters" in this pic feel about your current views
Brogan and I discovered Fraggle Rock: Back to the Rock, so we’ll be busy for a while.
@melissathidema1 Still have an old pull handle machine at a bar down the street.
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